Desparate need of help!

Ok I have a huge problem here and I need some ideas quick!

Next week (April 29) is my girlfriends 23 birthday. I have absolutely no freakin idea what to get her. At all!

Here's some background info... I'm Canadian (so I can't get her a gun or fireworks :() she really likes my crested geckos but not sure if she's fakin it. We've been together 5 or maybe 8 months? This Friday were going to Cuba for a week. She lives with her parents. She likes hockey. She is freakin >smokin< hot. Hmmm what else. She's exactly like me. (were both lazy and like to chill and watch movies rather than move and be creative.) she's just finished school to become a social worker.
If you have any questions please ask. I just really need some help!!!
Thanks in advance, Jeremy.

P.s. I think if worse comes to worse I'm gunna buy her a nice terrarium kit and get EVERY thing she needs to get started with a crested gecko.

Dude your takin her to cuba ain't that enough?


Heck I'm a dude and if some Canadian guy was like. "Hey wanna be my girlfriend and go to cuba?"

"I'd Say hell yes, my name is susan lets get going"

I mean the last girlfriend I had I took her to sonic and we had two combos and a bottle of schnapps. SO Yeah I don't date alot.


But no on the serious. If you think she might be fakin the crestie thing why risk it?

Maybe you could score some Senators playoff tickets. IS ottawa in Ontario...I thought it was. What about montreal?

How about a Hockey Jersey of her fave team?

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I mean the last girlfriend I had I took her to sonic and we had two combos and a bottle of schnapps. SO Yeah I don't date alot.

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Maybe you should have taken her for a DOUBLE DOWN at KFC...:rofl:

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Originally Posted by 4theSNAKElady

Maybe you should have taken her for a DOUBLE DOWN at KFC...:rofl:

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See then it would have been true love.


I don't understand it though the patented Seru1 chili cheese tots and liquor date is golden.

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Originally Posted by Seru1

See then it would have been true love.


I don't understand it though the patented Seru1 chili cheese tots and liquor date is golden.

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I almost peed myself laughing so hard!!! The double down hahahahahahahahahahahahahshahajahajah!!!!!!!!!! I saw that post hahaha. But anyways not taking her to Cuba. I'm going with her. She payed her own way. And I'm liking the jersey idea!!!! Thanks!!
Anymore awesome ideas guys :-)?

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Originally Posted by Jeremy78

I almost peed myself laughing so hard!!! The double down hahahahahahahahahahahahahshahajahajah!!!!!!!!!! I saw that post hahaha. But anyways not taking her to Cuba. I'm going with her. She payed her own way. And I'm liking the jersey idea!!!! Thanks!!
Anymore awesome ideas guys :-)?

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Oooh not takinger her to cuba? then your boned :P


No seriously dude the jersey idea is cool, Why not add a set of matching mittens or gloves and a hat. Get a team color thing goin. And a nice bottle of wine for the two of ya. Maybe even a romantic dinner, candlelight, and some Stanley Cup action.

Just me thinkin out loud. Good luck with the pretty lady.

Oh and I'm trying my best to keep like a $100-$300 limit going.

A cute necklace perhaps? Hell I'd love it if my boyfriend gave me a cute necklace!!:P

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Originally Posted by CoolioTiffany

A cute necklace perhaps? Hell I'd love it if my boyfriend gave me a cute necklace!!:P

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Since when can snakes give necklace's

Jk :rofl:

And umm yes like Seru1 said matching jersey, mittens, hats and ur golden

If shes a fun-lovin, sports fan then the jersy thing is a great idea but you need to add something a tad romantic but not cheesy. Even if its something as simple as a rose on top of the jersy.

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Originally Posted by Foschi Exotic Serpents

If shes a fun-lovin, sports fan then the jersy thing is a great idea but you need to add something a tad romantic but not cheesy. Even if its something as simple as a rose on top of the jersy.

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Now I like that one!:gj:

You guys rock!!! Thanks for the awesome ideas!!! Keep em comin hehehehe

hockey jersey, hockey tickets...or the crested gecko thing sounds kinda cool, can you really tell if the likes them or not though?

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Originally Posted by DJ_Bizarre

hockey jersey, hockey tickets...or the crested gecko thing sounds kinda cool, can you really tell if the likes them or not though?

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Well when she's at my house she always wants to take out chomper and play with him. And she always checks up on him.
(his names chomper cause the first time she held him he grabbed a hold of her finger hahahaha)

OK then here goes.. Its the little, trivial things that matter the most and will be remembered. Sit back and think about things the 2 of you have done together. Things you have talked about. Stories she has told you. Try to remember some little details that most people wouldnt remember.

Is she the extravagent type or does she prefer the simple things in life. Does she like partying or does she prefer just spending quality time with one or a few people she cares about. What kind of food does she like? What kind of dessert?

Do you think she would like an expensive dinner date? Or maybe going out for ice cream? Pizza? Pick up her favorite dessert, even if its just a cupcake or cookie and stick a candle in it.

Does she like animals? Nature? What are her other interests other than her team? If you really think about it you can come up with something sweet and simple that she will remember.

Im a bit biased because Im the type that prefers the simple things. I had an ex that was not particularly lovable or romantic but he always rememberd what made me smile. It was not uncommon for me to be surprised at the end of my day with a small handfull of picked wildflowers. Or Id get a call at home to come to his work and rescue and injured animal or bird. Or Id be surprised by being taken out somewhere I hadnt been in years. Be it a place to eat, or a museum, or a summer event such as an indian pow wow or a car show.

So just remember the little things she likes. Most people dont like being made a spectical on their birthdays. Big over blown birthdays can sometimes be a bit unnerving or even embarrassing.

Can't beat a day at the spa!

Ok trying my best to think of something. But like I said for her birthday we will be in Cuba... I know she really loves home made nachos but it's kinda hard to make in a resort hotel room lol. I've threatened that I'm going to give her a $1000 cheque if she doesn't give me some ideas but all she's says is she wants me and flowers (I know I know). But honestly I'm drawing blanks here:..

P.s. She gets me all the time and I spontaneously buy her flowers all the time too... So that's not really "special"

One thing I think would be cute would be to go to Cafe Press and upload a picture of Chomper. Caption it "Got fingers?", create a shirt out of it. Or whatever else they have. They have alot of things that you can make.

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One thing I think would be cute would be to go to Cafe Press and upload a picture of Chomper. Caption it "Got fingers?", create a shirt out of it. Or whatever else they have. They have alot of things that you can make.

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That's an amazing idea omg!!!!! Or go to walmart and get a blanket with the pic on it!!!! Thanks!!!