You know you're a real BP owner when....

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Originally Posted by MoshBalls

LOL, I was going to say that! :gj:

1. How about your family tells you they won't ever visit or babysit if you have snakes in your house, and you say Okay, I can live with that.

2. When you go grocery shopping you look at the containers and buy the one that can be made into hide, for your future purchases.

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For the #1, I don't own a snake yet, but mom told her mom that I want to get a snake and apparently grandma said that she wouldn't visit anymore and I told mom to respond to her: It's okay, it'll be hidden in my room.
XD
(but as far as looking for hides, I passed by Ikea and said 'I heard that there were dog dishes there that make good snake hides! XD I talk about snakes and look for nice hides all the time and I don't even own one yet.

... when the thought of having to eat ramen noodles or PB&J for the rest of the month seems like an okay idea if you can just buy a few more morphs

... when you stop telling people you own snakes because once they ask questions you bombard them with more information than they can take

... when you no longer want but NEED to add a certain morph to your collection

... when your friends who don't like snakes come around because you don't talk about anything else

Ok I'll play. But this is for people who breed.

If you've ever bought your local dollar tree out of dog bowls.
If Washing out 100 baby tubs in your front yard is a weekly thing.
When the lady at the Fed-ex store "Just Knows".
If when buying 200 4" pvc caps at Lowe's your answer to "What project you got going?" is "You wouldn't believe me if I told you"
If you are buying rat food by the pallet.
If you ever get the look after answering "So how many snakes do you have?"

When you go to buy a house (like I did today) and your first concern is which room would be suitable for a snake room.

When your girlfriend asks you, "What do you do last night?" And you resond with "Nothing really... just played with my balls... giggity!"

When you realize you will never make your money back, nor do you care.

When you consider being bitten ny a snake a right of passage.

when you can tell just by looking at them that they are about to go blue (without checking for a pink belly either).

You scare your dad with a twenty five minute genetics lesson... just because there was a lull in the discussion

When your snakes get better dog food bowls than your dogs do.

When you convince your co-worker who is scared of snakes to buy one so you can breed it with yours.


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