Ouija board incidents

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Originally Posted by 771subliminal

free admission just a $1.99, pull up a chair and sit on the floor. ill tell you a story i know nothing about, its about 2 dead boys fighting. a deaf policeman heard them, pulled out his gun and stabbed them, put them in jail then gave them the key and thats the beginning of my story.

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HAHA! That reminds me of one my Dad used to say when I was just a wee little rug rat...

Two dead men got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other. Drew out their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot those two dead boys. A paralyzed donkey was walking by...kicked 'em all in a dry ditch where they drowned.

It's beyond dorky...but made me :rofl: every single time when I was little!

http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/v...animals-01.jpg

My doctor told me to take.... a .... laxative!!

(Actual phone call my hubby got at work- works in a call center)

how many pancakes does it take to change a tire?

i scream you scream

lol i wonder if the op planned this haha

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Originally Posted by 771subliminal

free admission just a $1.99, pull up a chair and sit on the floor. ill tell you a story i know nothing about, its about 2 dead boys fighting. a deaf policeman heard them, pulled out his gun and stabbed them, put them in jail then gave them the key and thats the beginning of my story.

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Early in the morning, late at night... Two dead boys got up to fight...