Did you hate Big Gunns before you loved him?

Big Gunns wants to know how much work he still has to do. Answer whether you did hate him first, or whether you're one of the other choices.

Can a mod make this a poll. Here are the choices.

1. I hated him at first, but now I love him more than life itself.

2. I still hate him, but wish I was him.

3. I loved him from the second I laid eyes on him.

4. I love him so much I'm leaving everything to him in my will.

5. I hate him so much I wish I could legally behead him then feed it to my snake.

6. I love him so much I'd give him my wife and kids if he asked...and pay all their bills for life.

7. I love him so much I'm naming my first born Big Gunns jr...whether the babies a boy or a girl.

8. I hate him so much, I'd walk 1000 miles to watch him get his perfect behind whupped(know this is not possible though).

9. I hate him so much every time I see he's on BP.net I need to buy a new computer because of the rage this causes.

10. I love him so much that every time I see he's on BP.net I need to take a cold shower.

BG never gets offended so give BG your Master your true feelings.:gj:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Big Gunns wants to know how much work he still has to do. Answer whether you did hate him first, or whether you're one of the other choices.

Can a mod make this a poll. Here are the choices.

1. I hated him at first, but now I love him more than life itself.

2. I still hate him, but wish I was him.

3. I loved him from the second I laid eyes on him.

4. I love him so much I'm leaving everything to him in my will.

5. I hate him so much I wish I could legally behead him then feed it to my snake.

6. I love him so much I'd give him my wife and kids if he asked...and pay all their bills for life.

7. I love him so much I'm naming my first born Big Gunns jr...whether the babies a boy or a girl.

8. I hate him so much, I'd walk 1000 miles to watch him get his perfect behind whupped(know this is not possible though).

9. I hate him so much every time I see he's on BP.net I need to buy a new computer because of the rage this causes.

10. I love him so much that every time I see he's on BP.net I need to take a cold shower.

BG never gets offended so give BG your Master your true feelings.:gj:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Whaat? No middle ground?:rofl::rofl:

I never hated BG, though I did find him somewhat annoying at first back when I met him on another forum a couple years back. After a few days and a few threads, his shenanigans grew on me though, and I now enjoy reading his posts because I know it's all in good fun. :gj:

You're right. We need to add a couple more if possible.

11. I'm still on the fence, but leaning towards undying love.

12. I'm still on the fence, but I'm thinking of heading to the weapons(gun) shop and make a purchase to take him out.

How about a choice #11? Like, BG was very confusing at first, didn't know whether to hate him or call the psych ward out to pick him up, but after meeting BG I realized that I don't hate BG, I think BG is a very cool guy, but still need to get on calling the psych ward out to pick him up! Thats my choice, choice #11.

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Can a mod make this a poll. Here are the choices.

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Done and for next time http://www.ball-pythons.net/forums/s...13&postcount=1

There should have been an option for "I ignore his ego and therefor don't care that much"

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Made me lauigh the first time I saw you, that's about as close to love at first sight I will ever get from a guy, let alone a guy I never met or who never gave me anything. ~Caylan.S.~

Even tho I am still very new here I cant pass up a Big Gunns post when I see one.
Thanks BGs for making me laugh my tushy off at work.:P

First read his posts on another forum, it was entertaining...I admire his ability to not take himself so seriously (and it's funny reading the reactions of those that do).:rofl:

I like him!:)

There should have been an "He's on my ignore list" option

he's like the guru, of ballpythons with the funniest comedic skills ever, like in the movies, were the serious charctor is the mast but here its totaly differant. though reading his post, he knows his stuff, so full support for BG

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Originally Posted by Russ Lawson

I never hated BG, though I did find him somewhat annoying at first back when I met him on another forum a couple years back. After a few days and a few threads, his shenanigans grew on me though, and I now enjoy reading his posts because I know it's all in good fun. :gj:

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In other words. I'm a fairly intelligent individual and figured out BG real quick. Of course I love BG.:gj:

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

How about a choice #11? Like, BG was very confusing at first, didn't know whether to hate him or call the psych ward out to pick him up, but after meeting BG I realized that I don't hate BG, I think BG is a very cool guy, but still need to get on calling the psych ward out to pick him up! Thats my choice, choice #11.

