looking for a snake loving girl

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Originally Posted by wilomn

He was, he said to himself, wondering just what SHE must be thinking of all this dibbing of her quite capable person without the forethought of asking HER what SHE might think, providing that we preclude this little run on on the premise that women think, which, really, is debatable in general, but not in this specific instance as those of us attempting humor, know quite well. There, that should have covered all the bases.

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Well, being that she's in China, this whole dibbing discussion is a moot point.

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Me and Cat go way back. She's definitely not a girl who would allow us to claim for ourselves. However, if Cat were to call dibs on me I think I'd have to book a flight. Sorry Wes, I love you like a friend but Cat has you beat! ;)

Oh, you guys. :oops:
Makin me blush!

Rock Paper Scissors Paper Lizard Spock?

Are you in China for a specific time? What did you do with all your animals?

contract ends in July. I may sign on again.

My ex has them.

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Originally Posted by CatandDiallo

contract ends in July. I may sign on again.

My ex has them.

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"Ex," huh? Interesting...

;)

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Very much so :O

IM me.

Oh how I've miss our chats! I'm jealous!

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Originally Posted by patientz3ro

"Ex," huh? Interesting...

;)

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"Ex" works two ways. Lol

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

"Ex" works two ways. Lol

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Hmm? To what are you implying? :o

I'm not implying anything to anyone. I say what I mean and mean what I say. If you wanna try and read into it more, that's all you.

What I said made sense, to me at least lol

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

I'm not implying anything to anyone. I say what I mean and mean what I say. If you wanna try and read into it more, that's all you.

What I said made sense, to me at least lol

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As long as you make sense to someone :hug:

I am so confused.

Cat, do it. I got your back!

What am I doing!? Nothing makes sense here!

About the dog...

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Originally Posted by CatandDiallo

What am I doing!? Nothing makes sense here!

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Don't feel bad, it doesn't make sense here, either. I'm actually not sure it makes sense ANYWHERE.

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Originally Posted by cecilbturtle

About the dog...

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:O

:tears:

*walks away slowly*

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Originally Posted by CatandDiallo

:O

:tears:

*walks away slowly*

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On a happier note, I think we're all hoping to see some photos from China sometime soon. We've seen what you can do with a camera.

Oh, and just so I don't jack this thread, post a few shots of the local girls for the OP!

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Haha local girls? Tough luck!

Here's a couple:

Typical scenery

http://s27.postimg.org/z4cg4ulk3/image.jpg

http://s15.postimg.org/wf7tzue7v/image.jpg

The view from my favourite hiking spot. Pictures do 0 justice.

http://s30.postimg.org/xlps7zcu9/image.jpg

http://s16.postimg.org/k7oiupfmt/image.jpg

I've never felt more at peace than when on top of this mountain. It's a good thinking/cleansing spot for me.
There's a Buddhist temple half way up which is also very peaceful.

I'm telling you guys... I live in.. the middle of nowhere. I think when people hear China, they picture Beijing or Shanghai. I'm in a whole different world!

-The City (if you're curious, it's called Changsha)-

Here's some pollution when I was at my friend's place in the city:

http://s29.postimg.org/agco19qk7/changshapollution.jpg

Yum.

Where you get all the best shopping done.

http://s17.postimg.org/d7kse3fov/hellmart.jpg

Hmm, why isn't my post with the pics turning up?

I worked hard on it! :(

I can see them...great pics.

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Originally Posted by CatandDiallo

Hmm, why isn't my post with the pics turning up?

I worked hard on it! :(

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I see them too. Just wow.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

I'm not implying anything to anyone. I say what I mean and mean what I say. If you wanna try and read into it more, that's all you.

What I said made sense, to me at least lol

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Mike, it made sense to me. :)

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Originally Posted by CatandDiallo

Hmm, why isn't my post with the pics turning up?

I worked hard on it! :(

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I see them as well. Love the mtn pics. :craves hiking in New Zealand:

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

I'm not implying anything to anyone. I say what I mean and mean what I say. If you wanna try and read into it more, that's all you.

What I said made sense, to me at least lol

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I understood it to.

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Originally Posted by CatandDiallo

Haha local girls? Tough luck!

Here's a couple:

Typical scenery

http://s27.postimg.org/z4cg4ulk3/image.jpg

http://s15.postimg.org/wf7tzue7v/image.jpg

The view from my favourite hiking spot. Pictures do 0 justice.

http://s30.postimg.org/xlps7zcu9/image.jpg

http://s16.postimg.org/k7oiupfmt/image.jpg

I've never felt more at peace than when on top of this mountain. It's a good thinking/cleansing spot for me.
There's a Buddhist temple half way up which is also very peaceful.

I'm telling you guys... I live in.. the middle of nowhere. I think when people hear China, they picture Beijing or Shanghai. I'm in a whole different world!

-The City (if you're curious, it's called Changsha)-

Here's some pollution when I was at my friend's place in the city:

http://s29.postimg.org/agco19qk7/changshapollution.jpg

Yum.

Where you get all the best shopping done.

http://s17.postimg.org/d7kse3fov/hellmart.jpg

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Yuk. No thanks, I'll stay here.

That's not very nice.

Aside form the pollution problems in the cities, it's a charming, wonderful, beautiful country with amazing people.

I'm headed to Beijing on Monday. We'll see the pollution there.

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Originally Posted by CatandDiallo

That's not very nice.

Aside form the pollution problems in the cities, it's a charming, wonderful, beautiful country with amazing people.

I'm headed to Beijing on Monday. We'll see the pollution there.

