Very important Big Gunns news!!!!!

Is there any other kind of news when it comes to Big Gunns?:D

Big Gunns has bad news for all his fans out there.

Big Gunns has decided to kill the third person talk. Big Gunns will wait until you all get off the floor and back in your chairs before he continues.............................................................
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OK...everyone back???? Please refrain from the hate mail(actually BG loves it) and please please....no crying. He is not completely going to kill the third person talk. He's only going to do it when he's giving serious advice(so it won't be much:D). BG has decided that it's a lot better to give advice without his personal third person style. Big Gunns is sure all his fans(or fans he thinks he has) are very relieved to hear that it's not all the time. BG just decided it's something he needs to do.:gj:

You do know you just typed this in third person right?

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Originally Posted by joshn6805

You do know you just typed this in third person right?

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He's not giving serious advice, thus it is permissible.

BG, how could you do this to us???:(

The third person talk never bothered me and I know/seen you have been doing it for a looooooong time but I think you are making a good choice of not doing it when giving serious advice :gj:

but big gunns isnt big gunns without thrid person talk.

It will be like when your mom used your full name when she called you because you were in trouble. When we see BG using third person it will be time to sit up and take notice. :O:D BG you are one in a million.:P

Wow BG! This is huge news. I had to read your post twice. "OR FANS HE THINKS HE HAS" I admit I'm conflicted. We all need larger than life egos around to entertain us, on the other hand, humility is about the most attractive trait a person can have.:gj:

I think you'll be a much better asset to this forum if your able to be someone who provides good quality information.

Rather than someone who is merely comedic relief because of the way they talk.

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Originally Posted by Denial

but big gunns isnt big gunns without thrid person talk.

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Indeed. This just doesn't seem right. I think it's a trick.

BG hooooold up

stop and think about what ur doing.

ur going against EVERYTHING u stood for... ur sig... it will be false!!

how good is your bond/word if u cant even keep your forum sig 100% true????

u cant drop it BG!

its the only reason i sign on to this forum :tears:

BG FOR PRES :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by 2kdime

I think you'll be a much better asset to this forum if your able to be someone who provides good quality information.

Rather than someone who is merely comedic relief because of the way they talk.

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Honestly, I've seen BG give some pretty good advice while in 3rd person mode, that said, I do feel it will be easier for people to take him seriously without it.

I need advice on how to appropriately flicker off a booger...

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Originally Posted by revxus

I need advice on how to appropriately flicker off a booger...

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After retrieving the booger from the nostril of your choice, roll the booger into a ball using your thumb and middle finger, you'll get better distance and velocity with a spherical object, this also will add oil from your finger tips to the booger which will help decrease the stickiness and make it more likely to release from your finger at the instant of flicking. When the booger in question is nicely rounded, make sure it's resting on the top of the tip of the fingernail of your middle finger. The tip of your middle finger should be brought around and placed against the fleshy inner part of the middle of the first knuckle of your thumb at a 90 degree angle. Like you're making an 'OK' sign. The booger should now be resting in the valley formed between your thumb and middle finger and still on top of the nail of your middle finger.

Extend your arm out towards your target with the palm facing up, then while maintaining contact with your thumb, extend the middle finger very quickly towards your intended target, this is what is known as the 'flick' If done properly the booger should release it's hold on your fingernail and be propelled towards your intended target at a high velocity. With practice you can become quite accurate with this technique, so make sure you practice often. You also may wish to wear safety glasses to decrease the possibility of injury due to accidents.

I'm not happy about this, I loved how the third person talk worked everyone up. I was already disappointed yesterday when I read you were trying to rent a car from Hertz?!? I thought BG would have a towncar pick him up wherever he went??

Oh Neil...

How could you?

It is about time.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!! BG!!!! :( :( :( Don't cave in to the people unable to take a joke!

And MarkS, that was HILARIOUS!

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Originally Posted by joshn6805

You do know you just typed this in third person right?

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Big Gunns always "knows".:D

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Originally Posted by abuja

He's not giving serious advice, thus it is permissible.

