This is good for a lol...

My snake pooped on me.:snake:
Not just poop, pee, and poop.
He was wrapped around my neck 360 degrees.
I just got out of the shower.

Oh btw...
Ewwwwww. :taz:
lol:rofl:

been there. HAd my 2400 gram female...relieve herself on me it wasn't exactly what I would call pleasant.

I was just sexing a friends snake the other day, I noticed she looked like she was going to pee (all swollen at the tail), the pressure of the popping method squirted pee in my eye. Yumm :tears:

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Originally Posted by pythontricker

I was just sexing a friends snake the other day, I noticed she looked like she was going to pee (all swollen at the tail), the pressure of the popping method squirted pee in my eye. Yumm :tears:

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HaHa, been there, and yeah, slightly to moderately disgusting...

When an 18 foot Retic does it to you, then you all can complain. One shower doesn't work after that.:rage:

That's happened to me twice LOL.

One time I was playing video games or watching tv (can't remember) and I had my female Ball python on my stomach. I probably thought she was going to relieve herself sometime that night, but didn't think too much of it. So, while watching tv/playing video games I felt something wet on my stomach. I looked down and found that Candice pissed on me. A LOT.

Also, another time I had my male & female Ball python outside with me and I was walking around my neighborhood in the morning. As I was walking home, I felt something dripping on my feet (was wearing sandals) so I looked down to find Monty peeing A LOT on me, and I walked about 20 feet with him just pissing all over the place. LOL.. when I got back to my house I was going to give them a bath together and right when I lift up Monty I noticed he was trying to take a dump on my bed.

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Originally Posted by CoolioTiffany

That's happened to me twice LOL.

One time I was playing video games or watching tv (can't remember) and I had my female Ball python on my stomach. I probably thought she was going to relieve herself sometime that night, but didn't think too much of it. So, while watching tv/playing video games I felt something wet on my stomach. I looked down and found that Candice pissed on me. A LOT.

Also, another time I had my male & female Ball python outside with me and I was walking around my neighborhood in the morning. As I was walking home, I felt something dripping on my feet (was wearing sandals) so I looked down to find Monty peeing A LOT on me, and I walked about 20 feet with him just pissing all over the place. LOL.. when I got back to my house I was going to give them a bath together and right when I lift up Monty I noticed he was trying to take a dump on my bed.

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You were playing on ur xbox 360 I have a good memory :)

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Originally Posted by DarkComeSoon

You were playing on ur xbox 360 I have a good memory :)

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LOL now that I think about it, I remember it was on the Xbox. I remember I stopped what I was doing and looked down to find she was peeing on me LOL.

LOL last night i had my snake out just watchin him crawl around the edge of the room. then he laid the biggest terd i have ever seen from a snake right on the carpet. my wife almost puked lol

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Originally Posted by mpkeelee

LOL last night i had my snake out just watchin him crawl around the edge of the room. then he laid the biggest terd i have ever seen from a snake right on the carpet. my wife almost puked lol

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Hahah!! That is golden right there. When Monty was trying to take a dump on my bed I just put him on a towel and let him take a dump on the towel.. then after that just as he finished and I was going to put him in the tub with Candice, Candice takes a dump in the tub..

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i am not suprised that every one has expirenced this... lol

It's pretty much mandatory to get dumped on, you just have to have been there to belong here :D

Lol! After my 3rd time by my 1K gram male, I decided to not take him out until he has relieved himself. Although, that doesn't always work either. I tell all my friends, "you think your cat is bad?" LOL! You can't help but love them though. They just have this Ahhh look afterwards.

Yep! I've been there many times, too (and not just with the snakes)! Worst was when Tungsten pooped/peed down my shirt one night. >.<

I've never been gotten by a snake, but a certain naughty crested gecko has done it to me (and my GF) several times. She'll be hanging out in your hands, hopping back and forth, and then suddenly you hear gas escaping and feel something wet. Eeew. At least it's a small poo, but it's still gross.

hahahaha....
thats funny

Makes me want to throw up a little bit :D

Ahahah, more than a few of these were good for a hearty "Lol".


PS: Just to be annoying... HAH, I LAWLED!!!11 X_x