The last one to post WINS!

Ahahahahahahaha!

http://www.citizensugar.com/2746207 Bush Sr. gets my vote. ^_^

Don't taze me bro!

You might need a good tazing

Taze me sistah... and know that I won.

Bruce

Drop the twinkie and slowly back away

Once again, back is the incredible
The thyme animal
The incredible d, public enemy number one

:evileye: Did someone say twinkie?????

:chew:

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Originally Posted by TooManyToys

Drop the twinkie and slowly back away

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you made me choke on the twinkie i was eating when i was reading this.:8:

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Originally Posted by TooManyToys

A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some und ercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's lying, he never did any of that stuff."

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Hahaha, that's just hilarious

I win...

Not so fast.....

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Originally Posted by TooManyToys

Not so fast.....

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Faster???? :O

I spend to much time in the... naughty section

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

LOL, I rock out the security guard thing.

Who's stalking. I'll kick their butts.

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It really was creepy!!!

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Originally Posted by TooManyToys

A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some und ercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's lying, he never did any of that stuff."

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That is awesome!

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

Faster???? :O

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Yes my dear!

Your slowing has allowed me to swoop in for the win!

Cute joke... I won but probably not for long till Lena posts

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

Cute joke... I won but probably not for long till Lena posts

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That's cool how you just saw the future :cool:

Yep... Alot of my patients have near death experiences so the effects kinda rub off

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Yep... Alot of my patients have near death experiences so the effects kinda rub off

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Hm. Interesting...











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I :winner:

Winner Winner, I get the chicken dinner!!

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Originally Posted by Slim

Winner Winner, I get the chicken dinner!!

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The winner gets dinner???

I'm sleepy.

Me too. -Yawns.-

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

That's cool how you just saw the future :cool:

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Whats amazing is he didn't see me winning?

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

Yep... Alot of my patients have near death experiences so the effects kinda rub off

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ummmm... do you really want to advertise that? I mean are you not supposed to help a brother out?

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Originally Posted by Slim

Winner Winner, I get the chicken dinner!!

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I'll make you dinner.... Just saying. You and Janet both

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

The winner gets dinner???

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Yes the winner gets dinner unfortunately that is not you my dear....

I'd make Lena dinner anyways.

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

I'd make Lena dinner anyways.

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I'm heading to Lena's

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Originally Posted by hoax

I'm heading to Lena's

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Aw, shucks.

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

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Originally Posted by Earl

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

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good song!

WTF! 4K+ posts....get a life.

*Tries to go get a life and fails miserably.*

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Originally Posted by hoax

ummmm... do you really want to advertise that? I mean are you not supposed to help a brother out?

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well, considering ive only lost 1 patient in my 3 years of EMS, and not going on 1 or 2 calls a month, but working professionally 40-60 hrs a week doing between 2-10 calls a day, my record is pretty damn good, and that ONE death was a patient with liver cancer and on her way to hospice to die.... so, i would say im doing OK...

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Whats amazing is he didn't see me winning?

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That's cuz u didn't win fool :D

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

I'd make Lena dinner anyways.

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Tacos? :P

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Originally Posted by hoax

I'm heading to Lena's

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I just left...

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

Aw, shucks.

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Shhh.....u can come over Stacey (I'm really home....don't tell Hoax) :rofl:

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

Faster???? :O

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Well, maybe just more often

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

That's cuz u didn't win fool :D



Tacos? :P



I just left...



Shhh.....u can come over Stacey (I'm really home....don't tell Hoax) :rofl:

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:banana:

Awesome.

Dinner at Lena's for the win!

YouTube - Si, drop a chalupa!

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

:banana:

Awesome.

Dinner at Lena's for the win!

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I thought u were serving tacos?

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

I thought u were serving tacos?

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Well you and your hot self can have whatever you want! :D

down here in Florida Im hanging out on my uncles farm, country life has got to be the most relaxing lifestyle Ive ever seen... makes me think about moving from new york... in the end....






I WIN !!!!!!!

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down here in Florida Im hanging out on my uncles farm, country life has got to be the most relaxing lifestyle Ive ever seen... makes me think about moving from new york... in the end....






I WIN !!!!!!!

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Man, you harp on being in Florida alot.

first vaca in almost 6 years.... and i cant get over how nice the weather is here

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

first vaca in almost 6 years.... and i cant get over how nice the weather is here

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I'm not sure what this thing... vacation.. you speak of is.

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/i...Gump/mama1.jpg

Vacation's when you go somewhere... and you don't ever come back.

:rofl:

Pfft. Vacation is for slackers.

My word,

Is this a new page I see before me? all virginal and not yet filled with pointless verbage and inappropriate ribbing?


dr del

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Originally Posted by dr del

My word,

Is this a new page I see before me? all virginal and not yet filled with pointless verbage and inappropriate ribbing?


dr del

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Virginal, huh?

And when are we ever inappropriate.... ? Though I will give you the pointless part... :D

Why?

Doesn't that mean the same thing as "not yet defiled"? :wuv:

Ps I win.

dr del

After all,


It is only a matter of time before someone (earl I'm looking at you ) posts a picture like this and ruins the poor pages reputation forever. :P


dr del

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Why?

Doesn't that mean the same thing as "not yet defiled"? :wuv:

Ps I win.

dr del

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How can I think otherwise with you batting your eyes like that? You obviously had clean and pure intentions with the word...

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by dr del

After all,


It is only a matter of time before someone (earl I'm looking at you ) posts a picture like this and ruins the poor pages reputation forever. :P


dr del

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:weirdface

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Originally Posted by dr del

After all,


It is only a matter of time before someone (earl I'm looking at you ) posts a picture like this and ruins the poor pages reputation forever. :P


dr del

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You know... I'm pretty sure by posting a link to that you are the one to defile this page.

Just sayin'

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You know... I'm pretty sure by posting a link to that you are the one to defile this page.

Just sayin'

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Every time I post...I defile the page ;)

Oh indeed, :yes:

I felt it was about time I had a go at it. :rolleye2:

I spent ages yesterday looking at baboon and monkey butts trying to find an avatar to swap into the acounts of people who annoy me - figured it was only right to share the pain.

Trust me I used one of the cuter ones. :weirdface


dr del

My gram liked the expression.... "you have a face like a monkey's..." (used when facing a line of pouting children).

After hearing that in ref to my face I may now need therapy in light of Dr Del's informative *cough* picture.

B