BG, how could you do this to us???:(

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Don't worry leeetle one, Big Gunns always knows what he's doing....although he is having second thoughts.:tears::tears:

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Originally Posted by Boanerges

The third person talk never bothered me and I know/seen you have been doing it for a looooooong time but I think you are making a good choice of not doing it when giving serious advice :gj:

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BG was having trouble trying NOT to talk in the third person when giving serious advice. It's not so easy. This is one of the reasons Big Gunns must do what he must do. Like the day Kennedy was shot, the day Elvis died...like 9/11...and like Pearl Harbor. This "date will live in infamy". Everyone will remember what they were doing this day.:D

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Originally Posted by Denial

but big gunns isnt big gunns without thrid person talk.

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Big Gunns will always be Big Gunns. You have given Big Gunns an idea though. What does everyone think of Big Gunns becoming Doc Gunns when giving serious advice? BG is sure the real docs won't like it, but does BG ever care what people don't like?:D

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Originally Posted by tonkatoyman

It will be like when your mom used your full name when she called you because you were in trouble. When we see BG using third person it will be time to sit up and take notice. :O:D BG you are one in a million.:P

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How many people do you think are in this galaxy? Whatever that number is....that's what BG is "one in". Big Gunns will forgive you this one time.:D

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Originally Posted by Jenn

Wow BG! This is huge news. I had to read your post twice. "OR FANS HE THINKS HE HAS" I admit I'm conflicted. We all need larger than life egos around to entertain us, on the other hand, humility is about the most attractive trait a person can have.:gj:

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"about the most attractive"???? Big Gunns doesn't have anything that's "about the most attractive". Everything about Big Gunns is THE MOST ATTRACTIVE.:D:D

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Originally Posted by 2kdime

I think you'll be a much better asset to this forum if your able to be someone who provides good quality information.

Rather than someone who is merely comedic relief because of the way they talk.

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The day Big Gunns signed up for this forum, he immediately became the biggest "asset to this forum" that this forum ever had. There is no way he can become a "better asset". It's just not possible. Big Gunns IS...and always will be...the BEST there ever is...and when he leaves....was.:D

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Originally Posted by ColdBloodedCarnival

Indeed. This just doesn't seem right. I think it's a trick.

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Big Gunns has been known for that kind of shenanigans. ;):D

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Originally Posted by h00blah

BG hooooold up

stop and think about what ur doing.

ur going against EVERYTHING u stood for... ur sig... it will be false!!

how good is your bond/word if u cant even keep your forum sig 100% true????

u cant drop it BG!

its the only reason i sign on to this forum :tears:

BG FOR PRES :thumbsup:

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Big Gunns understands the heartache this may cause his fans. He will just need to "step up"(if possible) his game in the rest of his posts to make it up to all his fans. The last thing Big Gunns wants to see is his fans in tears.

BG's bond/word has always been platinum....no need to worry about that.

"BG for Pres"....in 2012. Start making the signs.:gj:

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Originally Posted by dreese88

Honestly, I've seen BG give some pretty good advice while in 3rd person mode, that said, I do feel it will be easier for people to take him seriously without it.

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BG never thought about that. Do you mean to tell Big Gunns that people will start to "take him seriously"???? HMMMMMM....Big Gunns is really having second thoughts now.:D

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Originally Posted by revxus

I need advice on how to appropriately flicker off a booger...

:rofl:

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Coming soon.

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Originally Posted by MarkS

After retrieving the booger from the nostril of your choice, roll the booger into a ball using your thumb and middle finger, you'll get better distance and velocity with a spherical object, this also will add oil from your finger tips to the booger which will help decrease the stickiness and make it more likely to release from your finger at the instant of flicking. When the booger in question is nicely rounded, make sure it's resting on the top of the tip of the fingernail of your middle finger. The tip of your middle finger should be brought around and placed against the fleshy inner part of the middle of the first knuckle of your thumb at a 90 degree angle. Like you're making an 'OK' sign. The booger should now be resting in the valley formed between your thumb and middle finger and still on top of the nail of your middle finger.

