You might be a herper if...

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

You might be a herper if....

- you phone your friend Robin and the men in your lives want to know who in hell you are talking to about "balls and racks"

- your master bedroom doubles as the quarantine room and you start referring to it as "QT"

- you know your friend's snake collection almost as well as you know your own

- your 6 year old goes to see the snake show at the zoo and when they offer to let him touch the cornsnake he gives them a "you've GOT to be kidding look", then spends 10 minutes explaining to the snakekeeper about ball pythons

- you put off buying a new couch because it would impact on those precious snake buying dollars

- you have to steal your kid's 8Ball t-shirt on wash day

- you have to steal your husband's 8Ball t-shirt on wash day

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaa........ Yea. :P


And if your calendar has "So-n-So 8 weeks clear".... "Whatsit due now" ... "52 days on bla-bla"... "So-n-So 9 weeks clear"... And you haft to squeeze friends and family's B-Days out to the side cause there is no more room left! :oops:

...you say hello and coo at your snakes when you come home before giving your husband a kiss. :oops:

...your cat never gets lap time anymore because he's always locked away because "the big snake" is out.

...your feeder mice eat more regularly than you do.

...going to the reptile store on feeding day to buy feeders, you feel like Norm entering Cheers and your rats are ready at the counter by the time you get there.

You might be a herper if you bring pillow cases to the lake when you go fishing with family and friends then dissapear into the woods where nobody can find you for hours and come back with snakes and lizards.

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Originally Posted by WTHbbqSnake

You might be a herper if you bring pillow cases to the lake when you go fishing with family and friends then dissapear into the woods where nobody can find you for hours and come back with snakes and lizards.

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Sounds like a dream vacation!!!

you might be a herper if you add to this list.

if you must look into every snake selling shop every time you go out to the mall.

if you for go a holiday because you just got a new snake.

if you check this forum every day.

you might be a herper if you check this forum ever 5 minutes when your at work. :carrot:

You might definitely be a herper if daytona week is like super bowl week for a football fan.

If you get asked to see your snake everyday....Couldn't resist

If you steal the airplane pillow cases on a flight(I just got done doing that last week....)

If you are surrounded by people uptight about their lawns, but refuse to use weed killer because your tortoises must have their dandilions.:)