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  • 01-17-2007, 03:19 PM
    djslurp1200
    Re: Joined the club...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno
    10. Listen to your spouse/boss/roommate/parent explain that you have lost your mind and they are seriously considering divorce/firing you/moving out/calling the therapist AGAIN!

    This one is my favorite...nobody that isn't "into" snakes really gets the excitement part too much lol... Oh well! ;) :D
  • 01-17-2007, 03:19 PM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: Joined the club...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno
    Hmm okay....breeding recipe...


    1. Healthy snakes ready to breed
    2. Adjust temps/lights/whatever
    3. Put said snakes together
    4. Pray!
    5. See a lock....SCREAM and phone Adam
    6. SCREAM in Adam's ear about how the snakes are doing "it" and they've been doing "it" for awhile (describe "it" in great detail, speaking very quickly whilst dancing about in your snake room, repeat details of said "it" in case Adam's missed the details the first time around)
    7. Slam down phone, forgetting to say goodbye to Adam, call 6 other people
    8. Phone Adam back, apologize for #7 and break into another detailed explanation of exactly whose tail is where
    9. Peek repeated through sides of tub at mating snakes
    10. Listen to your spouse/boss/roommate/parent explain that you have lost your mind and they are seriously considering divorce/firing you/moving out/calling the therapist AGAIN!

    LOL ... that ROCKS!!! ... But who am I supposed to call? :( :P

    -adam
  • 01-17-2007, 03:26 PM
    frankykeno
    Re: Joined the club...
    It's like a phone chain Adam....we call you....you call Ralph*...Ralph calls for beer and pizza....works pretty much like that. :P

    *once you get your hearing back that is from all the hooting and hollering about the previously aforementioned "it" activity
  • 01-17-2007, 03:33 PM
    djslurp1200
    Re: Joined the club...
    I just can't wait t'ill I come home to some eggs! I can just so see it...coming home from work or waking up in the morning and seeing her lay on a pile of eggs....*sigh* the thought brings a smile to my face!

    :rockon:
  • 01-17-2007, 03:35 PM
    frankykeno
    Re: Joined the club...
    Steven the most important thing though is this....you do have a camera fully charged and ready to document the eggs and the new baby BP's when they hatch don't you! You can't expect us BPNetters to go without pics...that would be just cruel!
  • 01-17-2007, 03:35 PM
    Amy05
    Re: Joined the club...
    i love that picture of the baby sticking his/her head out of the egg. so cute. i can't wait for that feeling. (well. i can. i'm going to have to. lol).

    congrats again and can't wait to see some beautiful babies!!
  • 01-17-2007, 03:39 PM
    djslurp1200
    Re: Joined the club...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno
    Steven the most important thing though is this....you do have a camera fully charged and ready to document the eggs and the new baby BP's when they hatch don't you! You can't expect us BPNetters to go without pics...that would be just cruel!

    I just have my phone for now.:oops: I actually bought a camera just for that reason for my girlfriend because that's what she had to have...and then she changed her mind and said that she "had'' to have new lingerie from victorias secret and jeans from buckle... It's cool I'm not complaining but I was going to put alot of mileage on that camera...now I have to place that mileage somewhere else, but like I said I'm not complaining lol...;)

    I will be getting a camera soon...:rolleyes: But car problems just interrupted those plans so i'm set back another week or two...:(
  • 01-17-2007, 03:39 PM
    Adam_Wysocki
    Re: Joined the club...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by frankykeno
    It's like a phone chain Adam....we call you....you call Ralph*...Ralph calls for beer and pizza....works pretty much like that. :P

    *once you get your hearing back that is from all the hooting and hollering about the previously aforementioned "it" activity

    I don't know what makes you think I got it like that with the king. ;) :P

    -adam
  • 01-17-2007, 03:53 PM
    djslurp1200
    Re: Joined the club...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Amy05
    i love that picture of the baby sticking his/her head out of the egg. so cute. i can't wait for that feeling. (well. i can. i'm going to have to. lol).

    congrats again and can't wait to see some beautiful babies!!

    I Love that picture too... It just excites me seeing that sight... normals or morphs...Humans or snakes... seeing a live breathing creature take it's first breaths of air, it's amazing.:rolleyes:

    again...good luck to everybody! Maybe everybody be blessed with huge healthy clutches!;)
  • 01-17-2007, 04:15 PM
    frankykeno
    Re: Joined the club...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Adam_Wysocki
    I don't know what makes you think I got it like that with the king. ;) :P

    -adam

    Oh yeah right Adam LOL

    Steven I see how it is now! Instead of a camera with which to take lovely pics for your snakes for your BPNet friends to see, you go and spend your cash on sexy undies for the lady in your life! Well geesh! Now we see how are you! :mad: (why am I figuring Jamie never got past the word lingerie???? :P )
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