You might be a ball python keeper..........

When you walk in to your local reptile/feeder store, and they don't even get up to help you because they know you are going to browse the whole store before you get your feeders. Just in case there is anything you can't live without....

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You temporarily have "pet" rats because your snake didn't eat.

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Originally Posted by DrDooLittle

You temporarily have "pet" rats because your snake didn't eat.

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ughhh x1000 I currently have a new "pet".

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The young lady at the reptile store doesn't even bother to walk with you to the rat room. She just let's you go back and pick them out yourself...happened to me this evening :D

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when i lived out near Philly i would walk in to the pet store, get a head nod from who ever was at the register, walk in the back, get my stuff and then come up and pay. they kept the GOOD stuff in the back! :D

after typing that, it probably looked like some sort of shady dealing going on ;)

When your expecting female ball python has you more freaked out than you were when you had your own kids.

When you see that magical first clutch of eggs, and you spend the whole day smiling so hard your face hurts.

You firmly believe the 60 days required for a ball python egg to hatch is at least twice as long as the 9 months you carried your own baby.

When wondering what that little head peeking out of the egg is attached to is more important that it was to ask the doctor, " Boy or Girl?" when your baby was born.

Can you tell what I've got on my mind ?

Gale

Haha awesome responses!

You might own bps if:

-you're willing to spend $100+ on JUST shipping for that PVC cage (fml ahaha)

-the people at the petshop think you're a weird mouse lady

-you search the Internet daily for deals on snakes even though you can't have another one


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If you have a list of morphs you want and have breeding plans wrote down.talking from experience lol

when your church has a rodent problem and you tell your pastor you have a ball python at home that will gladly help in the ridence of the rodents

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-you search the Internet daily for deals on snakes even though you can't have another one

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X2. Thankfully my rack is full....just means I have to get a new rack before I get more snakes lol

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You spend your lunch break checking out what is new on bp.net

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X2. Thankfully my rack is full....just means I have to get a new rack before I get more snakes lol

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Is the rack on order??? :D

How bout this one...

Your watching the opening credits of Python Hunters where they say "I've been working with Pythons since I was four" and your twin 7 year olds say..."Pfftt...we've been doing it since we were 2...."

If you are dreaming about ball pythons and wake up, and decode to write about it on this thread.


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Is the rack on order??? :D

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After I do my budget this weekend it just might be lol.

You come home from work and go right to your rack to see if your snake shed yet..

Oh, better yet-

You have a snake shed hanging from the ceiling fan in your kitchen, to dry so your kid can take it to school.

If you make jokes about your Balls to people and they look at you like WTF!

If you have a dream about posting on this forum.......damn what is wrong with me!?

...if you refer to any and every group of baby animals of any sort as "a clutch.".....

God so many of these fit me.

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You spend your lunch break checking out what is new on bp.net

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more then face book its my homepage

If even one of these post's describe you.. :D

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...you search kijiji daily for bps, even though you can't have any more.

...you are willing to drive hours just to go to an expo

...you save funny pictures just because theres a snake in it:
http://img.tapatalk.com/d179e18d-08cf-6b78.jpg


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...you refer to your house as a zoo


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The only time you read the newspaper is when you're unwrapping frozen rodents. :p

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The only time you read the newspaper is when you're unwrapping frozen rodents. :p

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Or when you find your Spanish improving, ever since you got a batch of free Spanish-language papers for your tubs. :D

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p...4/IMG_1483.jpg

[QUOTE=Bobbafett;1830788]...you search kijiji daily for bps, even though you can't have any more.

...you are willing to drive hours just to go to an expo

...you save funny pictures just because theres a snake in it:
http://img.tapatalk.com/d179e18d-08cf-6b78.jpg


Those are all great, but the picture at the end had me laughing for 5 minutes... :8::8::8::8::8: Good one lol :bow::rofl:

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...you search kijiji daily for bps, even though you can't have any more.

