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  • 02-21-2009, 06:41 AM
    dreese88
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hoax View Post
    I met Captain Morgan once....

    He raped me and left me crying.....

    It was not pretty...

    I am ready for round two....

    Mike

    I haven't had any Captain in me since I left high school...disgusting stuff...Since I've moved on to the 3 wisemen of Jack, Jim and Jose...I've become a winner...and that's why I win
  • 02-21-2009, 06:43 AM
    STORMS
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dreese88 View Post
    I haven't had any Captain in me since I left high school...disgusting stuff...Since I've moved on to the 3 wisemen of Jack, Jim and Jose...I've become a winner...and that's why I win

    Bite Me!

    :rofl:
  • 02-21-2009, 06:48 AM
    dreese88
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by STORMS View Post
    Bite Me!

    :rofl:

    Jesus Lena..can I ever escape you...I figure at 6 in the morning I would at least have it for a few hours...Haven't been asleep and I'm about to pass out, so I drunkenly post on here...and what do I have? You post RIGHT AFTER I do...I'm going to have to battle you to the death on this one. That is just all there is to it!...


    P.S. I'm going to pass out now for a few hours...so you will probably have the last laugh until I wake up..then it is game on:mad:
  • 02-21-2009, 07:33 AM
    STORMS
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dreese88 View Post
    Jesus Lena..can I ever escape you...I figure at 6 in the morning I would at least have it for a few hours...Haven't been asleep and I'm about to pass out, so I drunkenly post on here...and what do I have? You post RIGHT AFTER I do...I'm going to have to battle you to the death on this one. That is just all there is to it!...


    P.S. I'm going to pass out now for a few hours...so you will probably have the last laugh until I wake up..then it is game on:mad:

    I got the last laugh fool! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
    Drunk but still awake....which u are not!

    I WIN!!!! :carouse:
  • 02-21-2009, 02:55 PM
    hoax
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Jesus I pass out all jacked up and I wake up to a whole new page.
  • 02-21-2009, 03:22 PM
    dr del
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Lol,

    Story of my life m8.


    dr del
  • 02-21-2009, 08:34 PM
    SGExotics
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dr del View Post
    Lol,

    Story of my life m8.


    dr del

    I win...
  • 02-22-2009, 12:38 AM
    Slim
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DBD View Post
    I win...

    Didn't know you were still around.....and I Win!!
  • 02-22-2009, 02:56 AM
    scarface2jz
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    watching katt williams on TV...

    i win !!!!!!!
  • 02-22-2009, 12:49 PM
    Slim
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    News flash...66,749,302 American gun owners killed no one yesterday!!!

    and I win!!!
  • 02-22-2009, 12:50 PM
    Slim
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by STORMS View Post
    Bite Me!

    Promises, Promises!
  • 02-22-2009, 02:52 PM
    STORMS
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Slim View Post
    Promises, Promises!

    It was more like a threat...;)
  • 02-22-2009, 05:44 PM
    Slim
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by STORMS View Post
    It was more like a threat...;)

    Darn:P
  • 02-22-2009, 09:00 PM
    SGExotics
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Okay Guys, i have officially Won! I even have the awards to prove it :D BP's Dot Net Hooked me up with a trophy + an Albino Ball Python, for being the last person to post!!!!!! Check It Out!

    http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/d...e/DSC06043.jpg

    http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/d...e/DSC06046.jpg
  • 02-22-2009, 09:00 PM
    hoax
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dr del View Post
    Lol,

    Story of my life m8.


    dr del

    HaHa Thats an every day reality for you huh Dr. D!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DBD View Post
    I win...

    I thought you swore off BPnet.....

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Slim View Post
    News flash...66,749,302 American gun owners killed no one yesterday!!!

    and I win!!!

    .... I can't remember yesterday....

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by STORMS View Post
    It was more like a threat...;)

    Now that is a threat I can get behind....


    Mike
  • 02-22-2009, 09:04 PM
    Slim
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DBD View Post
    Okay Guys, i have officially Won!

    You're still around:tears:
  • 02-22-2009, 09:44 PM
    SGExotics
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Slim View Post
    You're still around:tears:

    No, The original DBD Died in a car wreck:tears:, im his cousin using his account:cool:
  • 02-22-2009, 09:55 PM
    hoax
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DBD View Post
    No, The original DBD Died in a car wreck:tears:, im his cousin using his account:cool:

    Thats against TOS...

    ADMIN WE NEED TO SHUT DOWN DBD'S ACCOUNT ITS NOT HIM!!!!!

    Mike
  • 02-22-2009, 09:57 PM
    SGExotics
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hoax View Post
    thats against tos...

    Admin we need to shut down dbd's account its not him!!!!!

