Worst date EVER stories...

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Originally Posted by cueball

Shocking :rolleyes:

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Are you coming on to me?

I dont have any *thankfully* though i did go as a third wheel once and got nausiated at the sound of my friend making out in the seat RIGHT NEXT TO ME at the movies.. I had to leave for the bathroom to try to keep from throwing up, it was the worst. Even now i have yet to be near a couple lip locking that sounded as awful. It was like some kind of slobber fest of 8th grade porportions.

Now, if someone wants to know about a great date... :hump:

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Originally Posted by SnakeySnakeSnake

I was a computer science major in college :(

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It's ok, I still like you anyway. :neener: :petting:

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Originally Posted by tigerlily

It's ok, I still like you anyway. :neener: :petting:

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I've never been on a date i'm engaged to my board,and she's the jealous type.

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Originally Posted by cueball

I am super parched and in no shape to try and move in for a dry mouth kiss. I excuse myself to the bathroom for a sneak of water. Not to foil my plan. Turn the faucet and sulfur ridden water hits my lips. Wow...no more dry lips but my mouth now smells like rotten egg. I slink back into her room wondering how much I would pay for a stick of gum or something right about now. $100 minimum.

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OMG that was the funniest thing I have ever read. You are such a good bad date teller. I wanted to read your bad date to my sweetie but I was laughing so hard I couldn't get the words out... Thanks I needed that.
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Okay the worst date ever... I went on a first date with this guy who I passed gas when he was nervous, unfortunitly he was nervous alot that night. Their was no second date.:doh:

My worst would have to be I went out to go bowling and the girl I went with lied to me. She said she was off of meth and she kept trying to try it. Worst date ever.

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Originally Posted by McKenzie

Okay the worst date ever... I went on a first date with this guy who I passed gas when he was nervous, unfortunitly he was nervous alot that night. Their was no second date.:doh:

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hehehe! i eat light for the day of a date. I like to be able and finish my meal and not seem like a girly eater and they always give you soooo much food around here. I chew gum cause like most people on dates im worried i have dookie breath, well since i eat lite my stomach becomes sensitive and any fructose or any surgar can easily make me bloated. plenty of times ive chewed gum and it made me not only bloated but eventually gasy on dates. ohh the pain! I totally undue my top jean button after a date and just let nature take its course. holding it in for a guy?....just the first few dates! then after that...if ya wanna love me...ya gotta love my gas hahahaha!

I was in high school, I think it was my junior year. A friend of mine asks out a girl he has liked fora while, and she wants to do a double date. I agree to go along with one of her friends. SO .... the time comes, and my '68 Camaro is up on blocks (again) because I am replacing the clutch. This girl "Jen" says she will drive .... no problem .... but I have heard some stories about her, and her total inability to drive. One story has her driving away from a gas pump with the nozzel still attached (I think, yeah right), and another is that she ran off the road on a curve and hit a retaining wall. In the rumored spot, the retaining wall is probably 50 feet from the road ... no way that happened. So anyway, she gets to my house, and we travel approximately 2 miles ..... we are sitting at a green light waiting to turn left. A car is barreling down the hill the other direction, and when it is about 100 feet from the intersection, she goes ..... SCREEEECH!!!!....WHAMMMMMM!!!!! As we are sitting on the curb next to the lady she cut in front of, a cop is inspecting the damage on Jen's car. I can still see it today, he walks around to the passenger side, bends down, and all I can here is scraping metal. Then he walks over and hands this lady her license plate (that was somehow buried in the passenger side door) and says sarcastically "here, you might need this". That is when Jen lost it. I do remeber that her car was driveable, and we finished the date, but Jen and I never went out again ....

Neil

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Originally Posted by SnakeySnakeSnake

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