You might be a ball python keeper..........

If you look at other people's fuzzy, cute pets (kittens, rabbits, guinea pigs, etc) and wonder what you could feed them to (my husband).

If you've boycotted most of animal planet and discovery's programs because they villainize snakes and half the time when they're talking about one species they're showing pictures of other species and it annoys you that they can't even get their species correct.

You've had lengthy discussions about what type of snake Nagini is (this also makes you a Harry Potter nerd...).

If you've (jokingly) threatened to turn your snakes into belts, wallets, etc. if they don't start eating.

If you've taught your mom and your mother in law not to call on Sunday nights because its feeding night and you're busy.

You know 10 tricks to get a snake to take ft over live and a rat over a mouse but have no idea how to program your VCR (do people still have VCRs?).

-If you are considering to get more BP's
-If you care more about your baby:snake: then yourself. :)

HAHA, this is a great thread! :gj:

...if you go into a subway and think how great their bread baker ovens would be to make an incubator out of.

...if you ask your 5yr old daughter what snake she wants next and replies "a spinner or bumblebee".

...if someone mentions pie and you are drooling not because of baked goods.

...if you have been startled by what sounds like a sumo wrestler dropping a duece in your snakes enclosure.

...if you have referenced McGyver when thinking of a solution to a problem.

If you've told someone that your snake is "in blue" and they start asking where you got a BLUE snake. :P

If your planning your kids birthday party at NERD.

...you don't throw out your old tank when your snake grows to a new one because maybe, I mean who knows right, you might get another snake someday soonish? Even if you know you have no money and no time..... that might just be me. wishful thinkin :P

You start wondering if, just maybe, you can turn those lids into something... After all they are free with your tubs...

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When you hated genetics in high school biology class but soon after you got your first BP you found that you were fascinated by genetics...

You unroll sheds to check for eyecaps.

Instead of Friday being movie night, its feed night.. And everybody enjoys it just as much!