The last one to post WINS!

I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.

"What you do not smell is called iocaine. It is odorless, tasteless, and one of the deadlier poisons known to man"





























"Do witches sink or float??"

They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

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Originally Posted by Anya

Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...

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Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love, so please be quiet!

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:banana:

haha! Saw the first word and thought you were calling me an ass. :P

My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head-jiggle is supposed to make me happy?

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Originally Posted by Pyrate81

haha! Saw the first word and thought you were calling me an ass. :P

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Never!!









Witches float!!

Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...




- And what do you burn, apart from witches?
- More witches! - Wood!
- So
why do witches burn?
- 'Cause they're made of wood? - Good!
- How do we
tell if she is made of wood? - Build a bridge out of her.
- But can you not
also make bridges out of stone?
- Oh, yeah.
- Does wood sink in
water?
- No, it floats. - Throw her into the pond!
- What also floats in
water?
- Bread. - Apples.
- Very small rocks. - Cider! Great gravy.
- Cherries. Mud. - Churches.
- Lead. - A duck!
- Exactly.
- So,
logically--
- If she weighs the same as a duck...
- she's made of
wood.
- And therefore?
- A witch!

Thank you Sir Bedevere!!!

I was beginning to wonder if anyone would know what that was from.....































































































I win!!!

I was a touch confused cause you misquoted but was pretty sure you were going off my quote. :P