Extend your arm out towards your target with the palm facing up, then while maintaining contact with your thumb, extend the middle finger very quickly towards your intended target, this is what is known as the 'flick' If done properly the booger should release it's hold on your fingernail and be propelled towards your intended target at a high velocity. With practice you can become quite accurate with this technique, so make sure you practice often. You also may wish to wear safety glasses to decrease the possibility of injury due to accidents.

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Not bad Leeetle Minion(very good actually:gj:) ....... However. Big Gunns doesn't do anything small. Everyone can try the Leeetle Minions method...BUT....BG would take that booger and split it in two. He would then proceed to add some other material to these boogers...possible snake excrement. You may need to add a leeetle water to get them to bond correctly. He would use both hands and slowly roll them to the correct size. 1 inch in diameter is ideal. Big Gunns has noted that this size carries the farthest with the best bang for your buck. It has been known to put out an eye or two.

He would then cheat a leeetle(shhhh..BG doesn't like to be known as a cheater). Big Gunns usually uses a small rubber band(Walmart sells the best kind)(don't tell anyone BG shops there):D. He places this rubber band in between both fingers to load up for the power shot(this can take a leeetle practice to get the hang of it)...... BG never does things without his own person style and flair, so he just doesn't extend his arms and shoot. BG prefers to hold both arms next to his ear for lining up his target. He also likes to stick out his tongue at the target when firing. After doing all this....He will then load up the rubber bands and whistle.

Why whistle you say? He always wants his intended target to be looking his way so that he can get a good head shot.....hopefully mouth shot. When he sees the white of their eyes...he will fire. Once in a while he'll miss with one, but this is the reason for the double barrel shot...they can never duck both. So far Big Gunns has a 100% success rate with this firing method. If you really want to "flicker off a booger"..... may Big Gunns suggest you try his method first.:D:D

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Originally Posted by David Green

I'm not happy about this, I loved how the third person talk worked everyone up. I was already disappointed yesterday when I read you were trying to rent a car from Hertz?!? I thought BG would have a towncar pick him up wherever he went??

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That's not Big Gunns.....BG thinks you're thinking about Pimp Daddy Neil. BP.Net hasn't met him yet.:rofl:

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Originally Posted by LadyOhh

Oh Neil...

How could you?

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Some of Big Gunns fans have asked him to be more "professional". Although BG never listens to anyone, BG has decided maybe he should for the sake of the animals in need. It's purely for them.:gj:

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Originally Posted by Samuel

It is about time.

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You've been gone too long to know Sammy. You can't just pop in here on a whim and have a comment.:P:D

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Originally Posted by Eventide

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!! BG!!!! :( :( :( Don't cave in to the people unable to take a joke!

And MarkS, that was HILARIOUS!

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Big Gunns never "caves". Every decision Big Gunns ever makes is purely his decision. Like he stated earlier. Big Gunns is needed to save lives. A newbie to this forum may not listen to Big Gunns if he's speaking in the third person. Big Gunns must think of the animals first.

Wait. Big Gunns always thinks of himself first:D, but since he loves the leeetle animals also, he has decided to change.

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Is there any other kind of news when it comes to Big Gunns?:D

Big Gunns has bad news for all his fans out there.

Big Gunns has decided to kill the third person talk. Big Gunns will wait until you all get off the floor and back in your chairs before he continues.............................................................
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OK...everyone back???? Please refrain from the hate mail(actually BG loves it) and please please....no crying. He is not completely going to kill the third person talk. He's only going to do it when he's giving serious advice(so it won't be much:D). BG has decided that it's a lot better to give advice without his personal third person style. Big Gunns is sure all his fans(or fans he thinks he has) are very relieved to hear that it's not all the time. BG just decided it's something he needs to do.:gj:

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! ! !


Please keep the 3rd person talk going ! Thats the only way BG should roll :)

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Wait. Big Gunns always thinks of himself first:D, but since he loves the leeetle animals also, he has decided to change.

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Will Big Gesture now be able to accurately measure an 8 foot length?

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Will Big Gesture now be able measure an 8 foot length?

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OH yeah, BG needs to return to that thread.:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Haydenphoto

NOOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! ! !


Please keep the 3rd person talk going ! Thats the only way BG should roll :)

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Read the rest of the thread. BG gives his reasons. Don't worry, you'll still be able to get your BG fix.