The last one to post WINS!

I didn't mind the Twilight series, though to me the most boring of the series would probably be either New Moon or Breaking Dawn Pt 1.

...:weirdface

I hate fleas!!!

Me too...and coastal fleas are the WORST. I'm battling them on the dog. And losing.

What we caught we threw away, and what we could not catch we kept


Legend has it that Homer (the greek poet and storyteller) sat on a beach until he died of starvation after hearing this riddle from the fishermen who were battling.....fleas :)

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Originally Posted by Neal

I didn't mind the Twilight series, though to me the most boring of the series would probably be either New Moon or Breaking Dawn Pt 1.

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Years ago I was down in Texas where my Dad had been hospitalized with a stroke. I took some vacation time and spent every night in his room for a week and spent the days sleeping. The following week they moved him to a different hospital so I had a night free and I thought I'd take in a movie. I skimmed the papers and said, oh cool, they're showing a vampire movie... (I knew NOTHING about the twilight series) I got to the movie theater got my popcorn and was seated before the show started. As the theater filled up, I looked around me and thought. 'That's really odd... The teenage girls in this town must sure like their horror movies...' I was the only old guy sitting by himself surrounded by a theater filled with 12-14 year old girls. Once the movie started I figured out why that was.... MOST AWKWARD I'VE EVER FELT IN A MOVIE THEATER.... :oops::oops::oops:

^^ LOL!!


They need a zipper lip smiley cause that's what I need right now. :D

ARRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Yet another Pirate here invading our waters!! Avast ye scurrvy dog; take thy vampire movies out of our seas!!!



Yo ho ho and a bucket of prawns

The tiller spins and the capt'n yawns!!

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Originally Posted by MarkS

Years ago I was down in Texas where my Dad had been hospitalized with a stroke. I took some vacation time and spent every night in his room for a week and spent the days sleeping. The following week they moved him to a different hospital so I had a night free and I thought I'd take in a movie. I skimmed the papers and said, oh cool, they're showing a vampire movie... (I knew NOTHING about the twilight series) I got to the movie theater got my popcorn and was seated before the show started. As the theater filled up, I looked around me and thought. 'That's really odd... The teenage girls in this town must sure like their horror movies...' I was the only old guy sitting by himself surrounded by a theater filled with 12-14 year old girls. Once the movie started I figured out why that was.... MOST AWKWARD I'VE EVER FELT IN A MOVIE THEATER.... :oops::oops::oops:

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I <3 coffee!!!