Worst Injury You've Ever Gotten?

My appendix got infected and actually ruptured.
......And I went to the hospital a day LATER. (I was 11 and didn't complain to my parents about the pain.)

Another day and I would have died. I was in the hospital for 3 weeks.
They had to cut me open enough to get it all out.

I got 15 staples to close it back up. After the 15 staples got taken out, there was still a hole that they said would close on its on. It would leak puss and I could see into my stomach!

shot twice, torn achilles, tears in shoulder, detached bicep, fractured neck, cracked orbit, broken foot, all fingers and most of the bones in both hands, chain saw to the shin, torn ligaments in pelvis, countless burns, lots of animal bites, and some road rash sprinkled in to round everything out.

i think that about covers it. most of these were separate events.

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Originally Posted by DrDooLittle

Does childbirth count??

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Only if you did it without an epidural. Otherwise you probably couldnt feel most of it lol.:P Plus i would consider childbirth, in 90% of the case, a self inflicted injury. Unless you didnt choose to get pregnant, then its not your fault.

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Originally Posted by cecilbturtle

shot twice, torn achilles, tears in shoulder, detached bicep, fractured neck, cracked orbit, broken foot, all fingers and most of the bones in both hands, chain saw to the shin, torn ligaments in pelvis, countless burns, lots of animal bites, and some road rash sprinkled in to round everything out.

i think that about covers it. most of these were separate events.

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Did someone shoot you up trying to rob your brewery??? :O

I hit a tree skiing that pretty much sucked lol Broke my collar bone and cracked a rib

Well, it's hardly an injury but when I had my appendectomy, I went back to school too early and some kid threw me down a slope and I landed on my stitches...that side hasnt felt right since.

Im always and forever hitting my head... on everything (usually doorframes)...

Never broke a bone though!! I've been really lucky :) Now havint said that I've probably jinxed myself :)

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Originally Posted by oskyle1567

I hit a tree skiing that pretty much sucked lol Broke my collar bone and cracked a rib

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Another broken collarbone! This has to be more than a coincidence. Ive also heard its one of the most painful bones to break. Seems like all the cool kids are doing it regardless of the pain!!!:D

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Originally Posted by CherryPython

Well, it's hardly an injury but when I had my appendectomy, I went back to school too early and some kid threw me down a slope and I landed on my stitches...that side hasnt felt right since.

Im always and forever hitting my head... on everything (usually doorframes)...

Never broke a bone though!! I've been really lucky :) Now havint said that I've probably jinxed myself :)

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How do you hit your head on doorframes?
1. Your super tall?
2. Doorframes in the UK are built for short people? (a courtesy to all the leprechauns that live on your isle im assuming...)
3. If youre really that tall, like 6ft+, then that means that Grant needs to be playing in the NBA. Bc in the pics of you two, hes at least a foot taller hahaha :P

Two c-sections, a fractured toe (frozen hamburger is actually quite the solid object), and I tore my Achilles tendon in a freak bicycle accident. I sliced the tip of my thumb halfway off at the sandwich shop I worked for (not around actual food, I was using a knife to open a bag and it slipped).

Other than that, dogs try to bite me at work every day. :)

oh I know the pains of back spaz and numbness issues
cause of the cerberal pasley I have always had back discomfort and I had time were it spaz or just poke ( like you can do to your knuckles) and th next thing I know i am laying onthe ground like a ragdoll was tossed in a fit by a child lol. so far not broekn anything in the falls ( outside the items I fall into ) lol
I remember helping my cousin move with his first wife we were brinngi a tv up from the basement ( those old floor models that got wheels and such ) and we got 2/3 up the steps when he loses grip well the next thing we allknow is that i sitting at the bottom of the steps thought the concrete wall and the tv busted all to heck. (and i talknig about the cinder blocks you see people have cars sitting on I went though the wall from the tv. the father in law was so freaking upset over the wall that I was a second though We laighed about it for years saying I put the man of steel trainning on lol

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Originally Posted by cecilbturtle

shot twice, torn achilles, tears in shoulder, detached bicep, fractured neck, cracked orbit, broken foot, all fingers and most of the bones in both hands, chain saw to the shin, torn ligaments in pelvis, countless burns, lots of animal bites, and some road rash sprinkled in to round everything out.

i think that about covers it. most of these were separate events.

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remind me not to hangout with you, or near you lol, whoa!!