Worst date EVER stories...

Okay... this isn't my bad date but I have to tell the story anyways. A buddy of my boyfriend went on a date with a girl he really really liked, when they were having dinner he felt the urge to pass gas so he did. After the meal they went to the movies and then the date ended rather quickly. When he got home he relized that he had let out more then just a fart at dinner and she never called him again.

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Originally Posted by Ginevive

Anyone ever make out in the cemetery?

:O :banana: ....... :headbang:

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plus some ;)

Anyways, I thought I would get into this...

so set the mood here, I had broken up with my boyfriend/ baby's daddy of 4 years about a month ago, and LOVING IT! LIFE IS GREAT, and im up for anything. Hell, im freakin FREE! So I go to this party after late-night swimming and some beers with a few of my friends. I introduce myself, and start playing beer pong with this really cute kid. We all get kinda drunk, and I decided I wasn't done swimming and hop into the pool with my beer pong friend. Well, one thing led to another, and we end up making out on the lawn (totally not me to start fooling around with strangers, but you gotta try everything once I suppose) having a good old time (and when I mean a good old time, I mean like this kid was pushing me up against the house and stuff- it was HOT :D ) In the corner of my closed eye, i could see a bright light- my friend was oh so "kindly" keeping a count for me on how long before he was leaving throughout my entire encounter, so I thought it was him. Then I someone yell "HEY!" I tried to ignore this extremely rude person, but He just wouldn't let up. I finally open up my eyes, and there is a COP, standing over me and my guy friend, with my swimsuit bottoms like, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there somewhere. Both of us were just like a couple of deer in headlights, staring at this guy as his lips just moved. Needless to say, the mood was as lost as Amelia Earhart- the party was busted.

Good news is that me and the kid are dating now , even if he did crash my sentra only 4 weeks later, which is a story all in its own. Imagine dating a girl for 4 weeks and crashing her car- being in debt to her for years no matter what happens with her?? AND getting totally beat out by her in 3 seperate races with her 96 SAAB 900s the night before, while she's on the phone. LOL, so say the least, we've had quite an interesting start- I feel worse for him then for me.



CUE- you totally made that story up- it was too good :P Halarious story telling skills my friend.

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Originally Posted by McKenzie

You are such a good bad date teller.

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Round two :D

So I am a young and playful 18 year old guy. Summer is hear and life is great :) I'm dating this super hottie, too hot for my own good really. Her pals are planning a weekend camping trip by the lake, sounds like fun to me! Unfortunately one of the pals is a girl that sorta chased me around a bit before I started dating her pal. No problem right :confused: I ride up to the lake with the first bunch of pals Friday night to set up camp and g/f was coming sat afternoon to join in the fun. Setting up camp is fun, lots of goofing around with ~8 pals, including rejected girl. Camp is settled and we are sitting around the wimpy camp fire and drinking. Reject girl keeps staring at me with crazy camp fire eyes :evileye: I just laugh and nod. I'm exhausted and turn in a little early, using my shoe laces to tie up the zippers in my tent to avoid any unwanted visitors in the night. Sleeping with one eye open, so to speak, I hear a rustling around my tent at some point in the middle of the night. I totally pretend to not wake up as my awesome lock seems to be working. YES :gj: I get up early the next morning, walk down to the lake and take a swim. Nothing like nature and escaping from modern life. I walk back up to the cars and rummage around to find my back pack. Then I slip into some clean clothes and await the arrival of g/f. Sitting around the pizzled out camp fire I start to feel a fire in my pants. Not a good fire. Like a burning rash. What in the world??? I sneak off to the woods and take a look. Super red rash ALL over my boxers area :O It all flashes to me. Crazy camp fire eyes girl/rejected/seeing poison ivy one the walk to the lake/my bag not in the same place I left it/my sudden struggle. How did she know I was ALLERGIC to poison ivy. Well played reject girl! The sounds of cars pulling up, g/f is here! The rest of the weekend was spent figuring out clever ways to keep my shorts on. All the while wondering if it was indeed reject girl that played me like a fiddle :cool:

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Originally Posted by adizziedoll

Well, one thing led to another, and we end up making out on the lawn. Then I someone yell "HEY!" Imagine dating a girl for 4 weeks and crashing her car- being in debt to her for years no matter what happens with her??

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So owned all over the place!!

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Originally Posted by adizziedoll

CUE- you totally made that story up- it was too good :P Halarious story telling skills my friend.

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Thanks pal...check out round two :carouse:

Ok guys, this thread has been pretty amusing so far but is VERY close to treading that family friendly boundary. This is just a reminder that there are younger folks here. ;)

Now feel free to continue with frivolity. :D

Ya, sorry about that. I had a feeling I might be walking towards the edge. Feel free to delete if need be :gj:

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Originally Posted by adizziedoll

Ya, sorry about that. I had a feeling I might be walking towards the edge. Feel free to delete if need be :gj:

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I think it's ok to stand. I was more worried about what stories would follow. :rolleyes: Those I can read in pms. ;)

As it was, it didn't sound like a worst date ever story at all. :D

*bleaches eyes*

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Originally Posted by SnakeySnakeSnake

*bleaches eyes*

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Lol...that bad old boy??? :O

LOL; that one had me roaring Cue! But congrats to you for being a gentleman and not jumpin' the reject.

I have another one for round 2; I went with my best friend (funny how she always seems to be involved with all the nutty moments in my past) and we were with a buncha people out at her cottage at Sunset Bay NY. Well, we were all hanging out, and the usual "dispersal" took place; different couples going off by themselves, ya know that sort of thing. well, I kinda liked this guy (we'll call him "Jimmy.. wait I think that was actually his name!) We went off in the dark, but halfway into things I thought, this is completely stupid and pointness, and pushed him away; it just was all so revolting at once.
But not before he said "I admire your underwear." LOL; my friend and I laugh hysterically about it to this day!