The last one to post WINS!

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

Just ignore Stacey :rofl:

She's mine anyway....YOU can't have her :P

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But she is gonna give me a beer. Can I still have that?

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

Jump this!!! :hump:

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Absolutely!!

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Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead

I would have been "is wearing a Phoebe Price headband" but Stacey called me on a comment I made on page 375. I think it started there. But I may have slagged St Angie earlier.

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Oh wow. I think it should say is wearing a Phoebe Prince headband. That's awesome too.

Awesome! It's a regular party in here! w00t!

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

Awesome! It's a regular party in here! w00t!

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always :carouse:

Lena, any idea how many posts you have in this thread?

One day, Maria, a Spanish maid, approached the lady of the house and asked for
a pay raise. The following conversation ensued.

Wife: "Why do you want a raise?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, for three reasons. First reason is: I iron better
than you."

Wife: "Who said?"

Maria: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh? And so what is the second reason?"

Maria: "The second reason is: I am a much better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense! Who said you can cook better than me?"

Maria: "Your husband did."

Wife: "Oh? And now what is the third reason?"

Maria: "The third reason is: I am a much better lover than you."

Wife (furiously): "So, did my husband say that, too?"

Maria: "No, Señora, the gardener did."

Maria got the raise!

Hi,

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Originally Posted by TooManyToys

Lena, any idea how many posts you have in this thread?

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384.

Yet once again I weeeeeeeeeeeeen. :banana::banana::banana::banana:



dr del

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Originally Posted by TooManyToys

Lena, any idea how many posts you have in this thread?

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Hi,



384.

Yet once again I weeeeeeeeeeeeen. :banana::banana::banana::banana:



dr del

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Apparently TOO many :O ;)

385... but not like we're counting... or slipping ativan into your coffee..

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

Just ignore Stacey :rofl:

She's mine anyway....YOU can't have her :P

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You can share. There is enough for all of us to go around.

All of you go to bed already so I can enjoy my prize.

Maddox and I are going to throw knives at it!

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Originally Posted by hoax

You can share. There is enough for all of us to go around.

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I'm a popular girl tonight!

Not so fast.

I win! and am feeling as cheery as ^her avatar looks :carouse:

I said "ALL OF YOU TO BED NOW!!!"

I'll sleep when I'm dead!!!

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I said "ALL OF YOU TO BED NOW!!!"

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Forget you moderator man!!!!

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Originally Posted by ev477

I'll sleep when I'm dead!!!

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Yah

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

I'm a popular girl tonight!

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Out of context???

Yes!!!

You won now I win :D

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Originally Posted by WizzySRT10

You won now I win :D

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Pffft!! :P

I R 1

Lena R BEAR

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Originally Posted by hoax

I R 1

Lena R BEAR

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Shut up Sausage!

I R SAUSAGE HEAR ME ROAR :taz:

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Originally Posted by hoax

I R SAUSAGE HEAR ME ROAR :taz:

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Down boy!

Good Sausage! :rofl:

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Originally Posted by lenastorms

Down boy!

Good Sausage! :rofl:

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Hey cialis is Da man

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Hey cialis is Da man

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What the heck are you drinking? must be some interesting stuff...

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Shut up Sausage!

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:8:

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Hey cialis is Da man

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now THERE is an out of context!

I win again :D

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Originally Posted by WizzySRT10

I win again :D

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And ya lose again.

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And ya lose again.

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And now I WIN!!!

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/a...andingo/l1.jpg

I see you gawking at the thread Wizzy! You trying to ninja up my postwhore digs?

hmmm? :crazy:

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Now I thought my baby Jesus was around a few thousand years ago... Dinosaurs were around a gazillion, million, billion, trillion, years ago.... How did he get a dinosaur head???? And just why is that baby for sale?

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Wow... this is just wrong on so many levels :weirdface

:gj: good job Earl :8:

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What the heck are you drinking? must be some interesting stuff...

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I do not consume mind altering substances.... I am pure and clean of heart....

Just not in this friggen lifetime

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Wow... this is just wrong on so many levels :weirdface

:gj: good job Earl :8:

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Leave it up to Earl to disgust and demean us all, and we enjoy what he is doing.... What the hell is wrong with you people.... SHEEP.... mmmmmmmm sheeeeeepppp..... what..... I do not know what your talking about, that sheep is a liar.

Meanwhile, on a different note....I Win!!!!

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Leave it up to Earl to disgust and demean us all, and we enjoy what he is doing.... What the hell is wrong with you people.... SHEEP.... mmmmmmmm sheeeeeepppp..... what..... I do not know what your talking about, that sheep is a liar.

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http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/a...go/25exvlc.gif

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Wow... this is just wrong on so many levels :weirdface

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I haven't begun to defile myself, thank you kindly.

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http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/a...go/25exvlc.gif

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Poor Stains... he is trying to kill them all with his stare for their cruelty...

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Please fogive me as I am my iPhone. What the heck is that they are trying to give the dog????

Oh and Tom on a side note U R FAIL. <3 £ it

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What the heck is that they are trying to give the dog???

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Cupcakes.

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Cupcakes.

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That's just wrong. But you know what feels oh so right... Winning. Winning is like like well nothing compares to winning!

Mike

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Originally Posted by hoax

Please fogive me as I am my iPhone. What the heck is that they are trying to give the dog????

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A stroke (by not giving him a cupcake).

snoring dog post

I think we've reached a new day here at my apartment complex. Maintenance just came to my apartment because someone has a snake in a couch and they are afraid to try to get it out.

So they came and got me. BooYa.

What kind of snake was it ?

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What kind of snake was it ?

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A trouser snake?

Still working on it.

My neighbors and mine's door is opened so if it starts to come out she can call me - looks to big to be a ball python... some kind of boa? Looks to be about 5-6 feet... too dark to see anything else.

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Originally Posted by SecurityStacey

Still working on it.

My neighbors and mine's door is opened so if it starts to come out she can call me - looks to big to be a ball python... some kind of boa? Looks to be about 5-6 feet... too dark to see anything else.

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What color? Retic maybe? Boa pattern?

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I think we've reached a new day here at my apartment complex. Maintenance just came to my apartment because someone has a snake in a couch and they are afraid to try to get it out.

So they came and got me. BooYa.

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Sounds like fun.

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Still working on it.

My neighbors and mine's door is opened so if it starts to come out she can call me - looks to big to be a ball python... some kind of boa? Looks to be about 5-6 feet... too dark to see anything else.

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Can we get an update?

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What color? Retic maybe? Boa pattern?

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Ah, I'm not very good at distinguishing snakes - I just know the little I could see didn't look like Stan!

Maybe kind of looked like the head on a RTB? It looked kind of heavy bodied though - seemed friendly enough... wasn't hissing or anything, just kinda looking at me. It was just kinda under a ledge so I couldn't get a good idea with the flashlight.