You're so awesome that every little thing you do, you can boast "Look Mom, no hands!".
11-28-2012, 08:53 PM
Royal Chick
When you're the guy and YOU are supposed to be the skinnier one
When being a 'Big Girl' means you're over 1200 grams
When you live in an 'apartment' of racks and you never see, hear, or wonder about your neighbors
12-02-2012, 09:17 AM
Tsmooth863
if you regularly mate with women bigger than yourself.
if you squeeze your food then cram it in your face without chewing.
if you never wipe after pooping.
only change your clothes once a month.
if swimming makes you poop.