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Yes BG humor can be "very confusing" at first, but as you read his posts your IQ raises exponentially(willy taught BG this). After a week or so if you're not too weak in the mind and character, you soon realize that Big Gunns really is THE GREATEST.

BG throws great parties at the Psyche ward. He'll invite all his bp.net fans to the next one.:gj:

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Originally Posted by Deborah

Done and for next time http://www.ball-pythons.net/forums/s...13&postcount=1

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Now why would BG want to do that? It's much easier to order one of his charges(a mod) to handle this for him.:P:D

And you better have voted.:rage:

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Originally Posted by Elise.m

There should have been an option for "I ignore his ego and therefor don't care that much"

:)

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Now you know it's physically impossible to "ignore" anything about Big Gunns. :D

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Originally Posted by Inugohan

Made me lauigh the first time I saw you, that's about as close to love at first sight I will ever get from a guy, let alone a guy I never met or who never gave me anything. ~Caylan.S.~

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You haven't received your Big Gunns prize pack? Have you sent in your fan club dues yet? If not....you're never gonna get "anything" either.:D

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Originally Posted by Christine

Even tho I am still very new here I cant pass up a Big Gunns post when I see one.
Thanks BGs for making me laugh my tushy off at work.:P

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Any pics of this "tushy"????:rofl:(bad Gunns):D

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Originally Posted by broadude

First read his posts on another forum, it was entertaining...I admire his ability to not take himself so seriously (and it's funny reading the reactions of those that do).:rofl:

I like him!:)

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:taz::taz::taz::taz: This is the second time you've said "like":taz::taz::taz:

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Originally Posted by 2kdime

There should have been an "He's on my ignore list" option

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Big Gunns just loves how well you're "ignoring" him also. :rofl::rofl:

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Originally Posted by BOWSER11788

he's like the guru, of ballpythons with the funniest comedic skills ever, like in the movies, were the serious charctor is the mast but here its totaly differant. though reading his post, he knows his stuff, so full support for BG

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Are you sure you're not talking about Leeetle Kevy from Nerd?:D

Oh yeah...his name is Big Gunns....can't be Leeetle Kevy.:D

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Now why would BG want to do that? It's much easier to order one of his charges(a mod) to handle this for him.:P:D

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Than next time no poll :cool:

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And you better have voted.:rage:

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Nope, I didn't find the option that applies to how I feel. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Deborah

Than next time no poll :cool:

Nope, I didn't find the option that applies to how I feel. :cool:

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No worries, there's other mods.:rofl:

You're a mod. Just add #13.

Am moving as close as possible to Big Gunns so that if he sees me every day with my "I love BIg Gunns" shirts on he will fall madly in love with me.:D

I became a Big Gunns fan the day i saw his first post. I am such a fan that i want to become a Little Gunns, Ive already lost 10 pounds and have in the past month gone from benching 60 pounds, to 85. (im only 13 incase your wondering why so little)

Haha, Big Gunns Jr. ... love it! :rofl:

I have been using *leeetle* in my online posts, where does that put me?

Bruce

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Originally Posted by Kuba

I became a Big Gunns fan the day i saw his first post. I am such a fan that i want to become a Little Gunns, Ive already lost 10 pounds and have in the past month gone from benching 60 pounds, to 85. (im only 13 incase your wondering why so little)

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You're well on your way kiddo. Don't forget to train the legs.:gj: Women love glutes.:D

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Originally Posted by Minja777

Haha, Big Gunns Jr. ... love it! :rofl:

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This is obviously a very smart kid. He sees that Big Gunns gets all the ladies. You should be paying close attention to his lead.:D

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Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead

I have been using *leeetle* in my online posts, where does that put me?

