80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor

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Originally Posted by Jamielvsaustin

Nope. All of you.

So BG, is this thing real? Are you ever going to post a picture? Or will we keep having to use our imagination...and hearing others moan/internet fist fight lol

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Probably the later.;)

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Originally Posted by capitalB

came across this thread out of curiosity..... say what you will 'bout me, but its kinda stupid.

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OK....you're a complete fool....an uneducated moron.....a leeetle weasle with nothing better to do than post on snake forums. BG thinks you have no class or sense of humor.

Hey....he said "say what you want about me:P:P

Just kidding dude. Welcome to Big Gunns thread. Hope you enjoy yourself.:gj:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Probably the later.;)




OK....you're a complete fool....an uneducated moron.....a leeetle weasle with nothing better to do than post on snake forums. BG thinks you have no class or sense of humor.

Hey....he said "say what you want about me:P:P

Just kidding dude. Welcome to Big Gunns thread. Hope you enjoy yourself.:gj:

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I suspect this is a more accurate look at the mondo guppy than he meant it to be.

Again, totally unimpressed both with the attempt at humor and the manipulation of the population.

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Originally Posted by wilomn

I suspect this is a more accurate look at the mondo guppy than he meant it to be.

Again, totally unimpressed both with the attempt at humor and the manipulation of the population.

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Of course you're "totally unimpressed" Willy....you want to be the one and only with the ability to "manipulate the population".;) Maybe you should learn to emulate the master.:P



Big Gunns is sorry to say that he's gonna keep up his "attempts at humor"......sad as they may be.:D

Is there anything more open than The book of Willy?

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Of course you're "totally unimpressed" Willy....you want to be the one and only with the ability to "manipulate the population".;) Maybe you should learn to emulate the master.:P



Big Gunns is sorry to say that he's gonna keep up his "attempts at humor"......sad as they may be.:D

Is there anything more open than The book of Willy?

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Indeed oh fishy one, truly none other than you would know what I want, don't want, wish to be, would like to have and would therefore be willing to achieve the aforementioned goals.

AHAHAhahHAHAhahAHAHAHAhahAHaHAHahAHAHahahAHaha

I suspect that what you actually know about me would just about half way fill a VERY small thimble.

But you just keep on inflating that giant puffer fish ego of yours by trying to spank me. At least that's funny, not that that's saying much.

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Indeed oh fishy one, truly none other than you would know what I want, don't want, wish to be, would like to have and would therefore be willing to achieve the aforementioned goals.

AHAHAhahHAHAhahAHAHAHAhahAHaHAHahAHAHahahAHaha

I suspect that what you actually know about me would just about half way fill a VERY small thimble.

But you just keep on inflating that giant puffer fish ego of yours by trying to spank me. At least that's funny, not that that's saying much.

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Actually what BG wants to know would half way fill a "Very small thimble".:P

BG will keep "inflating" his ego....all the while pointing out just how fragile yours is BG's good buddy.:D

The funny thing is. As much as BG can tell you obvious dislike for him. BG actually loves you Willy. You're very good at this forum game, but you have one glaring weakness that's very easily exposed by someone with Big Gunns intelligence.:D One of these days you may just figure that out.

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Originally Posted by wilomn

I suspect this is a more accurate look at the mondo guppy than he meant it to be.

Again, totally unimpressed both with the attempt at humor and the manipulation of the population.

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Darn..and here I though the post was just FUNNY..come to find out I was "manipulated." :tears:

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Originally Posted by broadude

Darn..and here I though the post was just FUNNY..come to find out I was "manipulated." :tears:

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Neither the first time nor the last if history teaches anything.

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Originally Posted by broadude

Darn..and here I though the post was just FUNNY..come to find out I was "manipulated." :tears:

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Big Gunns seems to be great at this "manipulation". :banana:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Big Gunns seems to be great at this "manipulation". :banana:

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:8: You certainly are...I can see the strings...wonder if anyone else can..:bow:

Haven't seen you three in a while.

Good to see you all again, and in the best of moods it seems. :oops:

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Originally Posted by blackcrystal22

Haven't seen you three in a while.

Good to see you all again, and in the best of moods it seems. :oops:

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Big Gunns is always in the "best of moods" nowadays. Can you imagine just how bad it would be for BG's enemies if he actually got angry?:D

yeah then all those things they've been saying about you would be true

It has come to Big Gunns attention that he may or may not have been a "bully" on this thread. Big Gunns would like everyone to come forward and let Big Gunns know if they in fact felt "bullied".

