The last one to post WINS!

Gazumped gadzooks!!

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Originally Posted by dr del

Gazumped gadzooks!!

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Del.... We need American English please....

Or at least a translation......

Mike, my friend, I'm not asking for beer from you. ;)

Will it count when I'm 16? It'll be legal in the Netherlands then!

Gazumped gadzooks.

I believe a modern comparable would be Nelson from the Simpsons tripping you up mid foot race, sprinting past you and shouting "Ha - ha" over his shoulder. :yes:


dr del

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Originally Posted by DutchHerp

Mike, my friend, I'm not asking for beer from you. ;)

Will it count when I'm 16? It'll be legal in the Netherlands then!

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Only if we are there....

Mike

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Originally Posted by dr del

Gazumped gadzooks.

I believe a modern comparable would be Nelson from the Simpsons tripping you up mid foot race, sprinting past you and shouting "Ha - ha" over his shoulder. :yes:


dr del

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Right on!!!

I need some annunciation on that because I want to use it....

Mike

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Originally Posted by hoax

Only if we are there....

Mike



Right on!!!

I need some annunciation on that because I want to use it....

Mike

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You need some serious help...

Ever consider therapy??? :weirdface

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Originally Posted by STORMS

You need some serious help...

Ever consider therapy??? :weirdface

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I don't do therapy I am afraid they will lock me up...

Seriously they don't play with that whole a viable threat to ones self or society...

I don't look good in a white jacket hugging my self...


There are people out there crazier then me I just have yet to find one...

Mike

i would say your pretty sane. you know your not normal... insane people think that their thoughts and actions ARE normal, making them insane...

this psychological tidbit brought to you by the letter W...

W... as in...



I Win !!!!!!!!

:banana:

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

i would say your pretty sane. you know your not normal... insane people think that their thoughts and actions ARE normal, making them insane...

this psychological tidbit brought to you by the letter W...

W... as in...



I Win !!!!!!!!

:banana:

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Nar :rolleye2:

http://www.geocities.com/kokop76/nar_circle.jpg

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

http://www.geocities.com/kokop76/nar_circle.jpg

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ummm.... yeah, I got nothing :rolleyes:

:8: :8: :8:

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

:8: :8: :8:

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:carouse:

:bounce:

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

:bounce:

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Thats just odd.........

thats the smiley of me too busy on a trampoline to download yahoo messenger :rofl:

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

thats the smiley of me too busy on a trampoline to download yahoo messenger :rofl:

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ummm....interesting & stuff...

I think?

:weirdface

**winning nao**

:banana:

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

i would say your pretty sane. you know your not normal... insane people think that their thoughts and actions ARE normal, making them insane...

this psychological tidbit brought to you by the letter W...

W... as in...



I Win !!!!!!!!

:banana:

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You know...

I never thought of that...

So my homicidal and suicidal thoughts are OK because I recognize the insanity of that kind of thinking...


Mike

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

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you wanna bounce on my trampoline????

Mike

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Originally Posted by hoax

You know...

I never thought of that...

So my homicidal and suicidal thoughts are OK because I recognize the insanity of that kind of thinking...


Mike

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yup yup yup

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Originally Posted by hoax

you wanna bounce on my trampoline????

Mike

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all day and night :rofl:

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

yup yup yup



all day and night :rofl:

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Way too much information :weirdface

Is there a point where a thread locks?

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Originally Posted by eulenspiegel

Is there a point where a thread locks?

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yes, but this thread hasn't reached it yet.

Haha would have never guessed. Anyways I win

nope :P :P :P

.......................
Dang I lost :(
No wait now im winning
but that contradicts.... hmmm

I'mmmmmmmmm back, back in a New York groove yeah, I'm back......

I loves me some KISS!

:headbang:

Let's see... how many posts before the thread just gets automatically locked...

oh wait... is this now considered spamming? uh oh.

Well, before I get an infraction... here's some :beer: :beer: :beer:
Bottoms up!

yeah i wonder if there's unlimited potential page count for any one thread.

It seems like every forum has this sort of dumpster thread where folks post and post and post but nothing really gets discussed. It's weird man. :psychotic: (also win)

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Originally Posted by STORMS

:headbang:

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that looks like somebody having a seizure while hypoxic... no bueno :rofl:

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

no bueno :rofl:

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:weirdface

Es bueno si es una persona que no te gusta.


Gano!

Now if Anates would just pour some of that beer in my winning cup I shall toast my victory (and then lock the thread!).

Bruce

Thread locking is soooooo last week. And, I win!

This thread has been locked twice...

Once when some one thought there was no point to this thread :rolleyes::colbert::weirdface


And once when Stacey needed a pick me up so some one who uses their name for their name...
:rolleyes::colbert::weirdface

Mike

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Originally Posted by hoax

This thread has been locked twice...

Once when some one thought there was no point to this thread :rolleyes::colbert::weirdface


And once when Stacey needed a pick me up so some one who uses their name for their name...
:rolleyes::colbert::weirdface

Mike

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Whatchu talkin bout Willis :weirdface ?

consider yourselves spammed!

:banana:

+1

Mike

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Originally Posted by hoax

+1

Mike

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ten :D

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Originally Posted by STORMS

ten :D

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Now your just being ridicules can't you post anything with some substance?

Mike

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Originally Posted by hoax

Now your just being ridicules can't you post anything with some substance?

Mike

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Bite me :salute:

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Originally Posted by STORMS

Bite me :salute:

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Where???

Mike

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Originally Posted by hoax

Where???

Mike

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My shiny metal A** ;)

Oh, substance.

Here. This got substance.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat...
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

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Originally Posted by anatess

Oh, substance.

Here. This got substance.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat...
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

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Can you do the "Little old lady who lived in the shoe"?

Mike

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Originally Posted by hoax

Can you do the "Little old lady who lived in the shoe"?

Mike

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My pleasure...

There was an old lady
who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children,
she didn't know what to do.

She gave them some broth
without any bread
And spanked them all soundly
and put them to bed.


I swear that's how it is written in my book of nursery rhymes! My son's version has "and kissed them all gently" instead of "spanked them all soundly". Political correctness, ya see. :D

what about the one where a fly lives inside a lady while wearing old shoes?