Bruce

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When you start asking for a "leeetle" more lettuce on your Subway Flatbread sandwich(BG loves them also), then you'll know it's love.:D

BIG FAN!!!!! Love every post! Especially the when you upset a certain click of belleyachers and literacy skilled ignore feature users!:gj:

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You're well on your way kiddo. Don't forget to train the legs.:gj: Women love glutes.:D



This is obviously a very smart kid. He sees that Big Gunns gets all the ladies. You should be paying close attention to his lead.:D

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Gotcha, gotta start workin them legs now. :D:banana:

I would probably like you more if your werent so shy and meek:D

Maybe an assertiveness training class may help;)

I must admit I was deeply confused at first, but the confusion quickly turned into amusement. I never hated BG so I go with that I've always loved him lol

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Originally Posted by WickedBalls

BIG FAN!!!!! Love every post! Especially the when you upset a certain click of belleyachers and literacy skilled ignore feature users!:gj:

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Big Gunns loves those posts the best also. Without them, Big Gunns can't be Big Gunns.:D

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Originally Posted by Kuba

Gotcha, gotta start workin them legs now. :D:banana:

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You'll be thanking Big Gunns all through High school kid.:gj:

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Originally Posted by West Coast Jungle

I would probably like you more if your werent so shy and meek:D

Maybe an assertiveness training class may help;)

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BG teaches six a day. That's doesn't count the one he teaches after his Avon sales meetings. You need directions to a class near you WCJ?:D

Who's Big Gunns again?

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Originally Posted by MarkS

Who's Big Gunns again?

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Come on "last leetle Minion"? You need to vote. BG knows you were the last Leeetle Minion holdout to love Big Gunns.:banana:

I think BG's advise is great however I think he idolised the Rock from the WWE a little to much ( 3rd person reference).

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

This is obviously a very smart kid. He sees that Big Gunns gets all the ladies. You should be paying close attention to his lead.:D

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By "kid" and "he" do you mean me?, if so then "he" is a lady ;)

I envy BG because I want to talk in the third person to :gj: :D

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Originally Posted by bad-one

I must admit I was deeply confused at first, but the confusion quickly turned into amusement. I never hated BG so I go with that I've always loved him lol

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:gj::gj: It really starting to look like BG is a lot more loved than people thought.:banana::banana:

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Originally Posted by ed4281

I think BG's advise is great however I think he idolised the Rock from the WWE a little to much ( 3rd person reference).

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"The Rock" stole BG's game...and made millions.:tears::tears::tears::tears:

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Originally Posted by Minja777

By "kid" and "he" do you mean me?, if so then "he" is a lady ;)

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No....other kiddo. Sorry for the confusion.

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Originally Posted by Seru1

I envy BG because I want to talk in the third person to :gj: :D

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Lessons are given every second Thursday of the month, but not during a full moon. For obvious reasons.:D

I didn't join the fanclub as I am unsure if I need to. I don't need an official title in order to enjoy something. I'm not in a fan club for snakes or anything, why would I join a fan club for a person? I prefer to fly under the radar and admire whilst being unknown to whom I'm admiring. It's better that way!
Oh and I don't want anything from you, I don't eccept freebies from anyone, not even big gunns, it just seems wrong. No, I prefer to earn everything I get so I guess I don't need to worry about paying my dues. Sorry Big Gunns, you are dealing with a rebel, one who prefers anarchy over order, I will admit you make me laugh, and that I do not hate you, but thats about it. I do thank you however. ~Caylan.S.~

I'll decide once I meet him in person.

LOL BG those poll options made me seriously laugh so hard I literally 'LOLed. I chose the first one, but you did already know I disliked you at first. This has gotta be one of the funniest polls I've ever read..