Since Big Gunns spent his life putting a whupping on the bully's(he really did..quite a few come to mind). This is the last thing The Man, The Myth, The Legend in his own mind wants to be. So please let BG know so he can send flowers and Subway cookies(no way) to make you get over your hurt.:D


As far as the monitor goes. It still needs to grow a few feet before BG can post pics.:D

I had fun, didn't take it seriously. Don't care if anyone has a 50ft monitor because those aren't my thing..but had fun watching Wes bumbling about trying to knock you off the front page so he could feel superior again.:rofl:

My feelings aren't hurt..it's a FORUM for god's sake.:rofl:

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Originally Posted by broadude

I had fun, didn't take it seriously. Don't care if anyone has a 50ft monitor because those aren't my thing..but had fun watching Wes bumbling about trying to knock you off the front page so he could feel superior again.:rofl:

My feelings aren't hurt..it's a FORUM for god's sake.:rofl:

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Hey wait....does this mean you LIED to me?:colbert:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Has anyone ever seen a girl this big? My one girl is a fricken monster. Big Gunns has had gf's this weight.:D:D

Males get huge, but this is one big momma, which is why she has that same name.

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Guess some of my southern slang did rub off on ya ;):D:D

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Originally Posted by broadude

Hey wait....does this mean you LIED to me?:colbert:

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BG never "lies"(BG's lying:D).....he streeeetccchhes the truth once in a while, but he won't lie.(yeah right):D

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Originally Posted by MissDixie

Guess some of my southern slang did rub off on ya ;):D:D

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Sorry...this thread started before you met BG my dear. Try not to cry too long.:D

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Sorry...this thread started before you met BG my dear. Try not to cry too long.:D

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Yeah...realized that after my post....had a blonde moment :oops:

Well...I can say this...

I'll never believe anything *ANYONE* SAYS EVER AGAIN!! I am heartbroken :tears::tears:

*Unless it's the IRS

((runs off to get the superglue))


Like little Willy said, I am too dense to know when I am being punked, so carry on.:rofl: I'm just a hand puppet....(don't stick your hand up there!):rofl:

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Originally Posted by MissDixie

Yeah...realized that after my post....had a blonde moment :oops:

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Fake Blonde moment you mean.:D

BG is off to train the Gunns fans. He shall return though. You all can go and get some work done now.:D

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Originally Posted by broadude

Well...I can say this...

I'll never believe anything *ANYONE* SAYS EVER AGAIN!! I am heartbroken :tears::tears:

*Unless it's the IRS

((runs off to get the superglue))


Like little Willy said, I am too dense to know when I am being punked, so carry on.:rofl: I'm just a hand puppet....(don't stick your hand up there!):rofl:

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Here's a tip. NEVER EVER believe what you read on a forum, or what a guy says in a bar.:D

BG may surprise you yet Brody, he has a habit of making people think he's lying when in fact he is not. Only time will tell.;):D


BG is out.:gj:

This means you have plenty of time to get your shots in BG's detractors. They'll stand for an hour or two.......maybe.:D

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Fake Blonde moment you mean.:D

BG is off to train the Gunns fans. He shall return though. You all can go and get some work done now.:D

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Ouch, I think you should be a leeetle more polite to the nice southern lady;)

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Originally Posted by West Coast Jungle

Ouch, I think you should be a leeetle more polite to the nice southern lady;)

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Treat them "politely" and they walk all over yah. Every guy knows that.:D

Never question Big Gunns methods. Learn from them...you'd be amazed at the knowledge(not much) his Greatness has.:D

OK....because I'm a "hand puppet," and a host of other things called by Wilomn, I'm gonna parrot some more things. I'm old enough not to be afraid of any one that isn't paying my bills or actively doing anything that directly affects me. I won't be made to feel that I can't post somewhere or someone will turn on ME (this manipulation actually works on some).

I had fun in the thread! What if BG was just poking fun at people's tendency to believe whatever is said on the Internet? If it was said here by some of you, it MUST be true, right? :rolleyes:

What I learned a long time ago, is that the forum (any forum) can be filled with self-serving liars, and the one with the nastiest mouth is the one that people will try to avoid getting attention from. :rofl: That doesn't mean anyone "fears" them, it just means that a lot of us know that "LIFE IS TOO DAMN SHORT TO CONSTANTLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH NEGATIVENESS IN ANYONE."

