Re: You know you are a herper when....
. . . you size up all other animals based on whether a mondo boid (retic/burm/afrock/conda) could swallow them.
. . . . you always check out the sterelite section at the dept store
. . . you not only KNOW what "hemipenes" are you drop it into non-herping conversation.
. . . . you beg out of chores after dinner claiming you don't want to regurge
. . . . your electric bill from all the specialty lighting in your house gets you flagged with the local authorities
. . . . you scoff at "snake scenes" in the movies on immediately ID'ing the species, native locale etc
Re: You know you are a herper when....
....when people ask u how many pets u have and u answer "1, no 2! no wait...how long does it need to be alive to be qualified as a pet?" (true story!)
EDIT: i thought up another one....when ur parents see u online looking at a page full of balls and racks and are totally fine with it.
Re: You know you are a herper when....
You start using terms like BP, RTB, BD, Crestie, Auri, het, DH... and so on.
Your new vocabulary brings you odd looks from you friends :)
Re: You know you are a herper when....
...your neighbors think your a photographer because the red light they see in your window.
Re: You know you are a herper when....
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Originally Posted by frankykeno
- you find out Wendy is expecting a new baby, turn from the computer and holler to your husband "hey honey, Wendy's gravid!!!"
~~Jo~~
ROFLMAO!!! You crack me up Jo! As long as no one goes to shine a light on my stomach to see if I have any developing eggs in there we're all good!!
Re: You know you are a herper when....
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Originally Posted by Jeanne
Hahha, I have too!
You ever wonder why , even though he lives in Australia, and he has done some episodes on native goannas (sp) and a few other species, yet not a darn thing on beardies or cresties???
ive actually seen him do one thing on beardies but none on cresties. funny, i never thought of that.
Re: You know you are a herper when....
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Originally Posted by mr~python
ive actually seen him do one thing on beardies but none on cresties. funny, i never thought of that.
Dang Marshall, I missed an episode apparently. I am a "Steve-O Junkie", I cant help it, only cause he does show you some awesome species, which most of the time, when it is something I know nothing about, if it is interesting enough, I research it more later or while watching. Although, he has done some dangerous stuff and paid for it in the end... and then you have to ask yourself :confused: is he thinking?
Re: You know you are a herper when....
well it was a loong looong time ago. and im still waitin for them to do the re-run with the ball python. that was a even looong loonger time ago.
Re: You know you are a herper when....
when... you hear about free bunnies and wonder how much it would cost to ship them to jo for her 'campers'.
Re: You know you are a herper when....
...when your fiancee asks if your corn breeder has any balls, and it doesn't sound at all odd to you. Nor does replying "No he doesn't" without malice. (We had that conversation before I even joined this forum. It actually took us a few minutes to realize how bad/weird/wrong that sounded, lol)