You can be funny at the same time i can be like what the hell he talking. lol its all good Bgizzle.:8:

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Originally Posted by Inugohan

I didn't join the fanclub as I am unsure if I need to. I don't need an official title in order to enjoy something. I'm not in a fan club for snakes or anything, why would I join a fan club for a person? I prefer to fly under the radar and admire whilst being unknown to whom I'm admiring. It's better that way!
Oh and I don't want anything from you, I don't eccept freebies from anyone, not even big gunns, it just seems wrong. No, I prefer to earn everything I get so I guess I don't need to worry about paying my dues. Sorry Big Gunns, you are dealing with a rebel, one who prefers anarchy over order, I will admit you make me laugh, and that I do not hate you, but thats about it. I do thank you however. ~Caylan.S.~

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You didn't join???? You have no idea what you're missing. BG sends out special cd's with tips on everything from picking up women at the local dollar store, to getting free cookies at Subway by pretending you're Big Gunns cousin(works every time). You better send in your cash now $69.69. Nobody wants to miss out on all these great tips.:D

No worries that you don't "accept feebies". BG only gives them when he getting something better in return.:D

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Originally Posted by Hulihzack

I'll decide once I meet him in person.

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Check the fan page to see when BG's coming to a Subway near you.:gj:

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Originally Posted by CoolioTiffany

LOL BG those poll options made me seriously laugh so hard I literally 'LOLed. I chose the first one, but you did already know I disliked you at first. This has gotta be one of the funniest polls I've ever read..

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Does BG ever do anything that's not "the funniest"..and the greatest of course?:D

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Originally Posted by twan

You can be funny at the same time i can be like what the hell he talking. lol its all good Bgizzle.:8:

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Big Gunns loves the name Snoop Dog jr. He was gonna go with just Big G as his hip hop name, but he's really liking "Bgizzle" a lot better.:D

I thought BG was funny yet informative from the start.

My vote for #6 was out of experience, not so much choice. His true magnanimity overwhelmed us(meeting him in person, being punked by him and his fans, then actually hanging out with him absorbing just some of his knowledge).
The judge has ordered continued C.S. and A. payments, even though the boys are back with me. Not sure of future increases, the judge being a BG fan is not a good sign for me!

Seriously, when you first read a few of his posts, you cant help but want to choke this guy! Lol, but if you continue to READ ALL his posts, not just his S.A. retorts to those who dont understand him, he really does share alot of useful information, he takes time to respond to almost everypost. After meeting him in person, despite stealing MissGunns and my money, i am still a huge BG fan :)

I think he's amusing, and likable enough, but that's about it.
I have met far, far stranger people. ;)

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Originally Posted by ed4281

I think BG's advise is great however I think he idolised the Rock from the WWE a little to much ( 3rd person reference).

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Who wouldn't idolize the rock, have you SEEN him? Oh wait.. maybe not everyone has met him in person ;) Oh baby. lol.

BG, you are not the only one who can get free cookies at subway!

Oh, I have not voted on this post yet ...:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

No worries, there's other mods.:rofl:

You're a mod. Just add #13.

Am moving as close as possible to Big Gunns so that if he sees me every day with my "I love BIg Gunns" shirts on he will fall madly in love with me.:D

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Not the option I was thinking about either

I was thinking more about something like

13: Do I get paid to put up with this :rofl:

Who the hell is big gunns?

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Originally Posted by bsd13

Who the hell is big gunns?

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LOL:rofl:

It was kind of funny at first....
now its just annoying...

Ive been trying to figure out who BG is, just because its been bugging me lately. :zerb:

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Originally Posted by Wh00h0069

I thought BG was funny yet informative from the start.

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Your IQ is better than most, but proud of yourself.:gj:

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Originally Posted by DixiePythons

My vote for #6 was out of experience, not so much choice. His true magnanimity overwhelmed us(meeting him in person, being punked by him and his fans, then actually hanging out with him absorbing just some of his knowledge).
The judge has ordered continued C.S. and A. payments, even though the boys are back with me. Not sure of future increases, the judge being a BG fan is not a good sign for me!

