The last one to post WINS!

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

Talk about a mixed message mister!

:D

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I am sorry.

Good morning beautiful...

I win!

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Originally Posted by hoax

I am sorry.

Good morning beautiful...

I win!

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:8:

You're funny.

But I still win.

No, I win
It's a simple as that

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

:8:

You're funny.

But I still win.

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Me and Lena had this conversation the other night.

I am so darn popular because I am so darn funny.

They don't call me Sausage because I'm lame!

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Originally Posted by TooManyToys

No, I win
It's a simple as that

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If it were that simple you would still be winning but now you are losing so I don't know what to tell you.

Thanks
Sausage

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Originally Posted by hoax

Me and Lena had this conversation the other night.

I am so darn popular because I am so darn funny.

They don't call me Sausage because I'm lame!

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Oh... I've heard why they call you sausage.... :wuv:

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Originally Posted by hoax

Me and Lena had this conversation the other night.

I am so darn popular because I am so darn funny.

They don't call me Sausage because I'm lame!



If it were that simple you would still be winning but now you are losing so I don't know what to tell you.

Thanks
Sausage

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Sit Sausage!

Good Boy!

:cool:

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

Oh... I've heard why they call you sausage.... :wuv:

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Because I look like 50 Lbs of Lard in a 10Lb sack!!!

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

Sit Sausage!

Good Boy!

:cool:

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Ohhhh you know just how to be all dominant and stuff.

Now I want to talk about junks and stuffs.


Sausage

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

Sit Sausage!

Good Boy!

:cool:

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I do love the way you talk to the boys.

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SecurityStacey 394
lenastorms 391

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:colbert: You're falling behind.... :P

i only got like 175 I am slackin!!!!

Sausage

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Originally Posted by hoax

i only got like 175 I am slackin!!!!

Sausage

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I think it is signing your posts "Sausage" that really cracks me up.

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

Oh... I've heard why they call you sausage.... :wuv:

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I know why they call him sausage but I don't realy want him to cry about telling the truth and letting his lil secret out.

Look I win!!! And soon to go to work and let the kiddies play while the professionals go earn money :D

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Originally Posted by WizzySRT10

Look I win!!! And soon to go to work and let the kiddies play while the professionals go earn money :D

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Didn't know you were a "professional", what kind of professional works this late at night.... :weirdface :8:

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

Didn't know you were a "professional", what kind of professional works this late at night.... :weirdface :8:

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Well when the phone rings I make about $250 just off the bat and over time after 8 hours then it's .52 cents a min. Well the other side of it I'll be sleeping while I'm getting paid :D.

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

I do love the way you talk to the boys.

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as long as they listen :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by WizzySRT10

Well when the phone rings I make about $250 just off the bat and over time after 8 hours then it's .52 cents a min. Well the other side of it I'll be sleeping while I'm getting paid :D.

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I know a professional that makes that kind of money for a call... she spends much of her time working on her back too...

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

as long as they listen :rolleyes:

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Who wouldn't listen to you. :D

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

Didn't know you were a "professional", what kind of professional works this late at night.... :weirdface :8:

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Some one lied to the poor boy....

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Originally Posted by WizzySRT10

Well when the phone rings I make about $250 just off the bat and over time after 8 hours then it's .52 cents a min. Well the other side of it I'll be sleeping while I'm getting paid :D.

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That does not make you professional that makes you union...


Thank you for the kind words on my win

Sausage

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

as long as they listen :rolleyes:

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I don't listen to women unless it's HARDER HARDER!!!!

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Originally Posted by hoax

That does not make you professional that makes you union...


Thank you for the kind words on my win

Sausage

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Union professional same thing :P

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Originally Posted by WizzySRT10

I don't listen to women unless it's HARDER HARDER!!!!

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Probably don't get to hear it often with that attitude, huh? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

Probably don't get to hear it often with that attitude, huh? :rolleyes:

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Ouch that was a low blow :(

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Originally Posted by WizzySRT10

Union professional same thing :P

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Unions are the down fall of man kind alont with pornography and refer.

