You may be addicted

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Originally Posted by snakemanjayd

...When you catch your self laughing when you hear of someone keeping a mouse or rat as a pet, because that's obviously not what they were made for...:colbert::snake:

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Good one, I so think that sometimes.

You may be addicted if you have called out sick because fedex had a wrong address.

You may be addicted if you have considered moving just because herp laws are too strict in your state.

You may be addicted if you have no idea what pastel means but you can definitely recognize one.

You may be addicted if you have tried to flag down people in traffic because they were taking an old fridge to the dump.

You know your addicted when your girlfriend gives you a deli cup for your birthday and it's not cake or ice cream.:D

You affectionately refer to the your Fed-ex driver as "the stork"

For the guys...
You may be addicted if you...
Find yourself asking "why can't I have hemipenes?"

You may be addicted when you've been so poor you've eaten frozen rats ( >.> I HAD to get that spider)

You may be addicted when you've been kicked out of your apartment for violating the capacity for you room with rubbermaid tubs full of snakes. (Done this too ><)

You may be addicted when your power goes out due to ice storms and you let your snakes sleep with you to keep them warm.

when you get rats and snakes delivered to your work :)

You feel the need to give your hamburger a tight hug before taking a bite.

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Originally Posted by AaronP

Your spouse doesn't bother to argue with you about getting a new snake and instead names it.


I love my fiance :)

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Or when she has names for snakes you dont even own yet.
I love my girl haha

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Originally Posted by ev477

If you see a kitten as a potential meal:P

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Or a rabbit or guinea pig

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Originally Posted by snakemanjayd

...When you catch your self laughing when you hear of someone keeping a mouse or rat as a pet, because that's obviously not what they were made for...:colbert::snake:

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And ask them how long they plan on keeping it so you can have it when they get rid of it so you can breed it. (Happened)

When you own more reptile species and have more rodents frozen and live than the petstore you work at.

If you wonder if your girl will notice her chihuhua missing and a lump in one of the snakes.