Re: Girls can have Balls, too...
Rapture -
Here's a pic of Big Momma, the girl I was talking about. Nowhere near as dark as yours, but I think she has a neat look to her. Showing a slight nose rub -
https://ball-pythons.net/gallery/fil.../BigMomma1.jpg
Steve
Re: Girls can have Balls, too...
Oh Steve she is a sweetie, nose rub and all!
As far as the road trip no WAY are guys coming along even in another car. The reasons are as follows:
1. They will insist on stopping only for refreshments at places featuring...errrr...well blessed females!
2. They will get lost, this is a given...they will refuse to ask for directions, this is another given...the only place they will even consider asking for said directions is at #1 however they will likely forget about asking for directions whilst staring at the well blessed females!
3. They have no natural instincts re cheesecake!
4. No guy likes to shoe shop. I can't shoe shop with someone standing there bouncing from one foot to the other, glaring at his watch and muttering "for gawd's sakes woman grab a pair of brown shoes and let's go...the game's on in 45 minutes!"
5. Some of the males *cough* Jamie *cough* are obviously dillusional and think Ohio will win a certain upcoming game. We don't want dillusional folks in our car or following us anywhere.
6. Joe apparently picks up dates at his family reunion....nuff said! :P
7. Some of the males are apparently confused about who is a girl and who is a boy....sound knowledge of gender being a requirement on a chicks only road trip (think of the hassles at the bathroom stops if we don't enforce this one ladies!)
8. Men fart in cars. Men then roll up the window and smirk evilly. This makes men not nice to ride with and makes ladies :puke2:
9. They will only honk their horn at us when we slam on the brakes and make a quick right at the YARD SALE sign. They may also swear and make rude hand gestures. We certainly don't need this while contemplating how much of the booze and cheesecake budget can be re-routed to the yard sale emergency fund! (Robin you've been designated as the road trip accountant....don't whine now...if you don't want a responsible position like this you shouldn't have left to use the ladies room!)
10. We will never end up seeing Kara because they will do all the above and we'll end up at Adam's place instead...lost, wearing mismatched shoes, cheesecake-less, smelling of car farts and all of us girls stuck wearing "He Went To Jug R Us and All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt" t-shirts!
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:rofl: You know Jo....you could make a LOT of money doing Stand-up comedy!! :rofl:
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Maybe writing it honey (and that's a stretch since I can't be funny on demand LOL) but sadly I get the shakes doing any kind of public speaking.
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Maybe writing it honey (and that's a stretch since I can't be funny on demand LOL) but sadly I get the shakes doing any kind of public speaking.
Hehe...maybe someday we can partner up...you write the jokes, and I'll get up there and look silly! (And have a blast doing it! LOL)
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Oh Steve she is a sweetie, nose rub and all!
Thanks!
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As far as the road trip no WAY are guys coming along even in another car. The reasons are as follows:
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1. They will insist on stopping only for refreshments at places featuring...errrr...well blessed females!
guilty
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2. They will get lost, this is a given...they will refuse to ask for directions, this is another given...the only place they will even consider asking for said directions is at #1 however they will likely forget about asking for directions whilst staring at the well blessed females!
NOPE! I NEVER git lost! I ALWAYS know where I am, and where I'm going! (Its the "how to get from point A to point B" that gives me problems! ;)
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3. They have no natural instincts re cheesecake!
Plenty of natural instincts -
burgers, fries, places featuring well blessed females....
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4. No guy likes to shoe shop. I can't shoe shop with someone standing there bouncing from one foot to the other, glaring at his watch and muttering "for gawd's sakes woman grab a pair of brown shoes and let's go...the game's on in 45 minutes!"
guilty. BUT, if there's a hardware store, reptile store, or place featuring well blessed females nearby...
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5. Some of the males *cough* Jamie *cough* are obviously dillusional and think Ohio will win a certain upcoming game. We don't want dillusional folks in our car or following us anywhere.
Ohio? Where's that???
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6. Joe apparently picks up dates at his family reunion....nuff said!
We could stop off at Joe's family reunion!?!?!
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7. Some of the males are apparently confused about who is a girl and who is a boy....sound knowledge of gender being a requirement on a chicks only road trip (think of the hassles at the bathroom stops if we don't enforce this one ladies!)
I GUARANTEE I know the difference! ;)
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8. Men fart in cars. Men then roll up the window and smirk evilly. This makes men not nice to ride with and makes ladies :puke2:
guilty. But I promise to be nice???? :D
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9. They will only honk their horn at us when we slam on the brakes and make a quick right at the YARD SALE sign. They may also swear and make rude hand gestures. We certainly don't need this while contemplating how much of the booze and cheesecake budget can be re-routed to the yard sale emergency fund! (Robin you've been designated as the road trip accountant....don't whine now...if you don't want a responsible position like this you shouldn't have left to use the ladies room!)
not true. We also honk the horn when we see well blessed females.
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10. We will never end up seeing Kara because they will do all the above and we'll end up at Adam's place instead...lost, wearing mismatched shoes, cheesecake-less, smelling of car farts and all of us girls stuck wearing "He Went To Jug R Us and All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt" t-shirts!
Why can't we stop off at Adam's place too? As for the other stuff, I don't see the problem??? ;)
Steve
