Live prey vs......

Eek I didn't mean anything "sordid!" lol
My favorite dessert is a shot of SoCo.

MMMMmmmm..DESERTS!!! Christie learned from the best, our mother can outbake a pastry chef! :D
Good thing we're all going on vacation together in one day!!! Picture a beach house, 3 teen and preteen girls, two grandparents, 4 rugruts aged 5 and under, Christie and I (husbands tagging along, and 3 crested geckos and two jackson chameleons...No one to lizard sit little guys! No problems taking my dog, but the inlaws get the creepy crawlies around cute, little 3 inch baby cresties...who knew?!?!

Adam you are welcome to come and experience the chaos and excitment that is our family :omfg: ;)

At least you know you'll be entertained and well fed. :D

Uh Wendy you forgot about 4 kids...tsk tsk. 16 people in a 5 bedroom house on the beach! Ahhhhhh :clap: :relax: We leave tomorrow, so behave yourselves while I'm gone ;)

Hmm where to start with THIS post LOL.....

Wendy, if you'd kindly send me the address my 4 hooligans errr children will happily come along with your crew (happily hell I'll stuff em in a FedEx crate and move em out). They can bring the senile cat, the 3 rats and a couple of beta's who don't play well with others. Mike and I would enjoy a day or two with only the snake for company it's really no trouble to us...really....really.

Christie, funny enough my husband's co-workers don't beg me for anything. Not pie, not nuthin! I expect this is due to Mike getting the shakes a work during hell week and giving me a bad rep around there LOL.

As far as my microwave mouse button idea, don't any of you steal that one before I figure out how it would work (exploding mice being my major "issue" at this point LOL).

One last thought to add to the general silliness of this thread (silly is good for the soul tho!). You think it's easy being Canadian. I came from a country that has a beaver as it's dang national symbol...not a cool eagle...or even a regal moose...a freakin buck tooth rodent with rude overtones! This is a trial for me.

Course I once lived in such a redneck Canadian town that our town statue was of a cow. Yep a cow...actual size....big ole udder and all....apparently she was a pretty dang good milk producer but darn it's embarrassing to have that as the only thing the town could think of to honor with a statue. I always wanted to sneak out at night and put some sorta cow bra on that poor thing....she was a bit "blessed" in that department.

I probably shouldn't admit at this point that my girlfriends and I one night (there was some wine involved) dreamed of dolling up Miss Bossy in fishnets, bra and a flowered hat just to liven up the old girl a bit (might have brought in the tourists come to think of it!). Eventual sobriety and a few disgusted husbands nixed that grand plan.


~~Joanna~~

Ohmigosh that was too funny Joanna! :lmao: :giggle: A cow?!?!?! Now there is some good ole hometown pride! :cow: Moooo. lol

I think we may have to pass on more rugrats, tho. 11 kids is quite a bit to handle. And that's counting the husbands as adults which may be a bit of a strech. ;) :D I know the feeling of wanting to ditch the kids and have some adult fun. Of course I've never had any opportunities to dress up a cow statue, but if the opportunity of arises I'll be sure to take pictures :P

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

We leave tomorrow, so behave yourselves while I'm gone ;)

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Unlikely! :P :twisted:

Hey, how do I get an invite to this beach house!!! ... oh right, husbands ... never mind :P :rofl:

Have fun girls!!! Don't do anything that I would, you might get arrested!!!! :D:D:D

-adam

Okay I got to thinking about my last post so here's two links....one about dear old Springfield Snow Countess (of the famous cow statue) and another link to towns in the US with cow statues as for some reason it makes me feel better that you Americans can be just as rednecky as any Canuk can be LOL.


http://www.bigthings.ca/ontario/woodstock.html

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/set/cow.html

Hmmmmm the next time the kids start bugging to go to Disneyland I think I'll plan a family trip to view some lovely cow statues of the U.S. Family time is so precious :cow: (and payback on my 2 teens is even better LOL)

~~Jo~~

I can't promise there won't be some craziness. I'm what my husband affectionately refers to as a ' VERY cheap date'. I have no alcohol tolerance, so there no knowing what'll happen. :dizzy: :ohmygod: I can only hope there are no cameras when/if it happens :worry: :D

Joanna does it make you feel better there are other cow lovers out there in the world? ;) Better yet, if you want to embarass the teenagers you could dress as old bessie and walk them to their classes!! lol :cow: That'll scare the little boogers into some good behavior for at least ... an hour or so. :D :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

I have no alcohol tolerance, so there no knowing what'll happen.

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(tucking that one away in my Christie file .... muhahahaha) :neener: :P

You keep settin them up and I'll keep knockin them down!! ;)

-adam

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Originally Posted by Ginevive

My favorite dessert is a shot of SoCo.

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i will second that ahahahahaha turning nights into memories!https://ball-pythons.net/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif