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  • 11-06-2009, 03:37 PM
    Patrick Long
    Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    This is a story of tortoise of a wise age, 12 years old as a matter of fact, boss of the yard, grazer of all.
    He had no girl, no friends, just a yard, a yard and a piece of old trampoline frame.
    As time passed his fondness for his only yard pal, said trampoline frame, grew and grew, til one day...they were more than friends.
    The sun was high in the sky and they had a picnic...he brought grass....she brought metal couplings and a few rivets.
    The mood was there, the time was right.
    He went for it!
    All his might was thrust into showing his love to this frame.
    Honking like an elephant in the jungle, raising his back feet off the ground, him and his best friend became lovers.

    They remained lovers for the longest time, an elderly 15 minutes, then a greater force tried to separate them.............

























































    .....AND I FREAKIN STUCK MY HAND RIGHT IN THE TORTOISE SPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 11-06-2009, 03:41 PM
    Freakie_frog
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    baaaaaaaa haaaaaa
  • 11-06-2009, 03:41 PM
    HeartAche
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    LMAO... Man thats just nasty!!!! Did you get any pictures of him in the act? If so you should enter it in the photo of the month contest lol
  • 11-06-2009, 03:41 PM
    Nate
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    LOL. Pat the sperm wrangler. :P
  • 11-06-2009, 03:45 PM
    stratus_020202
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    LOL!! You really need to put a notice on this saying, "you might want to wait until you get home to read it. Not in a quiet office with the only noise to muffle your laughs are people typing away on their keyboards."

    Oh, I just can't stop laughing...........!
  • 11-06-2009, 05:29 PM
    wilomn
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    Spermiuss Pattimuss, masteruss of tortoise maniplationuss with guarenteedicuss happy endingicuss.
  • 11-06-2009, 05:33 PM
    twistedtails
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    :8::rofl::8::rofl:......You know that stuff is of no use to you right Pat?
  • 11-06-2009, 05:33 PM
    Montessa Python
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    lmao
    bleh
  • 11-06-2009, 05:39 PM
    dsirkle
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    Pattimus interruptus.
  • 11-06-2009, 05:39 PM
    Jyson
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    :rofl::rofl:LMAO:rofl::rofl:

    Looks like the Tortoise got the jump on you. :D
  • 11-06-2009, 09:34 PM
    AaronP
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    Ahahaha!!!
  • 11-06-2009, 10:00 PM
    waltah!
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    Uhhh.....yeah.....uggh....congrats?
  • 11-06-2009, 10:36 PM
    Stewart_Reptiles
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Patrick Long View Post
    AND I FREAKIN STUCK MY HAND RIGHT IN THE TORTOISE SPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yes but the old trampoline frame was spared :8:
  • 11-06-2009, 10:46 PM
    AndrewGeibel
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    That is all I have to say.
  • 11-06-2009, 11:51 PM
    h00blah
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Nate View Post
    LOL. Pat the sperm wrangler. :P

    omg when i laugh i kinda cough, and this comment made me dry heave XD :rofl:
  • 11-09-2009, 02:45 AM
    Patrick Long
    Re: Let me Tell you a Story.....WITH a Moral
    Im still kind of gagging when I think about it....
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