I Have Herp Envy

I have a Blood Python envy, even more so since last week..........I wonder why :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Alice

Hi, my name is Alice and I have herp envy too . . . .

(Passes around a plate of rocky road brownies)

Is there a 12 step process associated with this program? My new 32 qt rack just arrived and I now have 4 empty tubs . . .

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LOL. I've got one on the way too and a 15 qt rack too. :rolleye2:
Can't wait!:banana:
Oh what I mean to say is: "Yes, what is the 12 step program?"

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

Hi....my name is Patrick, and I have a problem.....................

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You just figured that out! :O

12 Step Program for Herpers

1. Admit you have a problem (Raul apparently can't get to #1!)

2. Immediately make coffee (my job!)

3. Gather all the baked goods you can find (your job!) and bring them to the meeting.

Unfortunately that's about as far as it ever gets. Somebody (you know who you are!) has to mention that a snake show is going on in the next town and everyone races out of the meeting to see if there's any good show deals going on! :oops:

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Unfortunately that's about as far as it ever gets. Somebody (you know who you are!) has to mention that a snake show is going on in the next town and everyone races out of the meeting to see if there's any good show deals going on! :oops:

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well, speaking of shows.. there is the hamburg, pa show Saturday June 14, and.... I'm going!!!! ::steps aside so that crowd doesn't trample her as they rush to the show::

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Ummmm.....is it bad when you hatch out baby snakes and then spend hours trying to figure out reasons to turn them all into holdbacks....ummm....just askin'....:oops:

*takes another cookie*

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yes, and i am a guilty.
the couple i dont want to holdback, i try to think of what i might be able to trade for.

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Originally Posted by Ladydragon

::stands up clears her throat and wails:: Not only do I have herp envy, ::shakes:: I also have EGG envy. I see all these pictures of eggs and hatchlings and.. and.. well.. I want that too ::sniffles and whispers:: please help me.. ::grabs a bunch of cookies and begins eating them as she sits back down::

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Ohhh, noooooooo! Not EGG envy!!! Aaaaaaarghhhh *And here I thought I was recovered from THAT particular illness* :tears: A relapse!

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

You just figured that out! :O

12 Step Program for Herpers

1. Admit you have a problem (Raul apparently can't get to #1!)

2. Immediately make coffee (my job!)

3. Gather all the baked goods you can find (your job!) and bring them to the meeting.

Unfortunately that's about as far as it ever gets. Somebody (you know who you are!) has to mention that a snake show is going on in the next town and everyone races out of the meeting to see if there's any good show deals going on! :oops:

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LOL! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Soooo, right.

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Originally Posted by sweety314

Ohhh, noooooooo! Not EGG envy!!! Aaaaaaarghhhh *And here I thought I was recovered from THAT particular illness* :tears: A relapse!

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sorry... but at least now I'm not alone in my egg/hatchling envy.

I would like to bump this thread up from the depths, as I am having some serious herp envy again...

HELP ME. :cool:

-Steps up to the podium and clears her throat.- Hi. My name is Melanie, and I am an awfully jealous herp owner. I drool over other people's snakes, and I secretly want them all. Well, I guess it's not a secret anymore.

-Hands out homemade chocolate chip cookies, shortbread cookies, and cheesecake.- O_o