...you are willing to drive hours just to go to an expo

...you save funny pictures just because theres a snake in it:
http://img.tapatalk.com/d179e18d-08cf-6b78.jpg


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That picture is great, mind if I use it?

This needs to be stickied. I've never laughed so hard in my life, reading every post on every page. :rofl::rofl::rofl: :8::8::8:

Haha it's not my picture :) I found it online and had to save it.


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Haha it's not my picture :) I found it online and had to save it.


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What website did you find that pic on its hilarious!

http://memebase.com/2012/05/21/inter...ool-snake-bro/


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If you have ever referred to your new boyfriend or girlfriend as "a nice Dinker"...

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If you have ever referred to your new boyfriend or girlfriend as "a nice Dinker"...

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You mean a nice possible? :rolleyes:

:P

I think the funniest use of a snake keeper term was from a guy that I used to work with, who was not a snake keeper. He was always amazed by all of the different colors and morphs, so he used to check out alot of photos, and one day, he asked me what "Het" meant. So, after explaining the whole Heterozygous definition, a few minutes later he said, "I think I understand it. I have black hair and brown eyes, my wife has red hair and green eyes, but my daughter has black hair and brown eyes, so that makes her Brunette het for Ginger." I couldn't do anything but laugh at his awesome analogy...:rofl:

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I think the funniest use of a snake keeper term was from a guy that I used to work with, who was not a snake keeper. He was always amazed by all of the different colors and morphs, so he used to check out alot of photos, and one day, he asked me what "Het" meant. So, after explaining the whole Heterozygous definition, a few minutes later he said, "I think I understand it. I have black hair and brown eyes, my wife has red hair and green eyes, but my daughter has black hair and brown eyes, so that makes her Brunette het for Ginger." I couldn't do anything but laugh at his awesome analogy...:rofl:

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BOOOOOM :salute:

thats awesome lmfao!

After reading another thread, I saw another entry worthy of this thread:

If you have ever been congratulated on your addiction or recent relapse...

[QUOTE=Vypyrz;1783425]You might be a Ball Python keeper if you have ever called a baby boa "hatchling"...

Or referred to your own child as a "hatchling".

Okay, I know I'm a bit late but you might be a ball python keeper if you plan on becoming a high school biology teacher for five major reasons.
1) You love science
2) You can bring your snakes to work with you
3) You can use your snakes as a perfect example of how awesome genetics are
4) You get summers aka expo season off every year
5) You can educate a younger generation about how to ACTUALLY take care of balls

...you talk about how big your balls have gotten since the day you got them

if you get excited about snake poop

Ask someone if you could see their balls or if they want to see your balls and they don't call the police ;)

if you saw a picture of a BEL and decided you just had to have one. but instead of buying one you decide it would be more fun to make one. 15 snakes later you still dont even have the snakes to make one because you decided it would be more fun to make the mojaves first! I'm expecting my first ever clutch in 13 days, mojave x normal.

(not really ball pythons but...) Your phone auto corrects to the word tegu :P

If you think this is one of the greatest threads around :rolleyes:

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After reading another thread, I saw another entry worthy of this thread:

If you have ever been congratulated on your addiction or recent relapse...

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Hey! That was my post xD

You might be a ball python keeper if:

- You are always short on dinnerware because you've given all the bowls to the snakes!
- You can't sleep at night during the summer because the snakes in your bedroom make it too hot.
- You can always find somewhere to put the "Last one"...

You have a panic attack because you don't know what else to do while the Admins shut the site down for maintenance... :rofl:

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You have a panic attack because you don't know what else to do while the Admins shut the site down for maintenance... :rofl:

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Seriously, what are we gonna do????


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Seriously, what are we gonna do????

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I'm going to do some work in the snake room. I have 5 new 4 X 2's coming Monday...:D

your python's food bill is more than yours.

If you had withdrawals while the site was down, and kept checking to see when you could get back in.

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