You might be a herper if...

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Originally Posted by Blu Mongoose

If you are surrounded by people uptight about their lawns, but refuse to use weed killer because your tortoises must have their dandilions.:)

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HAHAHAHAHA!!! Right!?!?!

hehe this needs stickeys.

if you for go having the AC on even though its 88F in my room becasue i need to keep the snakes temp's up :)

- if you view a new home differently...where once you wanted more closet space and another bathroom...now you just need a decent rat/snake room

- if every October you are far more concerned about your snake's love life than your own!

- you spend time cuddled up with your husband...PLANNING SNAKE RACKS!

- your youngest child goes nuts when Diego saves some snakes (who cares about those other cartoon animals....Diego likes snakes just like me mommy! lol)...you of course run to watch the cartoon kid save the cartoon snakes

- you attempt to identify the species of said cartoon snakes

- you take photo's of your snake watching Dirty Jobs and think you are perfectly sane to do so

You have the date your snake pooped written on a calender. And not your mother-in-law's birthday.

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

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- you attempt to identify the species of said cartoon snakes

- you take photo's of your snake watching Dirty Jobs and think you are perfectly sane to do so

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hehe i like :P

so you ever been able to identify the snakes he saves?

If your bedroom is cold in the winter and the snake room has its own heater and thermostat.(wife complains snake treated better)

Just purchased a $450 A/C unit for summer just for herp room. so eggs don't get too hot!

Your rodent collection eats a more balanced meals than you!

Your herp collection worth more than your newest car

Her's the best one
One Xmas you give your wife to be an engagement ring and she gives you a bearded dragon and you both are thrilled (True story)

you buy things for your snake(s) more that you buy things for yourself.

you talk about your "baby girl" using the words cute, sweet, etc, and most people think you are talking about a human.

you show people the newest edition(s) to your famiy and they run.

you send out cards/letters/e-mails to everyone announcing the birth of your newest hatchlings, complete with pictures, names, length, and weight.

You may be a herper if...

The word NERD has 100% positive connotation :D