Pun and Games

I figured it might be fun to share some puns! I'll start!

Did you hear about the short psychic that broke out of prison? (scroll down)













































He was a small medium at large!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces:



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"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a drink... the bar keep says, "We don't serve rope here, buddy!" The rope walks outside and jumps and twists around until he was all frazzled and tangled up. He walks back into the bar and orders another drink. The bartender says, "Hey, ain't you that piece of rope that was just in here?" The rope replies.....















"Nope! I'm afraid not!" *frayed knot* (Cheesy drum roll please)

A termite walks into a bar and asks . .







Is the bar tender here?

Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?












He's all right now!

Do you know the name of the guy in the water with no arms or legs?






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Bob

These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small
florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him, so the rival florist hired Hugh Mac Taggert, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to pursue them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store
saying he would be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, proving that.....








only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.

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Ba dum dum!!!

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

And of course one for Halloween....

An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.