Dueling twinkies

Maam, here you go 3 forklift loads of twinkies. I love that hostess shop, ammo is a great deal there.

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Originally Posted by unimom

Maam, here you go 3 forklift loads of twinkies. I love that hostess shop, ammo is a great deal there.

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Thank You Dawn!

Now hunker down here and share in the Kahlua and other goodies!

OMG our plastic army men have a few casualties, and there are some covered with this white goo thats unidentifable... call for a medic to fix them up!

Dawn with large roll of toliet paper and garbage can started crawling across floor and trying to clean army men. Careful not to get white stuff in eyes. Sigh...there goes my Mudslide...Save me some PFC Drink Mixer will you?

Those better not be Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies missy Jeanne.


Best litter the floor with jacks - they make much better caltrops.

I just radioed in to a friend that owes me a favor. He assures me that we will have a continuos supply line of snack cakes, kahlua & Bailey's Irish Cream helicoptored in at various times throughout the weekend. I will certainly volunteer to risk my own well being in order to protect his arrivals & departures.

Those men on the other side will think nothing of coating the chooper's windshield with unexplainable, nuclear resistant, white gooey frosting like matter! I must protect our shipments with zero regard for my health! All in a day's work to keep my ladies buzzed with sugar & alcohol & well protected from the enemy!!

Great work Eddie! Let your friend know he is definately appreciated.


MMM, Baileys Irish Cream- can ya make sure that a Baileys Irish Cream Cheese cake from Eli's out of Chicago is brought in.... hmm, maybe a sampler cheese cake or 2?

Here is the link to thier site....

http://www.elicheesecake.com/

so we have what is it? 7 woman and 1 traitor cowering in doll house?

an easy target!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING FORTH THE HOLY HANDGRENADE OF ANTIOCH!!!!

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Originally Posted by alexrls

so we have what is it? 7 woman and 1 traitor cowering in doll house?

an easy target!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING FORTH THE HOLY HANDGRENADE OF ANTIOCH!!!!

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Who is our taitor again???

Personally, I think the traitor should be tared (with maple syrup) and feathered.

Alexrls is trying to make the claim that PFC Drinks Mixer Eddie is a traitor since he has chosen to join us ladies, but c'mon who wouldn't? ;) We love our Eddie.