Oh...my...god...lol!

So.....I'm walking home from a friends house in my PJ's in the middle of Albany, NY, when I see this car pulled over with the hazard lights on and two frantic ladies in short skirts, tube tops that seemed to be the occupants of the all white, gold rimmed corolla. As i'm walking up the small slope to my stairs I hear the blonde woman say "oh...please can you help us! Please please", I took a double take at them and stopped. The brunette then rushes up saying "you're going to think we are crazy right now.....*deep breath*,..............but........there'saspiderinthecarandi'mpetrified.......*si gh*"

:weirdface


To which I exlaim "Oh, I work at petsmart it's all good." and proceed to pick up the 1 inch white spider and gently place it on the ground.


With a good night wish, i walked away.







Then ran inside to post that i am SO HAPPY this happened to me cause it was hysterical..........:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Humans are...sad.

lol shoulda got their numbers ;)

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Originally Posted by mainbutter

lol shoulda got their numbers ;)

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HA! But my brain cells are precious.

LMFAO!!! AWWW thats HILARIOUS!!

this reminds me when my bro and i were coming back from a party, and i noticed a bee was on his arm, LOL, and he started SCREAMING and flailing "omg omg get it off get it off im allergic to bees!!!" (which hes not) LMAO, and so i swipe the bee off him, and he goes "dont tell anyone k?"

LOL. You wouldn't even of wanted to know what I would of said.

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Originally Posted by neal

lol. You wouldn't even of wanted to know what i would of said.

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i do i do i do xd

They where trying to make ou feel like the one who saved the damsels in distress.

You failed.

Hey, don't laugh so much...there was a time I would have done the same thing. Though I was actually arachnophobic. It's taken me over 15 years to get over that, but now I finally ONLY request my BF to remove the spider while standing across the room as opposed to running from the building in tears, screaming loudly. (Which is what I still do with bees and wasps - not getting over that phobia any time soon).

Strangely enough, the only two creatures on earth I'm scared of are the only two phobias I've had. :)

But all in all...yes, that was a funny situation. :D

Well..first off all, I'm a she.............but yea it was quite comical. Good night......very good night. :)

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Well..first off all, I'm a she.............but yea it was quite comical. Good night......very good night. :)

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LOL

maybe its an omen. maybe ur luck is going to get better O_O

MAN!!!!! Why can't this stuff ever happen to me?????

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Well..first off all, I'm a she.............but yea it was quite comical. Good night......very good night. :)

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... Wow I need to stop hanging with so many lesbians. It took me a full minute to figure out why you being a girl would stop you from getting their numbers.

Well now that that's out of the way...

My god these are the times when I wish someone was standing by with a video camera capturing every minute of this great scene. *sigh* It would have been quite a thrill to witness that.

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MAN!!!!! Why can't this stuff ever happen to me?????

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LAWL!! horrible :8:

Lol... I probly would've had the same reaction, sadly. I don't like spiders all that much, if they're not in my space it's cool, but when they come near me I get... scared, a little, lol.

Tonight I went to a fair and they had a reptile building, so we went in and looked. Of course all the snakes/lizards are in cages, very secure from what I saw. They had a Green Tree Python out on a branch, may have been exciting for some kids. I was getting around to looking at the Milksnakes and I hear this woman go "Oh, not-uh. I hate snakes, I'm not going over there" I giggled and went on my way. Then about 30 secs later, pitch black. Lights went out! I about died laughing (quietly to myself) thinking about how that woman was reacting when the lights went out. Bummer though, I didn't get to see the entire thing :(

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... Wow I need to stop hanging with so many lesbians. It took me a full minute to figure out why you being a girl would stop you from getting their numbers.

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*giggles* wellllll I am a lesbian hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa confused yet? I'm married :)

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*giggles* wellllll I am a lesbian hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa confused yet? I'm married :)

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We should make a poll to see how many homosexuals are on the forum lol! I've come across quite a few on here... Im NOT a homosexual by any means, but it would be interesting to see the results...

Outside of the forum there are about 35 lesbian couples in my school... (No gay couples... Well not that anyone knows of haha, b/c if boys in my school found out, the gay kids would get jumped)... And a lesbian couple just moved into an apartment my grandmas renting out... They are nice people..

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We should make a poll to see how many homosexuals are on the forum lol! I've come across quite a few on here... Im NOT a homosexual by any means, but it would be interesting to see the results...

Outside of the forum there are about 35 lesbian couples in my school... (No gay couples... Well not that anyone knows of haha, b/c if boys in my school found out, the gay kids would get jumped)... And a lesbian couple just moved into an apartment my grandmas renting out... They are nice people..

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..................uh, let's not and say we did. >_>

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..................uh, let's not and say we did. >_>

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Agreed. A person's sexual status doesn't and shouldn't matter on a reptile forum.

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Agreed. A person's sexual status doesn't and shouldn't matter on a reptile forum.

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Okay nvm........ :D

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..................uh, let's not and say we did. >_>

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<3 :p

"boop".


Iono...em. So........heh.........*runs*

Mermaid pie, it can't be beat
A treat that's often sweet
And sometimes trimmed pretty neat
Healthy, nutritious and fun to eat

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Mermaid pie, it can't be beat
A treat that's often sweet
And sometimes trimmed pretty neat
Healthy, nutritious and fun to eat

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Hahaha....Sick.

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Mermaid pie, it can't be beat
A treat that's often sweet
And sometimes trimmed pretty neat
Healthy, nutritious and fun to eat

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I litterally LOL'd when I read this

har har

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Mermaid pie, it can't be beat
A treat that's often sweet
And sometimes trimmed pretty neat
Healthy, nutritious and fun to eat

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hehehehe AND HOW! :gj:

LOL. Girlie-girls afraid of a spider! You did good. :)