80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor

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Originally Posted by N4S

Don't drink the kool aid Pat. I'm with ya homie.

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The Mermaid Pie, however, is particularly delectable.

Respect the Duck.

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Who is this "all you guys" stuff and who elected you to speak for anyone, much less everyone?

I'd like to see neil's lizard. I have some serious doubts but would not be surprised if he did have one that size.

How come you're so bent about what other people think about someone other than you?

And IF, big IF as is everything with neil, he IS lying, don't you suppose it would be good to know?

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Cause I'm a badazz why else would I be allowed by "You" to speak on bp.net ?
Hehehe :D seriously thoe I don't believe I was speaking for everyone I just thought I was speaking for the many voices in my head.... They never stop talking :(.

Yes, if he doesn't have it then I'd be doing this ":rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:" and if he does then I'll do this ":8::8::bow::salute::gj:" it doesn't make sense to make this long of a thread and not really have it. I really don't care if he does or not I just really do like this topic :D

I just wanted BG's to know that I am his newest fan!!:gj:

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Originally Posted by wilomn

The Mermaid Pie, however, is particularly delectable.

Respect the Duck.

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Big Gunns found the "duck" you "respect" Willy. Big Gunns has got to say. He totally understand why you "respect the duck".;):D

YouTube - disco duck

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Originally Posted by Hotshot

Cause I'm a badazz why else would I be allowed by "You" to speak on bp.net ?
Hehehe :D seriously thoe I don't believe I was speaking for everyone I just thought I was speaking for the many voices in my head.... They never stop talking :(.

Yes, if he doesn't have it then I'd be doing this ":rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:" and if he does then I'll do this ":8::8::bow::salute::gj:" it doesn't make sense to make this long of a thread and not really have it. I really don't care if he does or not I just really do like this topic :D

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Don't you know who you're dealing with Hotshot? Just in case you missed it earlier, BG will post it again. Pay close attention to the verse at the 50 second mark. The rest of the song is pretty much dead on also though. This is what happens when you mess with the "King around town"(it's in the song).:rofl::rofl:

YouTube - Little Willy - Sweet

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Originally Posted by monty's dad

I just wanted BG's to know that I am his newest fan!!:gj:

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Join the millions Monty.:gj: Be forewarned though, Big Gunns fan club is gonna start to cost yah. Since BG's been in the holiday mood he's waiting until after the holidays to start sending out millions of bills.:D It will be worth every Benjamin tough.:D:D


"Can't we all just get along"?:D

Big Guns has another saying that he will share with his fans.

Never argue with someone who KNOWS they're right.

Big Gunns almost forgot. Just in case you go looking for all these pics that Reddog was talking about on another site. Big Gunns has magical powers over there(well his better half does;):D), he removed all 5,000 posts. Sorry fans, but have no fear, BG eventually gets around to posting some pics. There's almost the amount of "spice" BG needs to do so.:D

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Big Gunns almost forgot. Just in case you go looking for all these pics that Reddog was talking about on another site. Big Gunns has magical powers over there(well his better half does;):D), he removed all 5,000 posts. Sorry fans, but have no fear, BG eventually gets around to posting some pics. There's almost the amount of "spice" BG needs to do so.:D

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

YouTube - Glen Glenn - Bony Moronie


And puh-leeeze when it comes to respek this duck's in a pond of his own. :bow:

http://fool4life.files.wordpress.com...d_the_duck.jpg

http://www.karcreat.com/jammin.jpg

http://www.channel4.com/film/media/i...03--film-A.jpg

http://www.protozoic.com/content/ima.../03/howard.jpg

And since it seems to be a requirement;

http://starchefs.com/NVanAkenTips/im...ce_rubs_02.jpg

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Originally Posted by mainbutter

I should have posted this before this thread got mean

http://blogs.technet.com/photos/gray.../original.aspx

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Big Gunns has a much better one.;):D


https://ball-pythons.net/gallery/fil...g_2_450686.jpg

Big Gunns thought he might answer one question for his fans today. How did you get your screen name BG?;):D

Dialup doesn't let me watch youtube. I think I'll go cry now :tears::tears::tears::tears:

bump....

:rofl::rofl: This post still has the power to make me laugh and smile. :gj:

HAHAHAHAHA! This is hilarious :P idc about the monitor, I just like to read people argue about pointless things.

and.......................where.....are the damn pics.....

I just spent my time looking through every page to see this 8 footer. All I saw was a cell phone picture of a 7.5 foot male. I don't even believe this 8 footer exists. PROVE IT!

Look at the thread starter and you will know that you wasted your time because it's straight bs.

Big Gunns finds what's said at 2:31 very amusing. How about you?:rofl:

YouTube - Superman Returns Mega Trailer

Wait....what???? Am I seeing things? Big Gunns? Is that you???

if your confused and you know it clap your hands!

*clap**clap*

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Originally Posted by rabernet

Wait....what???? Am I seeing things? Big Gunns? Is that you???

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Your eyes are not deceiving you......he's back.:D

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Originally Posted by dembonez

if your confused and you know it clap your hands!

*clap**clap*

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Don't worry......you'll get it soon enough.:P

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Big Gunns finds what's said at 2:31 very amusing. How about you?:rofl:

YouTube - Superman Returns Mega Trailer

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I'm really really glad you found that for your grand re-entry.

Welcome back Big Guy!

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Originally Posted by N4S

Look at the thread starter and you will know that you wasted your time because it's straight bs.

