Short stupid jokes

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Great books I've read.........

50 Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makit......Illustrated by Betty Dont
Revenge of the Cat by Claude Balls
The Narrow Doorway by Hugh Jass

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Dont stop there.....lol

Green spots on the wall...by Pickum & Flickum
Brown spots on the wall...by Who Flung Doo
Yellow River....by I. P. Freeley
Under the Bleachers....by C. Moor Butt
Antlers in the tree tops...by Who Goosedamoose
Wrigley over the cliff...by Segum Fall
Bloody Sadle...by The Kotex Kid

Theres lots more but I dont remember em all.....

lol, nice!

Trails in the Sand by D1ck Draggin

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Originally Posted by Ironhead

Bloody Sadle...by The Kotex Kid

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:shock:
caaaaaaarl!!! why!?!

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Ironhead wrote:
Bloody Sadle...by The Kotex Kid


caaaaaaarl!!! why!?!

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Im sorry....(hanging head)! I was on a role and could'nt stop myself.

Who said MEN don't remember anniversaries.......................

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks.

The wife is thinking that her husband is so caring sensitive. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued...

"Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years"

"I remember that too" she replied softly."

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...... "I would have gotten out today."

HAHAHA. Not right. LOL.

hee heee! that's a good one. :D

ROFLMAO! :D:lol:

i have one thats not really a joke
oil change$80
all the bills$1257
haircut$12
crickets not priceless but a buck or 2
your retic kiilin u priceless

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i have one thats not really a joke
oil change$80
all the bills$1257
haircut$12
crickets not priceless but a buck or 2
your retic kiilin you priceless

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Hmmmmm.......Must be one of those Non-sence Jokes. :bonk: