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  • 12-06-2018, 07:33 PM
    pretends2bnormal
    Re: You know you're a snake keeper when...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by WhompingWillow View Post
    When you can't tell your family the only thing that's actually on your Christmas list (coughPVCenclosurescough) because they wouldn't understand

    OMG, Yes! This is 100% me. Though I'd need the corresponding Herpstat and RHPs of course. ;)

    Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk
  • 12-06-2018, 08:42 PM
    Dianne
    Re: You know you're a snake keeper when...
    When you tell friends and family what you spent for your snake or enclosures.
  • 12-06-2018, 09:22 PM
    paulh
    Re: You know you're a snake keeper when...
    your electric bill is astronomical, but all the plants in your house are plastic.

    a cop walks into your house and runs out.

    Great thread!
  • 12-06-2018, 09:46 PM
    Bogertophis
    ...you have 12" tweezers on hand, or you keep BBQ tongs in the livingroom.

    ...you shop in thrift stores for golf clubs but you don't play golf. (FYI, the shaft & handles make superb snake-hooks, w/ only modification to the head.)

    ...you have WAY more pillowcases than pillows or sheet sets...and you don't care if they match anything.
  • 12-06-2018, 10:02 PM
    Dianne
    Re: You know you're a snake keeper when...
    In addition to bbq tongs or hemastats, you might have a bbq spatula to reach the back of a 30” cage your arms are too short for. :rolleyes:
  • 12-06-2018, 10:13 PM
    paulh
    Re: You know you're a snake keeper when...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Bogertophis View Post
    ...you have WAY more pillowcases than pillows or sheet sets...and you don't care if they match anything.

    And only the pillowcases you sleep on have holes. :D
  • 12-06-2018, 10:38 PM
    WhompingWillow
    Re: You know you're a snake keeper when...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by pretends2bnormal View Post
    OMG, Yes! This is 100% me. Though I'd need the corresponding Herpstat and RHPs of course. ;)

    Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk

    Go big or go home - ask for the Herpstat 6 ;)
  • 12-06-2018, 10:45 PM
    WhompingWillow
    Re: You know you're a snake keeper when...
    When you've memorized your local FedEx hub's address

    When this kind of thought process makes sense: 1 becomes 2 becomes 6 becomes "OK I'm good now" becomes 14 :D

    When you spend hours researching the finer points between substrates and still don't have the answers so you just keep trying different things

    When quality reptile shows are one of the highlights of your year
  • 12-06-2018, 11:39 PM
    MR Snakes
    Re: You know you're a snake keeper when...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dakski View Post
    What do you mean, "wonder?"

    How do you tell if they are still safe/fresh for your snakes?

    OK then. I think I'll go and find a ant farm forum. Thanks everyone.
  • 12-07-2018, 12:13 AM
    zina10
    When you hear someone scream SNAKE at the horse barn and everybody runs in the opposite direction, while you run towards it !!! :rofl:
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