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  • 07-19-2010, 02:32 PM
    Alexandra V
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    You know you own a ball python when you continually have to explain to family and friends that even though they've never seen him, he's still in there. He's just shy.
  • 07-19-2010, 03:24 PM
    Merkman
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    you know you own a bp when ur cats think you bought them mice.
  • 07-19-2010, 04:03 PM
    DJ_Bizarre
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    Your friends always ask how the babies are even though they dont lile snakes.

    When your friends refer to you as "that guy"
  • 07-19-2010, 04:09 PM
    stevepoppers
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    when you have a large ziplock bag of used mouse bedding sitting in your room.
  • 07-19-2010, 04:29 PM
    baller29
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    Your coffee table and end tables in your living room are rat tubs.:P

    Your mother-in-law stops visiting.:D

    You have to rent a moving truck to downsize on all your husbandry and accessories and take them to storage.

    You cant flip past ngeo or animal planet without stopping to see if theres anything on about pythons.:)

    Your currently trying to figure out if you can recycle fir bark for your flower bed.(It seems like a waste to throw it away):rolleyes:

    Theres a red light emitting from your bedroom windows all hours of the night and the neighbors think your a photographer.:weirdface

    Theres more bedding and newspapers in your trash can than food scraps.

    You have a box designated for toilet paper rolls in the bathroom for your feeders.:)
  • 07-19-2010, 07:59 PM
    BaierBalls
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    when you can't understand why your wife would rather turn that spare room into an office instead of a snake room???
  • 07-19-2010, 09:29 PM
    t6venom
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    when you are constantly on CL lookin for a new "rescue" or new breeders in your area
  • 07-19-2010, 09:36 PM
    Jay_Bunny
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    ....when your snakes pass larger logs than your dog does.

    ....when you can't just stop with one.

    ....when you open the tubs and find works of art on the paper towels.
  • 07-19-2010, 10:02 PM
    Seru1
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    Alright I have to do this Redneck Style.


    If Yeeeeewwwww Use your feeding tongs more than yer grillin tongs, You might have a ball Python.


    If Yeeeeeeeeeew Have more snake food in your freezer than people food you might have a ball python.


    If Yeeeeeew get a job as a ball boy because you want to handle snakes all day, Yeeeew might have a ball python.


    Thats all for now :P
  • 07-20-2010, 07:53 PM
    straydog1980
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    ...when you ask your BP how his day has been :rolleye2:

    ...when you start to like your snake more than your cats

    ...when you wonder if your snake will get big enough to eat your cats
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