any good jokes?

A good joke?

My life!!:rolleyes:

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to
enter a password. Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for
the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it
plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...

P...

E.....

N....

I.....

S.....

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
PASSWORD DENIED. NOT LONG ENOUGH...

For his birthday little Matty asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but we've got a $500k mortgage on the house and your mother just lost her job. There's just no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Matt heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Matty told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $500k mortgage and no f***** bike!"

good jokes guys! we need to keep it family friendly, though so this thread doesnt get locked up!