I am a recovering herp-o-holic
Hello.
My name is Brandon.
I have not purchased a new herp for 15 days.
(Brandon reaches into his pocket and proudly holds his "15-day herp free coin" over his head)...
(Brandon then reaches for something in his back left pocket, which appears to be a folded, well read book)...
http://www.b-p.org/balls/herp_envy.jpg
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