I know eventually, the members will get tired of snarky snipes (there is a difference in tone even on the Internet between snarky snipes and good clean poking fun at a general behavior). :colbert:

**I learned a loooong time ago, to take everything said on the Internet with a grain of salt, so this "lesson" (if that's what it was) didn't affect me adversely. Perhaps the ones that tend to believe everything said, now have an understanding that even if someone is a breeder or flipper, that doesn't necessarily mean that we should take everything they say as "gospel."

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OK....because I'm a "hand puppet," and a host of other things called by Wilomn, I'm gonna parrot some more things. I'm old enough not to be afraid of any one that isn't paying my bills or actively doing anything that directly affects me. I won't be made to feel that I can't post somewhere or someone will turn on ME (this manipulation actually works on some).

I had fun in the thread! What if BG was just poking fun at people's tendency to believe whatever is said on the Internet? If it was said here by some of you, it MUST be true, right? :rolleyes:

What I learned a long time ago, is that the forum (any forum) can be filled with self-serving liars, and the one with the nastiest mouth is the one that people will try to avoid getting attention from. :rofl: That doesn't mean anyone "fears" them, it just means that a lot of us know that "LIFE IS TOO DAMN SHORT TO CONSTANTLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH NEGATIVENESS IN ANYONE."

I know eventually, the members will get tired of snarky snipes (there is a difference in tone even on the Internet between snarky snipes and good clean poking fun at a general behavior). :colbert:

**I learned a loooong time ago, to take everything said on the Internet with a grain of salt, so this "lesson" (if that's what it was) didn't affect me adversely. Perhaps the ones that tend to believe everything said, now have an understanding that even if someone is a breeder or flipper, that doesn't necessarily mean that we should take everything they say as "gospel."

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I don't think it has anything to do with flipping.

The lesson is a bit more complex than that. It has to do more with baiting a trap (in this case with something that is more than likely true) and then watching people bicker and fight over whether or not the bait exists.

With one post, and a little bit of benign encouragement, this thread ballooned into a borderline brawl. Several little fights broke out, accusations were made and it snowballed from there.

This thread was more about holding a mirror up to people's forum tendencies.........I think you can figure out what those tendencies are.

At some point, the pic and the punch-line should be provided, otherwise many people will not understand what the lesson even was.

Are we about to be schooled by his Thighness again?

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Big Gunns has the coolest one on earth. This guy has more personality than most people. Just curious to see if anyone else has one.

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Methinks maybe.

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Pics???????:rofl::rofl::rofl: Pics just won't do this dude justice. He needs his own TV show, and just may get one some day.;):D

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I don't think it has anything to do with flipping.

The lesson is a bit more complex than that. It has to do more with baiting a trap (in this case with something that is more than likely true) and then watching people bicker and fight over whether or not the bait exists.

With one post, and a little bit of benign encouragement, this thread ballooned into a borderline brawl. Several little fights broke out, accusations were made and it snowballed from there.

This thread was more about holding a mirror up to people's forum tendencies.........I think you can figure out what those tendencies are.

At some point, the pic and the punch-line should be provided, otherwise many people will not understand what the lesson even was.

Are we about to be schooled by his Thighness again?


Methinks maybe.

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Well, dense I am.:oops:

If that was the intent of the thread, it did show me the true colors of some people.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by broadude

Well, dense I am.:oops:

If that was the intent of the thread, it did show me the true colors of some people.:rolleyes:

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But on another note...it was still funny as hell, and I don't for ONE minute think that anyone else took this so seriously!

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Originally Posted by broadude

Well, dense I am.:oops:

If that was the intent of the thread, it did show me the true colors of some people.:rolleyes:

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No rolly-eyes needed. The intent has been discussed on another forum and alluded to by Mr. I'm-Not-Neil-Golli-But-I-Am-Neil here on this very thread.

I've seen it done before and so has Big Gunns. It's more a commentary on how people react to claims and how quickly people will turn on each other on these somewhat anonymous forums.

Having said that, there are people that are much more subtle than His Mouthiness at doing it.

My personal opinion is that at some point you let people in on the joke. If you don't, it just becomes a form of bullying - it just becomes the perpetrator laughing behind his hand at his victims.

