You might be a ball python keeper..........

Your kids/significant other want you to get off bp.net so they can use the computer...lol. :D

You take a photo of that giant deuce that your snake left and proudly posted it online...

...if your wife carries lube and probes in her purse.

:D

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The first thing you do when you get bit is not to clean up the blood but to yell "Quick! Someone get the camera!!" :D

When you've become a regular customer of the local moving company with no intentions of moving.

When the word "banana" does not automatically conjure up images of a delightful, tropical fruit.

When spiders lay eggs that hatch out bees and it makes perfect sense.

When you don't need to go to the doctor to see if "your boys" are producing sperm.

If you sleep in the buff because its too hot in your bedroom(snake room)

If you go to do your morning business and greet the snake in your bathroom

If you talk about snakes so often you start to feel like a nerd

:D

When you can say, "I`m going home to attend to my balls " without even flinching!

...when you greet your online friends, you accidentally type "het" instead of "hey"

When BHB's web site is your homepage and two other tabs open up when you open google chrome and one is of BP.net and the other is HC.com. When you forget to check facebook for a week. When every ball your favorite candy store... I mean pet store gets the save it in the back for you to take first pic if wanted. When you refuse to date a girl because the dislike snakes (I am not given my kids up for nothing) When you are over joyed because your mom just picked up a BP out of its cage on her own. and Tonight at Target I was looking at shelving and storage bins just for my BPs

if you start referring to your spouse/significant other, kids, and dogs as your "collection."