The last one to post WINS!

I have better ones.......

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Originally Posted by TooManyToys

I have better ones.......

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really?

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Originally Posted by dreese88

:8::8::8::8: LOL that was good...but I win!

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Says you...

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

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great show...and love the SLJ face in there

hahahahah... made me LOL so decided to post...

I WIN !!!!!!! :salute:

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Originally Posted by STORMS

really?

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Yes, really

At the end of the tax year the IRS sent an inspector to audit
the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to
the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles.
What do you do with the candle drippings?'

'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to
the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
candles.'

'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious
way:

'What about all these matzo (bread) purchases? What do you do with
the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the
inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
'We collect them and send back to the manufacturers, and every now
and then they send a free box of matzo balls.'

'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'What do you do
with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'

'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi.
'What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the
Internal Revenue Service, and about once a year they send us a
complete d***.'

i guess i won...

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

i guess i won...

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Guess again :P