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Treat them "politely" and they walk all over yah. Every guy knows that.:D

Never question Big Gunns methods. Learn from them...you'd be amazed at the knowledge(not much) his Greatness has.:D

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I'm guessing you are single?

I kill them with kindness and have never been walk on. (note the kill them part,:D)

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The lesson is a bit more complex than that. It has to do more with baiting a trap (in this case with something that is more than likely true) and then watching people bicker and fight over whether or not the bait exists.

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Sort of like you are doing now with suggestions about his identity, and his motives for posting what he did?:snake:

I'm going to get the popcorn and brew...carry on!:rofl:

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Originally Posted by broadude

Sort of like you are doing now with suggestions about his identity, and his motives for posting what he did?:snake:

I'm going to get the popcorn and brew...carry on!:rofl:

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Suggestions? Wake up - he's already admitted that not only does he know people mistake him for Golli but that he was doing nothing but stirring the pot when he started this thread.

I subtly pointed it out on this very thread and have "discussed" it with his Greatness on others.

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Originally Posted by Skiploder

I knew a man - an old man mind you - who had done what many considered "a lot" in the reptile world.

There were a few forums he would frequent, sadly he doesn't do much of that anymore.

To the uninitiated, he would often make outrageous claims.

To those who knew who he was, those claims were perfectly believable.

One of his favorite pot-stirring tactics was to start a thread about an outrageously rare or large animal in his collection.

For weeks upon end he would let people call him out, express their doubts and accuse him of lying - all while making jokes and increasing the doubt. Those of us who knew him well were warned privately to not ruin the joke....to let those who have been taught by the Almighty Care Sheet or who have drunk from the Trough of Internet Regurgitation whip out their pitchforks and torches.

Then when the stew was spiced just right he'd provide the proof and make a lot of people look like judgmental idiots. Case in point - all of you knuckle-heads who think the third person affectation is serious need to pull your heads out of your asses.

Now, I have never met Big Gunns and I have no idea what amazing animals he keeps.....but I've seen this played out before.

Keep in mind folks - some people have nothing to prove to you.............except maybe to gently point out how much you really don't know.

....or maybe Big Gunns is a big bag of wind. I guess we'll find out when he decides everything is spiced just right.

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and his Highnesses response:

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BG doesn't know who skiploder is, but he sure seems like a genius to Big Gunns.

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As to people often mistaking him as Mr. Golli:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Man Golli must really hate Big Gunns. This happens all the time. Considering he's such a leeetle dude, he must hate it even more.

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Suggestions? Yeah right.

I got no beef with Big Gunn Neil. I find what he does amusing and his information is spot on.

But don't suggest that I am suggesting anything. Everything I've brought up Mr. BG has openly admitted to. Got it?

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Originally Posted by Skiploder

Suggestions? Wake up - he's already admitted that not only does he know people mistake him for Golli but that he was doing nothing but stirring the pot when he started this thread.

I subtly pointed it out on this very thread and have "discussed" it with his Greatness on others.



and his Highnesses response:




As to people often mistaking him as Mr. Golli:




Suggestions? Yeah right.

I got no beef with Big Gunn Neil. I find what he does amusing and his information is spot on.

But don't suggest that I am suggesting anything. Everything I've brought up Mr. BG has openly admitted to. Got it?

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((munching popcorn)) Yeah. ((takes a swig)) gotcha.:)

Well...I feel that I will use the Ignore feature FINALLY for ONCE on this site.

I am honestly flabberghasted at how the Admin/mod team sits back and lets all this crap happen.

So becuase he has Candies...and because he....sorta answers noob questions.....we ALL have to put up with this nonsense.....

Utterly ridiculous.

Mods...check my positive feedback to see what all of your other "vet" members think of BG

What was the point of this thread? :confused::confused:

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Originally Posted by Hulihzack

What was the point of this thread? :confused::confused:

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To feed an ego...

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Originally Posted by Hulihzack

What was the point of this thread? :confused::confused:

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To stir a pot.........

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Originally Posted by Hulihzack

What was the point of this thread? :confused::confused:

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To see what the Mods/Admin put up with

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Originally Posted by Hulihzack

What was the point of this thread? :confused::confused:

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To point out how contemptible mere mortals are.........

