You might be a ball python keeper..........

It's Friday night and your at home watching old snakebytes episodes. (this most likely means you have kids as well)

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Originally Posted by The Serpent Merchant

sounds familiar, except for me it was a thermodynamics exam and a calculus 3 exam... The joys of being an Engineering major

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calculus 3 makes my head hurt just from reading it.

probing your balls takes on a whole new meaning

You have a big rack, and its got nothing to do with your bra size..

You are a girl with big balls that the boys envy.

You talk to your 11yo son about balls and boobs and your wife doesnt get angry:P

When you are a girl who can start a conversation, " My balls are bigger than yours" without a second thought.

When you are a girl and don't think twice about asking a guy, " So, how big are your balls?"

If you've ever told a complete stranger, "You have beautiful balls!" And they actually said thank you.

If you've ever been online and said out loud, 'Ohh I wish I had his balls!" And your husband says, "I wish you did too!"

Gale

...If you always stop by the reptile isle in Petco/Petsmart just to snicker at some of the overpriced, unnecessary merchandise marketed to snake owners... and to make sure no one's buying heat rocks. :P

(P.S., these "ball" jokes are a little overdone IMHO... :snake: :snake:)

When you walk by someone at Petsmart/petco and hear them talking about snake care to a customer. You stay there pretending to look at heat rocks and when the salesman is gone you correct all their mistakes and make a new friend in the process. I've saved at least a few balls from heat rocks and desert like conditions in their houses.


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Originally Posted by Rob

It's Friday night and your at home watching old snakebytes episodes. (this most likely means you have kids as well)

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I've been up watching snakebytesTV all night I love that show, I think they need to do a thirty minute show for TV.

When you give up your tv, xbox 360, and Games for more balls, or When half your papers for college include something about your Balls. at some point. When you have to include your balls in your life insurance and will paper work (only because you aint given them and they will out live you....