    Mike

    :o omg your onto me!
  • 02-22-2009, 10:23 PM
    Slim
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DBD View Post
    :o omg your onto me!

    You're still around:weirdface
  • 02-22-2009, 11:40 PM
    scarface2jz
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    i put a laser on my BP's head, now hes a laser guided rat killing machine.... i win
  • 02-23-2009, 12:38 AM
    SecurityStacey
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    I miss bp.net.

    And miss winning too.

    So I hijacked a computer at the library just to win.

    Thank you.
  • 02-23-2009, 12:45 AM
    Slim
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Damn, and you went to all that trouble just to lose again...starting to feel French yet?
  • 02-23-2009, 12:56 AM
    STORMS
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Slim View Post
    Damn, and you went to all that trouble just to lose again...starting to feel French yet?

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
  • 02-23-2009, 02:57 AM
    hoax
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Slim View Post
    Damn, and you went to all that trouble just to lose again...starting to feel French yet?

    Thats kinda harsh.... no matter what some one does that is not exactly a beacon of genius..... they should never be called french....

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by STORMS View Post
    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Didn't I just get off with you?????

    I thought we was going to bed...

    Mike
  • 02-23-2009, 11:55 AM
    dr del
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Whoa!

    Deb is so gonna kick you guys asses for that. :pc: :popcorn: :twisted:


    dr del
  • 02-23-2009, 12:23 PM
    STORMS
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SecurityStacey View Post
    I miss bp.net.

    And miss winning too.

    So I hijacked a computer at the library just to win.

    Thank you.

    :weirdface So very sad my dear....

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hoax View Post
    Didn't I just get off with you?????

    I thought we was going to bed...

    Mike

    Hahaha... I have no words for this at the moment :rolleyes:

    Ummm...Yeah, still nothing :D

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dr del View Post
    Whoa!

    Deb is so gonna kick you guys asses for that. :pc: :popcorn: :twisted:


    dr del

    Pass the popcorn Dr. Del...I wanna see this :8:
    I got my money on Deb :D
  • 02-23-2009, 04:53 PM
    Stewart_Reptiles
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Slim View Post
    Damn, and you went to all that trouble just to lose again...starting to feel French yet?

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hoax View Post
    Thats kinda harsh.... no matter what some one does that is not exactly a beacon of genius..... they should never be called french....
    Mike

    Never thought French could be used as an insult?

    Am I offended? No because I don’t get offended very easily however I would like to remind you that some people might be a bit more sensitive to this.

    What if instead someone was using the word American as an insult how would YOU feel, I know many would have already jump on that person for doing so.

    Also is it any different than if you were using someone's gender or color as an insult?

    Next time think before you write (if that is possible of course :rolleyes:)

    PS: This French person here will gladly give you a history course on the French involvement in the American Revolutionary War which help this country becomes what it is now.

    Back to your program now.
  • 02-23-2009, 07:11 PM
    Slim
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    Never thought French could be used as an insult?

    Am I offended? No because I don’t get offended very easily however I would like to remind you that some people might be a bit more sensitive to this.

    What if instead someone was using the word American as an insult how would YOU feel, I know many would have already jump on that person for doing so.

    Also is it any different than if you were using someone's gender or color as an insult?

    Next time think before you write (if that is possible of course :rolleyes:)

    PS: This French person here will gladly give you a history course on the French involvement in the American Revolutionary War which help this country becomes what it is now.

    Back to your program now.

    Wow, didn't mean to offend or even pretend to offend. I am well aware of the contribution the French Navy and French infantry advisors made to the American Revolution. I have served in NATO and Coalition assignments with many French officers and enlisted alike. Good natured joking between us based on nationality was always the norm, so as an American, I have been the butt of several very cleaver French jokes, told to my face, in two languages, no less. No one ever jumped up and threw punches over it, and actually, was a form of bonding between the services...maybe it' just the military culture, which doesn't always translate very well to civilians who do not share a common frame of reference. Hell, it was a French officer who told me the joke about why they plant trees along the streets in Paris. (if anyone needs the punch line, you can PM me).

    Again, didn't mean to offend.

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    Next time think before you write (if that is possible of course :rolleyes:)

    Speaking of offending, Ouch.



    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dr del View Post
    Whoa!

    Deb is so gonna kick you guys asses for that. :pc: :popcorn: :twisted:


    dr del

    My ass has been summarily kicked:oops:
  • 02-23-2009, 07:28 PM
    Bruce Whitehead
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Deb wins!

    I mean I win!

    Bruce
  • 02-23-2009, 08:08 PM
    STORMS
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead View Post
    Deb wins!

    I mean I win!