Bad stuff all bad.... bad..... bad....

Ohhhh so baaaaadddd.....

Wait what...

Sausage

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Originally Posted by hoax

Unions are the down fall of man kind alont with pornography and refer.

Bad stuff all bad.... bad..... bad....

Ohhhh so baaaaadddd.....

Wait what...

Sausage

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What's wrong with Pornography and refer?

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Originally Posted by hoax

Unions are the down fall of man kind alont with pornography and refer.

Bad stuff all bad.... bad..... bad....

Ohhhh so baaaaadddd.....

Wait what...

Sausage

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Did you just say porn was bad?

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Originally Posted by WizzySRT10

I don't listen to women unless it's HARDER HARDER!!!!

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:Biting my tongue:

I'm going to let that go, and (try) not be mean.... I wouldn't want to make anyone cry :P

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

*Edit - THANKS STACEY!!!!! :8: :gj: :D

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

:Biting my tongue:

I'm going to let that go, and (try) not be mean.... I wouldn't want to make anyone cry :P

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Easy!!!!

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

:Biting my tongue:

I'm going to let that go, and (try) not be mean.... I wouldn't want to make anyone cry :P

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Haha... oh. You are the bestest. And the thought of you making boys cry just made my night. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

Haha... oh. You are the bestest. And the thought of you making boys cry just made my night. :rofl:

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I haven't cried yet.

Well boys and girls I'm gonna go to work!!!

I think I should see about changing my screenname to just Stacey.

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Originally Posted by WizzySRT10

I haven't cried yet.

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You will ;)

Lena has made me cry more times than I care to admit...

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

Probably don't get to hear it often with that attitude, huh? :rolleyes:

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That was genius Hun!!!!

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Originally Posted by WizzySRT10

Ouch that was a low blow :(

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I think she was dead on my friend....

Sausage!!!


P.S. I do not think anything is really all that bad as long as it is used in moderation.... And unions just cant be small enough for me to stomach....

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Originally Posted by hoax

That was genius Hun!!!!



I think she was dead on my friend....

Sausage!!!

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Why thank you.

and now the sausage has exclamation marks. Awesome.

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Originally Posted by WizzySRT10

Ouch that was a low blow :(

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In the context it was being referred to... the joke just writes itself.

But there was a chicken and a peanut walking down the street...

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Originally Posted by WizzySRT10

I know why they call him sausage but I don't realy want him to cry about telling the truth and letting his lil secret out.

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Liz Taylor fingers?

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Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead

Liz Taylor fingers?

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You change that to Liv Tyler fingers and we got a friggen deal...

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Originally Posted by hoax

You change that to Liv Tyler fingers and we got a friggen deal...

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We may need to get Liv's permission. I'll email her and get back to you... :P

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Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead

We may need to get Liv's permission. I'll email her and get back to you... :P

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Tell her I am going to need to have high level "talks" with her and Stacy and Lena

YouTube - Salad Fingers

*shudder*

Man that thing creeps me out.

Mr. Fingers is an honorable man, he likes to touch things.


...spoons for instance.

Gives me nightmares. Ick.

Pay close attention to this one....


YouTube - FOX - Obama's Enjoy Fisting Each Other


:weirdface

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Originally Posted by Earl

Pay close attention to this one....


:weirdface

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Oh my, that is more than I needed to know. :colbert:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/356699...ghost_footage/

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Originally Posted by Earl

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/356699...ghost_footage/

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I know I really don't want to watch that.

And I probably will anyways.

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

I know I really don't want to watch that.

And I probably will anyways.

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Oh it's a bunch of rubbish anyway but it's kinda funky.

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Originally Posted by Earl

Oh it's a bunch of rubbish anyway but it's kinda funky.

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Rubbish yes... still freaks me out. Especially when I'm walking through empty warehouses at 2am in the morning with just a flashlight.

Edit: Alright, that one was rubbish :P