Spouse's/Significant others and you herps...

It's funny I just saw this thread. My boyfriend (well, ex boyfriend now) is petrified of snakes. So when I got the snake itch and recently got a bp and a hognose, he started disappearing. They're in cages!!!! They're not going to come get you!!!! (Insert eye roll and large sigh here). I used to breed snakes years ago and had hundreds of them. I think I can protect you from my "killer snakes"
Needless to say, I chose the snakes over him and he is gone. Hopefully the next guy will like snakes and parrots.