Seriously, when you first read a few of his posts, you cant help but want to choke this guy! Lol, but if you continue to READ ALL his posts, not just his S.A. retorts to those who dont understand him, he really does share alot of useful information, he takes time to respond to almost everypost. After meeting him in person, despite stealing MissGunns and my money, i am still a huge BG fan :)

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Don't worry, BG never would take your boys from yah. It's just too much of a hassle taking kids with BG on his trips around the Universe. It's also not that easy fitting kids in his Lamborghini(Yugo).:D

The "future increases" in child support and alimony start every odd month, so you're OK for next month, but make sure you make arrangements for May. They double by the way.:D

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Originally Posted by WingedWolfPsion

I think he's amusing, and likable enough, but that's about it.
I have met far, far stranger people. ;)

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BG would love to meet these "stranger people". BG thinks you must be mistaken...there's no way they're "far stranger" than Big Gunns.:D

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Originally Posted by shescountry89

Who wouldn't idolize the rock, have you SEEN him? Oh wait.. maybe not everyone has met him in person ;) Oh baby. lol.

BG, you are not the only one who can get free cookies at subway!

Oh, I have not voted on this post yet ...:rolleyes:

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BG wouldn't "idolize The Rock"...he idolizes Big Gunns.:P:D

BG is the only one that can those cookies with just a wink though.:D

BG knows your vote....no need to even do so.

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Originally Posted by Deborah

Not the option I was thinking about either

I was thinking more about something like

13: Do I get paid to put up with this :rofl:

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Your payment is the infinite amount of knowledge learned, and the priceless abilty to tell people. "I once communicated with The Man, The Myth, The Legend in his own mind himself. This is "priceless".:D

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Originally Posted by bsd13

Who the hell is big gunns?

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"Lesser Neil" maybe?????:D

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Originally Posted by Christine

LOL:rofl:

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BG agrees.:D

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Originally Posted by FIEND_FO_LYFE

It was kind of funny at first....
now its just annoying...

Ive been trying to figure out who BG is, just because its been bugging me lately. :zerb:

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BG will send one of his prize packs(Lollipops):D...this usually helps with what's "bugging" you.:P

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Your payment is the infinite amount of knowledge learned, and the priceless abilty to tell people. "I once communicated with The Man, The Myth, The Legend in his own mind himself. This is "priceless".:D

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Oh dang and I though my payment was gonna be a free autographed picture :tears: :rolleyes:














Which I could have used for target practise :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Deborah

Oh dang and I though my payment was gonna be a free autographed picture :tears: :rolleyes:
















Which I could have used for target practise :rofl:

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Tell Rabster and Dr. Del to fax you a copy.:D

BG's gotta warn yah though, even his picture is very hard to get a direct hit on, but BG's not worried anyway. Once you receive your pic, there's no way you would want to damage such perfection.:D BG thinks you'll place it where everyone else does..... On the ceiling in your bedroom.:rofl:

Well, I don't love Big Gunns, but I certainly don't hate him either. I am still on the fence a little bit. I do think he has knowledge and knows what he is talking about when it comes to snakes. I found him to be very annoying at first but I do find a little humor from his posts sometimes.

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Originally Posted by python1024

Well, I don't love Big Gunns, but I certainly don't hate him either. I am still on the fence a little bit. I do think he has knowledge and knows what he is talking about when it comes to snakes. I found him to be very annoying at first but I do find a little humor from his posts sometimes.

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So your BF reads this forum huh??? BG understands.;):D

My vote is for me to know, and you to never find out :)
Speaking of subway cookies, I have some right noww.

Ha!

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Originally Posted by shescountry89

My vote is for me to know, and you to never find out :)
Speaking of subway cookies, I have some right noww.

Ha!

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You do realize that everyone can see that you're trying to lure him(BG) over.;):D

BG's gonna get some soon.:gj: