I was robbed! LOL!!

Alright, so I took Woodrow T. Hound to the dog park and let him wear himself out. As we were leaving, that's when he decided he had to go potty - and I mean really go! :O Being the responsible dog owner that I am, I picked it up with a leftover plastic shopping bag from Macy's, threw the bag in the back of the truck, and drove on home. Well, I forgot to throw the bag away when I got home - saw it still sitting there later that afternoon when I parked at the mall to do a little shopping. Ok, I thought, no biggie - I'll have to remember to throw that out later. About 45 minutes later, I came out of the mall - no poop bag! Someone STOLE it out of the back of my truck! I have this image in my mind of some idiot running through the parking lot with my dog's poop! :D

LOL - Who would want a Macy's bag full of poop??? Hopefully the person thought they were getting something good and didn't know it was a bag of dog poop.

LMAO! :rofl: The robber is thinking he got something, when he reaches in, he'll have a bag full of poop :rofl: :8:

lol can imagine them opening the bag to see what they have nicked

Or maybe it was stolen by a gardener, looking for something to grow tomatoes in?

Very funny little tale, Deb!

~Bruce

Yup, it's official - some people will steal anything! :rolleye2:

Lol, thanks foor the laugh, I needed that :)

Ha ha, I hope that they didn't know it was dog poop.

lolololololololololol

This is my funny for the day.

I almost peed m'pants when I read this thread! :8:

Awesome! Thanks for the story!

:rofl: OH MY GOSH!!!!! :8: That is soooo funny!!!

haha the title pwns:gj:

HAHA! They will deserve it when they open it up. Hopefully they dump their loot out into their lap to see what they got!

I personally had someone snatch my small gas can out of the bed of my truck, I saw them emptying it into their beat up car as I exited the grocery store. When I yelled, they tossed it back at my truck, jumped into their car and took off.

I would have been LESS annoyed had it not been 3 full gallons of citronella oil for tiki torchs. I did however pass the smoking car on the road a few miles away. I waved with great relish as I passed him. For once, a thief got just what they deserved.

I can imagine the expression on that guy's face when he opened that bag :rofl:

LOL! the robber got what they deserved!!!

Reminds me of when someone stole my husband's dirty Burger King napkins outta our truck, which he had blown his nose with..

oh my gosh, these stories are just too funny! ROFL

Someone stole a Neiman-Marcus bag out of my brother's truck bed that contained two poopy diapers...

eeewww diapers? lol...

I just imagine the person sticking their greedy hands in there before even looking... :rofl:

Some one stole gas out of the farm tank at my father-in-laws farm. The only problem was that he had switched to diesel tractors. The culprit worked for him. He knew that because the next day he showed up blowing black smoke out the exhaust. Never said a word to the guy. Figured the rebuilt engine was punishment enough.:D

Keep a eye out on your local craigslist incase they try to sell the stolen loot :8: :8: :8: