3 word Story!!! Be creative!!

Ok, the rules are you can say 3 words in each post. Please end sentences with a period. Keep it clean and have fun.

There was once

a callipygous python

we were friends

then one day;

Something amazing happened.

When he bit
(remember to end sentences in periods)

Me in the

gluteus maximus and

I jumped up

Benny* had said...

*(my horned frog)