    Bruce

    Haha! Deb opened a can of French whoop-ass!!! lol

    But seriously..... I WIN!!!
  • 02-23-2009, 09:04 PM
    Stewart_Reptiles
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Again, didn't mean to offend.
    Again I was not offended, I lived in England for several years so trust me I have a thick skin

    Quote:

    Speaking of offending, Ouch.
    Derek made me do it he wanted to see some ass kicking ;)

    Now here is the winner --------------> http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p...icons/Flag.gif

    well at least for the next few minutes
  • 02-23-2009, 09:06 PM
    dr del
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Nuts,

    Busted! :bolt:


    dr del
  • 02-23-2009, 09:12 PM
    STORMS
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dr del View Post
    Nuts,

    Busted! :bolt:


    dr del

    :O You busted your nuts?!?!

    OUCH!!

    :8:
  • 02-23-2009, 09:32 PM
    Stewart_Reptiles
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dr del View Post
    Nuts,

    Busted! :bolt:
    dr del

    Derek were you trying to do a slit again? :rofl:
  • 02-23-2009, 09:59 PM
    Slim
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    Derek were you trying to do a slit again?

    And I get lit up like the 4th of July for making a good natured French jab:weirdface
  • 02-23-2009, 10:15 PM
    Stewart_Reptiles
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Slim View Post
    And I get lit up like the 4th of July for making a good natured French jab:weirdface

    Trust me you did not get lit up...........not yet ;)

    PS: I meant Split ;)
  • 02-23-2009, 10:55 PM
    Slim
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Remind me to tell you sometime about a briefing I was giving back in 1994. The audience was an American 2 Star, and British 2 Star, a French 1 Star, and a Saudi Prince....funny stuff.
  • 02-24-2009, 12:24 AM
    hoax
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hoax View Post
    Thats kinda harsh.... no matter what some one does that is not exactly a beacon of genius..... they should never be called french....



    Didn't I just get off with you?????

    I thought we was going to bed...

    Mike

    Whoa Whoa Whoa..... This sounded very differently when I wrote it at one in the morning...

    Storms and I were on yahoo chatting... we both said we are going to bed...

    It makes sense if it only her and I reading that... not so much if every one else reads it....


    and yah that French comment sounded much different in my head...

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Deborah View Post
    Never thought French could be used as an insult?

    Am I offended? No because I don’t get offended very easily however I would like to remind you that some people might be a bit more sensitive to this.

    What if instead someone was using the word American as an insult how would YOU feel, I know many would have already jump on that person for doing so.

    Also is it any different than if you were using someone's gender or color as an insult?

    Next time think before you write (if that is possible of course :rolleyes:)

    PS: This French person here will gladly give you a history course on the French involvement in the American Revolutionary War which help this country becomes what it is now.

    Back to your program now.

    Sorry even if you weren't offended I did not mean it the way it was worded.
  • 02-24-2009, 12:26 AM
    hoax
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Slim View Post
    Remind me to tell you sometime about a briefing I was giving back in 1994. The audience was an American 2 Star, and British 2 Star, a French 1 Star, and a Saudi Prince....funny stuff.

    Did the bartender ask why the long face.....
  • 02-24-2009, 12:32 AM
    Slim
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hoax View Post
    Did the bartender ask why the long face.....

    Naw Bro, but the British general did pull off one of the funniest one liners of all time, however, given the current environment, it might offend someone.:D
  • 02-24-2009, 12:36 AM
    hoax
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    PM me also with the punch line for the paris joke
  • 02-24-2009, 12:42 AM
    STORMS
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hoax View Post
    PM me also with the punch line for the paris joke

    Me too! me too!
  • 02-24-2009, 12:55 AM
    hoax
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by STORMS View Post
    Me too! me too!

    Ignore her she is supposed to be in bed...

    It is past her night night time...

    Mike
  • 02-24-2009, 01:07 AM
    STORMS
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hoax View Post
    Ignore her she is supposed to be in bed...

    It is past her night night time...

    Mike

    :groinkick
  • 02-24-2009, 01:12 AM
    hoax
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by STORMS View Post
    :groinkick

    At least I can get some sort of affection...

    Mike
  • 02-24-2009, 01:53 AM
    TooManyToys
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    I think you meant affliction......
  • 02-24-2009, 01:55 AM
    hoax
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Good luck with that win....

    I am afflicted with the inability to sleep....

    Mike
  • 02-24-2009, 01:02 PM
    STORMS
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hoax View Post
    At least I can get some sort of affection...

    Mike

    :petting::licking::hump::hug:
  • 02-24-2009, 09:15 PM
    scarface2jz
    Re: The last one to post WINS!
    http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p...e2jz/panda.jpg

    cutest panda evar wins teh thread !!!!!
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