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What's not very nice? That I wouldn't want to live in that kind of pollution? Too each their own.

Now now ladies, look, a squirrel...

Mmm, squirrel.... Makes me want gumbo.


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Wow thought you were saying yuk in general. Didn't even think of the pollution picture. Yeah, it's definitely very yucky and not nice at all.

Bleghhhh.

Um...and how is this helping me find a woman Cat? ;)

You can advertise your beautiful, pure, clean aura of fresh, non polluted air and the ladies will come flocking.

wow, that's amazing looking

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Originally Posted by CatandDiallo

Haha local girls? Tough luck!





Here's a couple:

Typical scenery

http://s27.postimg.org/z4cg4ulk3/image.jpg

http://s15.postimg.org/wf7tzue7v/image.jpg

The view from my favourite hiking spot. Pictures do 0 justice.

http://s30.postimg.org/xlps7zcu9/image.jpg

http://s16.postimg.org/k7oiupfmt/image.jpg

I've never felt more at peace than when on top of this mountain. It's a good thinking/cleansing spot for me.
There's a Buddhist temple half way up which is also very peaceful.

I'm telling you guys... I live in.. the middle of nowhere. I think when people hear China, they picture Beijing or Shanghai. I'm in a whole different world!

-The City (if you're curious, it's called Changsha)-

Here's some pollution when I was at my friend's place in the city:

http://s29.postimg.org/agco19qk7/changshapollution.jpg

Yum.

Where you get all the best shopping done.

http://s17.postimg.org/d7kse3fov/hellmart.jpg

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Originally Posted by schrammalot

Try finding a snake loving guy. >.> My fiance won't even handle my ball.

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My fiancé handles my balls all the time :)


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Thats because she is a fiancee.

Wait 'till she is a wife. Everthing changes.

I would like to remind you that this is a FAMILY friendly forum!


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Originally Posted by flint

mmm, squirrel.... Makes me want gumbo.


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yummmmm gumbo!!!!

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Originally Posted by ROACH

yummmmm gumbo!!!!

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Had a sampling of gator gumbo last month. That was tasty. nom nom nom.

Yes it is!!!!

Flint, is that a camo hat in your avi? If so, camo hat + snake/reptile enthusiast <3!!!! I know you're engaged, just saying.



To the ladies who can't find a guy who isn't afraid of snakes. Welcome to de-masculinized men. Its an incredibly sad reality. Instead of being manly, wrestling with lions, corralling pythons, all while brandishing a only a loin cloth, you have skin-tight jeans, waxed eyebrows, and the inability to sweep you off your feet. Lest we forget the whole reptile ordeal. Sad, sad state of affairs.


This thread was hilarious to read. My personal favorites were Pyrates was possibly a girl, and Skiploder's post. But lots of good stuff all around. If you're concerned about one-liners at a reptile show, don't go for a one-liner. One-liners are for when you need to break the ice and don't have anything to talk about. At a reptile show, the topic is all around you. If you see her at a table looking make a comment about the morph. If its a complex morph, ask her what she thinks it is. If its a simple one, ask how involved she is with bp's and her experience level. Show an interest, smile, and be fun, go from there. If she gets somewhat cautious as to your interest, simply state that you are trying to get into snake breeding and wanted to get an idea for what a potential customer is looking for snake-wise. That, or you were checking out the morphs and as awesome as they are, she was just too damn cute to not want to meet.

Any snake-loving ladies out there that like older men? I'm even clean!

I finally have a boyfriend.

But of course, he's not too fond
Of snakes.


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Originally Posted by zee-man

To the ladies who can't find a guy who isn't afraid of snakes. Welcome to de-masculinized men. Its an incredibly sad reality. Instead of being manly, wrestling with lions, corralling pythons, all while brandishing a only a loin cloth, you have skin-tight jeans, waxed eyebrows, and the inability to sweep you off your feet.

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I recently read an article about hipsters getting hair implants......because their beards aren't full enough...:rolleyes:

I swung by my old high school to get my little brother and 90% of the boys there where wearing tighter jeans then the girls! What manner of sorcery is this!!!

So, a Snake loving girl just waltzed into my life...but I'm not in a position to support a relationship right now (no job, still have some things I want to get done before "settling down")

Any thoughts??

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Originally Posted by Mephibosheth1

So, a Snake loving girl just waltzed into my life...but I'm not in a position to support a relationship right now (no job, still have some things I want to get done before "settling down")

Any thoughts??

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Be upfront and honest

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Originally Posted by MonkeyShuttle

I swung by my old high school to get my little brother and 90% of the boys there where wearing tighter jeans then the girls! What manner of sorcery is this!!!

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They're the same ones making dubstep popular. With jeans that tight, clearly the only thing that's dropped for them is the beat. Lol

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Originally Posted by Mephibosheth1

So, a Snake loving girl just waltzed into my life...but I'm not in a position to support a relationship right now (no job, still have some things I want to get done before "settling down")

Any thoughts??

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Stay friends and keep in touch. Things don't have to escalate and if she's a decent girl she'll be understanding and may even "wait." Life has a funny way of making things work out - or go totally to crap but we'll ignore that - so you just never know. Don't burn any bridges and take the opportunity to see if you mesh better as friends. Hitting it off is one thing, being able to go full-term is another.

We like the same animals, the same TV shows, the same movies, and the same music. She even guessed my middle name on the first try (and without any coaching). We share the same views on religion, on education, and we have similar life goals...

And I just found out she may be moving away to care for her mother who may have cancer :/