Dumb questions thread.

God.

Lastnight, I went over to Justin's house and his 'rents were there. Fine and dandy. I got his sister to touch Ophelia and Dad was kind of cute about looking at her.

His MOTHER, however, pissed me off. "Eww! Gross! That's on my leather couch!"

I wanted to tell her, "It's okay, Sharon. She'll only crap on your couch if you scream too loud!"

This was when I was handling my BP at 18" i was asked "If it bites you will you die?!"

Oh man, about the thing where people tell you how many snakes theyve killed...i usually reply like so



Idiot : "I've killed so many snakes, atleast four hundred."

Me : "Well holy s***, youre a regular american hero! Dang captain america, why havent they awarded you some sort of medal? Thats really amazing! By the way, hows your sister/wife? Still having fun at the trailer park? Well, crocodile dundee, i have to get going...but calm down on the snakes a little bit, its not their fault that your brother and your father are the same person."



something to that effect.

Here's another one....


Just happened to me this past Monday while visiting friends.

She asked me what's new in my snake world. Told her about FD's corn, Kishnah. ...."Why do they call them corns? Do they eat corn?"

*snort*

Keep in mind that at the time my BP was a little over a foot and a half long and maybe the size of both my thumbs together. My grandmother found our I had him and was like you know he'll get out and choke you to death. LOL. Wow I keep on the look out for that one.. LOL

My mother won't even *look* at my snake, she thinks it's 'slimy' and if she touches it, it will immediatly leap, with no legs mind you, from my arm/hand onto her neck and procede to choke her to death. Ah, public schools...;) (J/k I go to public school :P )

Why do people think that snakes will get out of their enclosures and hunt us down to kill us? I never understood it.

Maybe they are like organized snake crime mobs that call each other at night to plan a massive escape and one day they are all going to break out at the same time and kill all the keepers. Yeah....that's coming.... mmhmm, I am sure of it.