You might be a ball python keeper..........

If you get better sleep at night when your pet eats.

Same premise as "you might be a red neck". I'm interested in what clever sayings you all can come up with, let's hear them!

You might be a ball python keeper if...

The majority of your freezer is taken up by rodents.

the police show up thinking you might be growing pot becuase your utility bills is a little high :P

You might be a ball python keeper if...

You come home from work and yell " Honeys I am home " and you are talking to your snakes.

You might be a ball python keeper if...

-You're on this website. :rolleye2:

-You've ever yawned and thought to yourself that you must be "re-adjusting your jaw."

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Originally Posted by cmack91

You might be a ball python keeper if...

The majority of your freezer is taken up by rodents.

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X2.

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You might be a ball python keeper if you own and use a soldering iron, but have no idea how circuits work.

You have ever lent a friend a couple feeder rats :D

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Originally Posted by apple2

You might be a ball python keeper if you own and use a soldering iron, but have no idea how circuits work.

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+1 to that lol use it everyday but not for soldering haha.

You've managed to turn random household items into cage decorations.