Animal rights group messed with the wrong party.

Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.

“That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

I bet they rethink any party crashes from now on :rofl: :8:

That seriously made me LoL!

Although I kinda feel bad for the protesters, just a teeny tiny itsy bitsy bit... They asked for it.

I lol'd as well.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...n/thumbphp.png

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It's about time someone teaches those idiots a lesson. They're lucky (the idiot protesters) no one got really hurt.

EDIT: The above picture is to funny.

Thats is the best thing I have heard I have in a long time :8:

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Lmao! That is what happens when you're trying to set up a new printer at the same time you're trying to type a reply to a thread! Oh jeeze I need to go to bed before I make any more crazy typo's.

Unfortunately, the article is a joke. You can find the original here. I heard about this on the radio earlier in the week and after looking around the internet a bit I found out it wasn't real. What a bummer!

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Unfortunately, the article is a joke. You can find the original here. I heard about this on the radio earlier in the week and after looking around the internet a bit I found out it wasn't real. What a bummer!

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Aww i thought maybe the bikers were sliping or something :P.

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Please put down the adult drink BEFORE you attempt typing :8: :8: :8:

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Unfortunately, the article is a joke. You can find the original here. I heard about this on the radio earlier in the week and after looking around the internet a bit I found out it wasn't real. What a bummer!

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that sux i was hoping that it was true. these people piss me off to no end, what makes them think that they can destroy someone elses property and not think that anyone should be able to do anything to them. some of those fur coats cost 20k last time i checked thats a felony.

Heh,

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This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

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You know, you just don't hear that word used often enough these days.

I have always enjoyed a good brouhaha as much as any kerfuffle or barney. :taz:


dr del

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You know, you just don't hear that word used often enough these days.

I have always enjoyed a good brouhaha as much as any kerfuffle or barney. :taz:


dr del

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or, as us rednecks like to call it... a hoedown... :rofl:

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You know, you just don't hear that word used often enough these days.

I have always enjoyed a good brouhaha as much as any kerfuffle or barney. :taz:


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I always wondered how you spelled that. :)

It reads like an article from "The Onion." Funny!!

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It's pretty obvious it's a spoof, just by reading it but it's funny. There are a bunch of links to this article that's where I got the pic of the guy taped to the tree. :gj:

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It reads like an article from "The Onion." Funny!!

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The Onion is great. Have you seen the youtube video about the cost of cigarettes going up in prison? :rofl:

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It's pretty obvious it's a spoof, just by reading it but it's funny. There are a bunch of links to this article that's where I got the pic of the guy taped to the tree. :gj:

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The funniest part is that one of the local morning shows here actually reported it as news earlier this week! :P

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The funniest part is that one of the local morning shows here actually reported it as news earlier this week! :P

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LOL which one?

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LOL which one?

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Joe and the Poorboy on Z93. Not sure if they knew it was fake or not, but they didn't mention it. That's where I first heard about it.

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The funniest part is that one of the local morning shows here actually reported it as news earlier this week! :P

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That's sick :rofl:

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Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.

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Classic. Real or not.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH man. I was laughing so hard I nearly shot water outta my nose.
They would be lucky to get of with that if they really did that to some of the member's of clubs.