They have tiny little mouth openings but HUGE powerful jaws. You put your hand too close and they suck it up into their mouth and grind it up. Plus if you try and rub their back away from their killer mouths then theyll mule kick you.
:rofl: What about ponies?
07-10-2012, 06:09 PM
DooLittle
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Originally Posted by Mike41793
They have tiny little mouth openings but HUGE powerful jaws. You put your hand too close and they suck it up into their mouth and grind it up. Plus if you try and rub their back away from their killer mouths then theyll mule kick you.
But have you ever felt how soft a horses muzzle is??? Almost snuggly.
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07-10-2012, 08:12 PM
Rob
Lol, I can never get enough of hearing mike describe what freaks him out about horses.
07-10-2012, 08:34 PM
Mike41793
Ive never encountered a pony, not really sure how id handle that. I dont even like the stupid little midget horses. Good god, theyre mouth level with things even more important than my hands!
07-10-2012, 08:38 PM
Mike41793
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Originally Posted by DrDooLittle
But have you ever felt how soft a horses muzzle is??? Almost snuggly.
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Omg yes of course i have! I wuv to snuggly wuggly, cuddly wuddly right up next to the horsies cutey patootey widdle face.
Heellllll no i dont know what their muzzle feels like! I can picture in my head what getting eaten alive feels like though pretty well actually.
07-10-2012, 09:11 PM
DooLittle
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Originally Posted by Mike41793
Omg yes of course i have! I wuv to snuggly wuggly, cuddly wuddly right up next to the horsies cutey patootey widdle face.
Heellllll no i dont know what their muzzle feels like! I can picture in my head what getting eaten alive feels like though pretty well actually.
Op, so sorry for going off topic, I will stray no more!!
Mike, sorry, I just couldn't help it. I love horses, so its hard for me to understand your fear.
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07-10-2012, 09:24 PM
Mike41793
If i ever have a daughter she better not like equine critters. Shes gunna be awfully disapointed...
That first pic is the horse trying to attack you. In the second pic its eyes are pure evil. Its like its looking right into my soul...
07-10-2012, 09:39 PM
DooLittle
Naw, he's a teddy bear. Just goofy. And I think girls liking horses go hand in hand, so you better pray for boys.
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07-10-2012, 09:49 PM
Mike41793
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Naw, he's a teddy bear. Just goofy. And I think girls liking horses go hand in hand, so you better pray for boys.
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Youve obviously never seen me raise kids before... Everytime she says the word horse ill pinch her so she associates the word with pain. When she finally sees one in person for the first time she'll be afraid of it...
07-10-2012, 11:45 PM
DooLittle
You would be amazed what you would do for your child. If it weren't for mine, I would still be terrified of snakes, instead of in love with them.....