I'm trying to find where BG broke the TOS. I can't seem to find it, but I'll keep looking. The staff isn't putting up with anything. The guy just isn't breaking the rules. Most of the recent posts in this thread have done nothing but feed the very thing you all seem to have issue with.

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I'm trying to find where BG broke the TOS. I can't seem to find it, but I'll keep looking. The staff isn't putting up with anything. The guy just isn't breaking the rules. Most of the recent posts in this thread have done nothing but feed the very thing you all seem to have issue with.

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Walt...you know I consider you a friend.

But how can you honestly sit there and say that this is GOOD for the forum?

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I am honestly flabberghasted at how the Admin/mod team sits back and lets all this crap happen.

So becuase he has Candies...and because he....sorta answers noob questions.....we ALL have to put up with this nonsense.....

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So what are you suggesting Patrick??? Should we ban anyone that YOU happen not to like?

Let's forget about rules and start banning people just because? :confused:

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If you do not like someone (and this goes to any member) put them on ignore and you will never have to read one of their post again, it's that easy :gj:, or you can chose not to and keep complaining which is easy too and I guess much more entertaining (well at least to some). :rolleyes:

BTW I could not care less about BG's snakes or monitor, what I care about as a MOD (since this is who you are questioning with your comment) is that people (that mean everyone) play by the rules this is why I am here for when I do my job as a mod.

I'm honestly right there with Deb. Liking or not liking someone really doesn't play into it. I don't care if he has Candies or any other cool morphs. The fact is that he's not breaking any rules and that's why the Mods are here. We can't come down on people just because we don't like their personality or because certain members don't. If that were the case it could get ugly. lol
I just don't see what the big deal is and I don't think it's all that serious.

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So what are you suggesting Patrick??? Should we ban anyone that YOU happen not to like?

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Oh please, dont be so petty.

Pretty ridiculous to suggest that out of what I said no?


I forgot that I am the ONLY one who has an extreme dislike for the way he portrays himself.


He could be the most awesome kick ass dude on the planet, with the best snakes that one could own, with a neck line that could cut a razor......

But the way he is, HERE,...the way he portrays himself, HERE,...is unpleasant...and yes, as I said...I have used the ignore feature for the first time on this site.....its a GREAT feature.

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But the way he is, HERE,...the way he portrays himself, HERE,...is unpleasant...and yes, as I said...I have used the ignore feature for the first time on this site.....its a GREAT feature.

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Well unpleasant is not against the rules is it? If it was a few people would be in trouble on this forum, not just one :rolleyes:

So what are you suggestions regarding people YOU and/or others find unpleasant because I would love to hear them?

Where is that Highhorse photo that was just posted??? I cant find it...I would LOVE to post it here.


LOL

:8:You seriously think it's DEB on her high horse after you implied the Mods are playing favorites, and then you tried to act as a "backseat" Mod suggesting how certain people that incurred your, your friend's, and others' disfavor should be treated and finally made a judgement on how much benefit certain people are to a forum THAT'S NOT EVEN YOURS?:rofl:

Done with my popcorn and brew...:D

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((munching popcorn)) Yeah. ((takes a swig)) gotcha.:)

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Erudite
Succinct
Blunt
Honest

ahahahAHahahahahahahhAHAHAhhAHAHAHAHAhhAH

Hand Puppet Extraordinaire

Pattimuss, The Gup is one of the best at this game that I have ever seen.

Every post you make in this vein feeds him even more. You should just stop.

Like some, he knows EXACTLY where the line is, toes it, sticks that pinky toe over it, and let's things progress.

Don't be a broadass, er Dumbass, just let it go.

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Erudite
Succinct
Blunt
Honest

ahahahAHahahahahahahhAHAHAhhAHAHAHAHAhhAH

Hand Puppet Extraordinaire

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:rofl::rofl: Yeah.... it's fun when you have a NICE person pulling your strings.:rofl::rofl: Nice puppet masters always make sure there's no splinters.

*you need to take notes?:rofl:

***By the way if posting "feeds" him..why are YOU posting (said one puppet to the other)? It's just a fun post, no one can be manipulated without their consent...

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no one can be manipulated without their consent...

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LOL

I think you are living proof of the error of that statement. The fact that you seem oblivious to it merely seals the deal.

Then again, there are those who enjoy being puppets and you may well be one of them.

Time for the ignore feature to be put in use.