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BG is gonna need to call yah out on this statement N4S. BG would like you to give all his fans one example of BG stating "straight BS" when it comes to any of his animals.

Now....if you're talking about other things....like the perfocticity(BG word) of BG's gluteus maximus muscles.....maybe you'd have a leg to stand on with this statement. BG will admit, there may be a blemish or two that might keep his glutes from being called "perfect".;):D

Welcome back BG!! :salute::salute::salute:

you have been missed....welcome home:taz:

Welcome back bg... It's not the same with out you

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Originally Posted by mdjudson

Welcome back bg... It's not the same with out you

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True.

One must remember one's waders when big guppy is about.

I think its ridiculi that people find this crap funny.


But then...I look at the age of the people that like him....and it ALLLLL makes sense...

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

I think its ridiculi that people find this crap funny.


But then...I look at the age of the people that like him....and it ALLLLL makes sense...

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Bro... I am 28 and have done more in my life then you will ever do.

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Originally Posted by mdjudson

Bro... I am 28 and have done more in my life then you will ever do.

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How cute....

Look how far he can pee....

Thanks for all the "welcome back" peeps.:gj::gj:

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Originally Posted by wilomn

True.

One must remember one's waders when big guppy is about.

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Yes one "must" good buddy. The hip "waders" are not gonna do either. May BG suggest the "waders" that go neck high.:D

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

I think its ridiculi that people find this crap funny.


But then...I look at the age of the people that like him....and it ALLLLL makes sense...

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BG thinks it's just a leeetle more "ridiculi" that some people still just don't "get it".:P

BG has got to say old buddy. Your Pied rock thread had BG in uncontrollable laughter. BG laughed so hard he kicked off one of his penny loafers...............................................not.:P

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

How cute....

Look how far he can pee....

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Leave the rock outta this....that thing is awesome! hahaha

:gj:

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

How cute....

Look how far he can pee....

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

Leave the rock outta this....that thing is awesome! hahaha

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huh? im cornfused!!!:confused:

Welcome Back Big Gunns...I've been wondering where you've been thought maybe you found some where better..

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Originally Posted by monty's dad

huh? im cornfused!!!:confused:

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Take off your penny loafers and get ready to fall outta your chair because you're gonna be in uncontrollable hysterics if you read this thread Monty.:D

http://www.ball-pythons.net/forums/s...d.php?t=114169

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Originally Posted by monty's dad

huh? im cornfused!!!:confused:

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81...n/IMG_5979.jpg




But its a rock...

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Originally Posted by Freakie_frog

Welcome Back Big Gunns...I've been wondering where you've been thought maybe you found some where better..

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Well....wherever BG goes is the best place to be.:D


ps. By the way. Congrats on the new baby.......when "it" gets here:gj:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Well....wherever BG goes is the best place to be.:D


ps. By the way. Congrats on the new baby.......when "it" gets here:gj:

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Thanks.. Man you can baby sit any time you fell froggy. .LOL

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Originally Posted by Freakie_frog

Thanks.. Man you can baby sit any time you fell froggy. .LOL

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Only when he/she is potty trained. BG must warn you though. Kids love BG. Your kid won't be happy when you get home and BG has to leave.:D

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Only when he/she is potty trained. BG must warn you though. Kids love BG. Your kid won't be happy when you get home and BG has to leave.:D

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Teach them to clean tubs and then daddy will be happy..

LOL

Ok sorry to hijack the thread.. Just good to see you back..

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Originally Posted by Freakie_frog

Teach them to clean tubs and then daddy will be happy..

LOL

Ok sorry to hijack the thread.. Just good to see you back..

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BG will teach them to bag snakes for him to take when he leaves that's for sure.:D

Do you think BG would ever complain about someone "hijacking" his thread? This thread now has a life of it's own. The only thing that might end this thread is a pic of this 8 foot 80 pound monitor.:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

The only thing that might end this thread is a pic of this 8 foot 80 pound monitor.:rofl:

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lol...This thread makes me laugh.

I'm new here and I must say you people are odd. :D

damn still no pics BG you crack me up i enjoy reading your posts thank you for "stirring the pot" i would like to see a pic myself i've read all 20 pages just to know whats going on and had a few good laughs again thank you

Schizophrenia

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Originally Posted by N4S

Schizophrenia

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You are? Oh, im so sorry. :rolleyes:

Welcome home BG. haha

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Originally Posted by N4S

Look at the thread starter and you will know that you wasted your time because it's straight bs.

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Originally Posted by N4S

Schizophrenia

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That's what BG thought. Seems hard to believe that BG does not BS when it comes to his animals....although the verdict is still not in on this Monitor.:D

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Originally Posted by Hapa_Haole

lol...This thread makes me laugh.

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That's why BG is here......to teach and entertain.

But mostly to brag about his GREATNESS.:D

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Originally Posted by Jamielvsaustin

I'm new here and I must say you people are odd. :D

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"you people"???? or someone in particular?:D

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Originally Posted by Monty

damn still no pics BG you crack me up i enjoy reading your posts thank you for "stirring the pot" i would like to see a pic myself i've read all 20 pages just to know whats going on and had a few good laughs again thank you

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You're welcome one of BG's millions of fans. BG will never let you down.:gj:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

"you people"???? or someone in particular?:D

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Nope. All of you.

So BG, is this thing real? Are you ever going to post a picture? Or will we keep having to use our imagination...and hearing others moan/internet fist fight lol

came across this thread out of curiosity..... say what you will 'bout me, but its kinda stupid.