The last one to post WINS!

damn... another time i hope...

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!

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Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

In New York the law states the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
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Originally Posted by lenastorms

I just woke up from my nap....Did I lose too???

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Oh, as far as I'm concerned, you always win. :D

yea, ive noticed that pattern as well...

did i win... :colbert:

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Originally Posted by scarface2jz

yea, ive noticed that pattern as well...

did i win... :colbert:

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Sorry, no luck.

But hey - that joke you posted earlier was pretty funny! That is your consolation prize!

OK guys I am drunk and got all sorts of other intoxicants in me I am going to bed and the Steelers stole the show!

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Originally Posted by hoax

OK guys I am drunk and got all sorts of other intoxicants in me I am going to bed and the Steelers stole the show!

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Aw shucks, and here I was hoping to take advantage of ya while you were drunk.

:P

Have a good night!

I'm the winingest.